1Quite so, my dear fellow, quite so,” said Lord Caterham.

2He had used the same words three times already, each time in the hope that they would end the interview and permit him to escape. He disliked very much being forced to stand on the steps of the exclusive London club to which he belonged and listen to the interminable eloquence of the Hon. George Lomax.

3Clement Edward Alistair Brent, ninth Marquis of Caterham, was a small gentleman, shabbily dressed, and entirely unlike the popular conception of a Marquis. He had faded blue eyes, a thin melancholy nose, and a vague but courteous manner.

4The principal misfortune of Lord Caterham’s life was to have succeeded his brother, the eighth Marquis, four years ago. For the previous Lord Caterham had been a man of mark, a household word all over England. At one time Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs, he had always bulked largely in the counsels of the Empire, and his country seat, Chimneys, was famous for its hospitality. Ably seconded by his wife, a daughter of the Duke of Perth, history had been made and unmade at informal week-end parties at Chimneys, and there was hardly anyone of note in Englandor indeed in Europewho had not, at one time or another, stayed there.

5That was all very well. The ninth Marquis of Caterham had the utmost respect and esteem for the memory of his brother. Henry had done that kind of thing magnificently. What Lord Caterham objected to was the assumption that he was bound to follow in his brothers footsteps, and that Chimneys was a National possession rather than a private country house. There was nothing that bored Lord Caterham more than politicsunless it was politicians. Hence his impatience under the continued eloquence of George Lomax. A robust man, George Lomax, inclined to embonpoint, with a red face and protuberant eyes, and an immense sense of his own importance.

6You see the point, Caterham? We cantwe simply cant afford a scandal of any kind just now. The position is one of the utmost delicacy.”

7It always is,” said Lord Caterham, with a flavour of irony.

8My dear fellow, Im in a position to know!”

9Oh, quite so, quite so,” said Lord Caterham, falling back upon his previous line of defence.

10One slip over this Herzoslovakian business and were done. It is most important that the Oil concessions should be granted to a British company. You must see that?”

11Of course, of course.”

12Prince Michael Obolovitch arrives the end of the week, and the whole thing can be carried through at Chimneys under the guise of a shooting party.”

13I was thinking of going abroad this week,” said Lord Caterham.

14Nonsense, my dear Caterham, no one goes abroad in early October.”

15My doctor seems to think Im in rather a bad way,” said Lord Caterham, eyeing a taxi that was crawling past with longing eyes.

16He was quite unable to make a dash for liberty, however, since Lomax had the unpleasant habit of retaining a hold upon a person with whom he was engaged in serious conversationdoubtless the result of long experience. In this case, he had a firm grip of the lapel of Lord Caterham’s coat.

17My dear man, I put it to you imperially. In a moment of national crisis, such as is fast approaching——”

18Lord Caterham wriggled uneasily. He felt suddenly that he would rather give any number of house parties than listen to George Lomax quoting from one of his own speeches. He knew by experience that Lomax was quite capable of going on for twenty minutes without a stop.

19All right,” he said hastily, “Ill do it. Youll arrange the whole thing, I suppose.”

20My dear fellow, theres nothing to arrange. Chimneys, quite apart from its historic associations, is ideally situated. I shall be at the Abbey, less than seven miles away. It wouldn’t do, of course, for me to be actually a member of the house party.”

21Of course not,” agreed Lord Caterham, who had no idea why it would not do, and was not interested to learn.

22Perhaps you wouldn’t mind having Bill Eversleigh, though. Hed be useful to run messages.”

23Delighted,” said Lord Caterham, with a shade more animation. Bills quite a decent shot, and Bundle likes him.”

24The shooting, of course, is not really important. Its only the pretext, as it were.”

25Lord Caterham looked depressed again.

26That will be all, then. The Prince, his suite, Bill Eversleigh, Herman Isaacstein——”

27Who?”

28“Herman Isaacstein. The representative of the syndicate I spoke to you about.”

29The all British syndicate?”

30Yes. Why?”

31NothingnothingI only wondered, thats all. Curious names these people have.”

32Then, of course, there ought to be one or two outsidersjust to give the thing a bona fide appearance. Lady Eileen could see to thatyoung people, uncritical, and with no idea of politics.”

33Bundle would attend to that all right, Im sure.”

34I wonder now.” Lomax seemed struck by an idea.

35You remember the matter I was speaking about just now?”

36Youve been speaking about so many things.”

37No, no, I mean this unfortunate contretemps”—— he lowered his voice to a mysterious whisper—“the memoirsCount Stylptitch’s memoirs.”

38I think youre wrong about that,” said Lord Caterham, suppressing a yawn. People like scandal. Damn it all, I read Reminiscences myselfand enjoyem too.”

39The point is not whether people will read them or nottheyll read them fast enoughbut their publication at this juncture might ruin everythingeverything. The people of Herzoslovakia wish to restore the Monarchy, and are prepared to offer the Crown to Prince Michael who has the support and encouragement of His Majestys Government——”

40And who is prepared to grant concessions to Mr. Ikey Hermanstein & Co. in return for the loan of a million or so to set him on the throne——”

41“Caterham, Caterham,” implored Lomax in an agonized whisper. Discretion, I beg of you. Above all things, discretion.”

