1George Lomax returned straightway to Whitehall. As he entered the sumptuous apartment in which he transacted affairs of State, there was a scuffling sound.

2Mr. Bill Eversleigh was assiduously filing letters, but a large arm-chair near the window was still warm from contact with a human form.

3A very likeable young man, Bill Eversleigh. Age at a guess, twenty-five, big and rather ungainly in his movements, a pleasurably ugly face, a splendid set of white teeth and a pair of honest brown eyes.

4“Richardson sent up that report yet?”

5No, sir. Shall I get on to him about it?”

6It doesn’t matter. Any telephone messages?”

7Miss Oscar is dealing with most of them. Mr. Isaacstein wants to know if you can dine with him at the Savoy to-morrow.”

8Tell Miss Oscar to look in my engagement-book. If Im not engaged, she can ring up and accept.”

9Yes, sir.”

10By the way, Eversleigh, you might ring up a number for me now. Look it up in the book. Mrs. Revel, 487, Pont Street.”

11Yes, sir.”

12Bill seized the telephone-book, ran an unseeing eye down a column of Ms, shut the book with a bang and moved to the instrument on the desk. With his hand upon it, he paused, as though in sudden recollection.

13Oh, I say, sir, Ive just remembered. Her lines out of order. Mrs. Revels, I mean. I was trying to ring her up just now.”

14George Lomax frowned.

15Annoying,” he said, “distinctly annoying.” He tapped the table undecidedly.

16If its anything important, sir, perhaps I might go round there now in a taxi. Shes sure to be in at this time in the morning.”

17George Lomax hesitated, pondering the matter. Bill waited expectantly, poised for instant flight, should the reply be favourable.

18Perhaps that would be the best plan,” said Lomax at last. Very well, then, take a taxi there, and ask Mrs. Revel if she will be at home this afternoon at four oclock as I am very anxious to see her about an important matter.”

19Right, sir.”

20Bill seized his hat and departed.

21Ten minutes later, a taxi deposited him at 487, Pont Street. He rang the bell and executed a loud rat-tat on the knocker. The door was opened by a grave functionary to whom Bill nodded with the ease of long acquaintance.

22Morning, Chilvers, Mrs. Revel in?”

23I believe, sir, that she is just going out.”

24Is that you, Bill?” called a voice over the banisters. I thought I recognized that muscular knock. Come up and talk to me.”

25Bill looked up at the face that was laughing down on him, and which was always inclined to reduce himand not him aloneto a state of babbling incoherency. He took the stairs two at a time and clasped Virginia Revels out-stretched hands tightly in his.

26Hullo, Virginia!”

27Hullo, Bill!”

28Charm is a very peculiar thing; hundreds of young women, some of them more beautiful than Virginia Revel, might have saidHullo, Bill,” with exactly the same intonation, and yet have produced no effect whatever. But those two simple words, uttered by Virginia, had the most intoxicating effect upon Bill.

29Virginia Revel was just twenty-seven. She was tall and of an exquisite slimnessindeed, a poem might have been written to her slimness, it was so exquisitely proportioned. Her hair was of real bronze, with the greenish tint in its gold; she had a determined little chin, a lovely nose, slanting blue eyes that showed a gleam of deepest cornflower between the half-closed lids, and a delicious and quite indescribable mouth that tilted ever so slightly at one corner in what is known asthe signature of Venus.” It was a wonderfully expressive face, and there was a sort of radiant vitality about her that always challenged attention. It would have been quite impossible ever to ignore Virginia Revel.

30She drew Bill into the small drawing-room which was all pale and mauve and green and yellow, like crocuses surprised in a meadow.

31Bill, darling,” said Virginia, “isn’t the Foreign Office missing you? I thought they couldn’t get on without you.”

32Ive brought a message for you from Codders.”

33Thus irreverently did Bill allude to his chief.

34And by the way, Virginia, in case he asks, remember that your telephone was out of order this morning.”