42And the point is,” continued Lord Caterham, with some relish, though he lowered his voice in obedience to the others appeal, “that some of Stylptitch’s Reminiscences may upset the apple cart. Tyranny and misbehaviour of the Obolovitch family generally, eh? Questions asked in the House. Why replace the present broad-minded and democratic form of Government by an obsolete tyranny? Policy dictated by the blood-sucking Capitalists. Down with the Government. That kind of thingeh?”

43Lomax nodded.

44And there might be worse still,” he breathed. Supposeonly suppose that some reference should be made toto that unfortunate disappearanceyou know what I mean.”

45Lord Caterham stared at him.

46No, I dont. What disappearance?”

47You must have heard of it? Why, it happened while they were at Chimneys. Henry was terribly upset about it. It almost ruined his career.”

48You interest me enormously,” said Lord Caterham. Who or what disappeared?”

49Lomax leant forward and put his mouth to Lord Caterham’s ear. The latter withdrew it hastily.

50For Gods sake, dont hiss at me.”

51You heard what I said?”

52Yes, I did,” said Lord Caterham reluctantly. I remember now hearing something about it at the time. Very curious affair. I wonder who did it. It was never recovered?”

53Never. Of course we had to go about the matter with the utmost discretion. No hint of the loss could be allowed to leak out. But Stylptitch was there at the time. He knew something. Not all, but something. We were at loggerheads with him once or twice over the Turkish question. Suppose that in sheer malice he has set the whole thing down for the world to read. Think of the scandalof the far-reaching results. Every one would saywhy was it hushed up?”

54Of course they would,” said Lord Caterham, with evident enjoyment.

55Lomax, whose voice had risen to a high pitch, took a grip on himself.

56I must keep calm,” he murmured. I must keep calm. But I ask you this, my dear fellow. If he didn’t mean mischief, why did he send the manuscript to London in this roundabout way?”

57Its odd, certainly. You are sure of your facts?”

58Absolutely. Weerhad our agents in Paris. The Memoirs were conveyed away secretly some weeks before his death.”

59Yes, it looks as though theres something in it,” said Lord Caterham, with the same relish he had displayed before.

60We have found out that they were sent to a man called Jimmy, or James, McGrath, a Canadian at present in Africa.”

61Quite an Imperial affair, isn’t it?” said Lord Caterham cheerily.

62James McGrath is due to arrive by the Granarth Castle to-morrowThursday.”

63What are you going to do about it?”

64We shall, of course, approach him at once, point out the possibly serious consequences, and beg him to defer publication of the Memoirs for at least a month, and in any case to permit them to be judiciouslyeredited.”

65Supposing that he saysNo, sir,’ orIll goddarned well see you in hell first,’ or something bright and breezy like that?” suggested Lord Caterham.

66Thats just what Im afraid of,” said Lomax simply. Thats why it suddenly occurred to me that it might be a good thing to ask him down to Chimneys as well. Hed be flattered, naturally, at being asked to meet Prince Michael, and it might be easier to handle him.”

67Im not going to do it,” said Lord Caterham hastily. I dont get on with Canadians, never didespecially those that have lived much in Africa!”

68Youd probably find him a splendid fellowa rough diamond, you know.”

69No, Lomax. I put my foot down there absolutely. Somebody else has got to tackle him.”

70It has occurred to me,” said Lomax, “that a woman might be very useful here. Told enough and not too much, you understand. A woman could handle the whole thing delicately and with tactput the position before him, as it were, without getting his back up. Not that I approve of women in politicsSt. Stephens is ruined, absolutely ruined, nowadays. But woman in her own sphere can do wonders. Look at Henrys wife and what she did for him. Marcia was magnificent, unique, a perfect political hostess.”

71You dont want me to ask Marcia down for this party, do you?” asked Lord Caterham faintly, turning a little pale at the mention of his redoubtable sister-in-law.

72No, no, you misunderstand me. I was speaking of the influence of women in general. No, I suggest a young woman, a woman of charm, beauty, intelligence?”

73Not Bundle? Bundle would be no use at all. Shes a red-hot socialist if shes anything at all, and shed simply scream with laughter at the suggestion.”

74I was not thinking of Lady Eileen. Your daughter, Caterham, is charming, simply charming, but quite a child. We need some one with savoir faire, poise, knowledge of the world—— Ah, of course, the very person. My cousin Virginia.”

75Mrs. Revel?” Lord Caterham brightened up. He began to feel that he might possibly enjoy the party after all. A very good suggestion of yours, Lomax. The most charming woman in London.”

76She is well up in Herzoslovakian affairs too. Her husband was at the Embassy there, you remember. And, as you say, a woman of great personal charm.”

77A delightful creature,” murmured Lord Caterham.

78That is settled, then.”

79Mr. Lomax relaxed his hold on Lord Caterham’s lapel, and the latter was quick to avail himself of the chance.

80Bye-bye, Lomax, youll make all the arrangements, wont you.”

81He dived into a taxi. As far as it is possible for one upright Christian gentleman to dislike another upright Christian gentleman, Lord Caterham disliked the Hon. George Lomax. He disliked his puffy red face, his heavy breathing, and his prominent blue eyes. He thought of the coming week and sighed. A nuisance, an abominable nuisance. Then he thought of Virginia Revel and cheered up a little.

82A delightful creature,” he murmured to himself. A most delightful creature.”