35But it hasn’t been.”

36I know that. But I said it was.”

37Why? Enlighten me as to this Foreign Office touch.”

38Bill threw her a reproachful glance.

39So that I could get here and see you, of course.”

40Oh, darling Bill, how dense of me! And how perfectly sweet of you!”

41“Chilvers said you were going out.”

42So I wasto Sloane Street. Theres a place there where theyve got a perfectly wonderful new hip band.”

43A hip band?”

44Yes, Bill, H.I.P. hip, B.A.N.D. band. A band to confine the hips. You wear it next the skin.”

45I blush for you, Virginia. You shouldn’t describe your underwear to a young man to whom you are not related. It isn’t delicate.”

46But, Bill dear, theres nothing indelicate about hips. Weve all got hipsalthough we poor women are trying awfully hard to pretend we havent. This hip band is made of red rubber and comes just to above the knee, and its simply impossible to walk in it.”

47How awful!” said Bill. Why do you do it?”

48Oh, because it gives one such a noble feeling to suffer for ones silhouette. But dont lets talk about my hip band. Give me Georges message.”

49He wants to know whether youll be in at four oclock this afternoon.”

50I shan’t. I shall be at Ranelagh. Why this sort of formal call? Is he going to propose to me, do you think?”

51I shouldn’t wonder.”

52Because, if so, you can tell him that I much prefer men who propose on impulse.”

53Like me?”

54Its not an impulse with you, Bill. Its habit.”

55Virginia, wont you ever——”

56No, no, no, Bill. I wont have it in the morning before lunch. Do try and think of me as a nice motherly person approaching middle age who has your interests thoroughly at heart.”

57Virginia, I do love you so.”

58I know, Bill, I know. And I simply love being loved. Isn’t it wicked and dreadful of me? I should like every nice man in the world to be in love with me.”

59Most of them are, I expect,” said Bill gloomily.

60But I hope George isn’t in love with me. I dont think he can be. Hes so wedded to his career. What else did he say?”

61Just that it was very important.”

62Bill, Im getting intrigued. The things that George thinks important are so awfully limited. I think I must chuck Ranelagh. After all, I can go to Ranelagh any day. Tell George that I shall be awaiting him meekly at four oclock.”

63Bill looked at his wrist watch.

64It seems hardly worth while to go back before lunch. Come out and chew something, Virginia.”

65Im going out to lunch somewhere or other.”

66That doesn’t matter. Make a day of it, and chuck everything all round.”

67It would be rather nice,” said Virginia, smiling at him.

68Virginia, youre a darling. Tell me, you do like me rather, dont you? Better than other people.”

69Bill, I adore you. If I had to marry some onesimply had toI mean if it was in a book and a wicked mandarin said to meMarry some one or die by slow torture,’ I should choose you at onceI should indeed. I should say, ‘Give me little Bill.’”

70Well, then——”

71Yes, but I havent got to marry any one. I love being a wicked widow.”

72You could do all the same things still. Go about, and all that. Youd hardly notice me about the house.”

73Bill, you dont understand. Im the kind of person who marries enthusiastically if they marry at all.”

74Bill gave a hollow groan.

75I shall shoot myself one of these days, I expect,” he murmured gloomily.

76No, you wont, Bill darling. Youll take a pretty girl out to supperlike you did the night before last.”

77Mr. Eversleigh was momentarily confused.

78If you mean Dorothy Kirkpatrick, the girl whos in Hooks and Eyes, Iwell, dash it all, shes a thoroughly nice girl, straight as they makeem. There was no harm in it.”

79Bill, darling, of course there wasn’t. I love you to enjoy yourself. But dont pretend to be dying of a broken heart, thats all.”

80Mr. Eversleigh recovered his dignity.

81You dont understand at all, Virginia,” he said severely. Men——”

82Are polygamous! I know they are. Sometimes I have a shrewd suspicion that I am polyandrous. If you really love me, Bill, take me out to lunch quickly.”