23. Chapter XXIII Dinner-Time

Adam Bede / 亚当·比德

1When Adam heard that he was to dine upstairs with the large tenants, he felt rather uncomfortable at the idea of being exalted in this way above his mother and Seth, who were to dine in the cloisters below. But Mr. Mills, the butler, assured him that Captain Donnithorne had given particular orders about it, and would be very angry if Adam was not there.

2Adam nodded and went up to Seth, who was standing a few yards off. Seth, lad,” he said, “the captain has sent to say Im to dine upstairshe wishes it particular, Mr. Mills says, so I suppose it ’ud be behaving ill for me not to go. But I dont like sitting up above thee and mother, as if I was better than my own flesh and blood. Theet not take it unkind, I hope?”

3Nay, nay, lad,” said Seth, “thy honours our honour; and if thee getst respect, theest won it by thy own deserts. The further I see thee above me, the better, so long as thee feelst like a brother to me. Its because othy being appointed over the woods, and its nothing but whats right. Thats a place otrust, and theet above a common workman now.”

4Aye,” said Adam, “but nobody knows a word about it yet. I havent given notice to Mr. Burge about leaving him, and I dont like to tell anybody else about it before he knows, for hell be a good bit hurt, I doubt. People ’ull be wondering to see me there, and theyll like enough be guessing the reason and asking questions, for theres been so much talk up and down about my having the place, this last three weeks.”

5Well, thee canst say thee wast ordered to come without being told the reason. Thats the truth. And mother ’ull be fine and joyful about it. Lets go and tell her.”

6Adam was not the only guest invited to come upstairs on other grounds than the amount he contributed to the rent-roll. There were other people in the two parishes who derived dignity from their functions rather than from their pocket, and of these Bartle Massey was one. His lame walk was rather slower than usual on this warm day, so Adam lingered behind when the bell rang for dinner, that he might walk up with his old friend; for he was a little too shy to join the Poyser party on this public occasion. Opportunities of getting to Hettys side would be sure to turn up in the course of the day, and Adam contented himself with that for he disliked any risk of beingjokedabout Hettythe big, outspoken, fearless man was very shy and diffident as to his love-making.

7Well, Mester Massey,” said Adam, as Bartle came upIm going to dine upstairs with you to-day: the captains sent me orders.”

8Ah!” said Bartle, pausing, with one hand on his back. Then theres something in the windtheres something in the wind. Have you heard anything about what the old squire means to do?”

9Why, yes,” said Adam; “Ill tell you what I know, because I believe you can keep a still tongue in your head if you like, and I hope youll not let drop a word till its common talk, for Ive particular reasons against its being known.”

10Trust to me, my boy, trust to me. Ive got no wife to worm it out of me and then run out and cackle it in everybodys hearing. If you trust a man, let him be a bachelorlet him be a bachelor.”

11Well, then, it was so far settled yesterday that Im to take the management othe woods. The captain sent for me toffer it me, when I was seeing to the poles and things here and Ive agreed tot. But if anybody asks any questions upstairs, just you take no notice, and turn the talk to something else, and Ill be obliged to you. Now, let us go on, for were pretty nigh the last, I think.”

12I know what to do, never fear,” said Bartle, moving on. The news will be good sauce to my dinner. Aye, aye, my boy, youll get on. Ill back you for an eye at measuring and a head-piece for figures, against any man in this county and youve had good teachingyouve had good teaching.”

13When they got upstairs, the question which Arthur had left unsettled, as to who was to be president, and who vice, was still under discussion, so that Adams entrance passed without remark.

14It stands to sense,” Mr. Casson was saying, “as old Mr. Poyser, as is tholdest man ithe room, should sit at top othe table. I wasn’t butler fifteen year without learning the rights and the wrongs about dinner.”

15Nay, nay,” said old Martin, “In gien up to my son; Im no tenant now: let my son take my place. Th’ ould foulks hahad their turn: they mun make way for the young uns.”

16I should hathought the biggest tenant had the best right, more nor tholdest,” said Luke Britton, who was not fond of the critical Mr. Poyser; “theres Mester Holdsworth has more land nor anybody else on thestate.”

17Well,” said Mr. Poyser, “suppose we say the man withe foulest land shall sit at top; then whoever gets thhonour, therell be no envying on him.”

18Eh, heres Mester Massey,” said Mr. Craig, who, being a neutral in the dispute, had no interest but in conciliation; “the schoolmaster ought to be able to tell you whats right. Whos to sit at top othe table, Mr. Massey?”

19Why, the broadest man,” said Bartle; “and then he wont take up other folksroom; and the next broadest must sit at bottom.”

20This happy mode of settling the dispute produced much laughtera smaller joke would have sufficed for that. Mr. Casson, however, did not feel it compatible with his dignity and superior knowledge to join in the laugh, until it turned out that he was fixed on as the second broadest man. Martin Poyser the younger, as the broadest, was to be president, and Mr. Casson, as next broadest, was to be vice.

21Owing to this arrangement, Adam, being, of course, at the bottom of the table, fell under the immediate observation of Mr. Casson, who, too much occupied with the question of precedence, had not hitherto noticed his entrance. Mr. Casson, we have seen, considered Adamrather lifted up and peppery-like”: he thought the gentry made more fuss about this young carpenter than was necessary; they made no fuss about Mr. Casson, although he had been an excellent butler for fifteen years.

22Well, Mr. Bede, youre one othem as mounts hup’ards apace,” he said, when Adam sat down. Youve niver dined here before, as I remember.”

23No, Mr. Casson,” said Adam, in his strong voice, that could be heard along the table; “Ive never dined here before, but I come by Captain Donnithorne’s wish, and I hope its not disagreeable to anybody here.”

24Nay, nay,” said several voices at once, “were glad yere come. Whos got anything to say againit?”

25And yell sing usOver the hills and far away,’ after dinner, wonna ye?” said Mr. Chowne. Thats a song Im uncommon fond on.”

26“Peeh!” said Mr. Craig; “its not to be named by side othe Scotch tunes. Ive never cared about singing myself; Ive had something better to do. A man thats got the names and the natur oplants ins head isna likely to keep a hollow place thold tunes in. But a second cousin omine, a drovier, was a rare hand at remembering the Scotch tunes. Hed got nothing else to think on.”

27The Scotch tunes!” said Bartle Massey, contemptuously; “Ive heard enough othe Scotch tunes to last me while I live. Theyre fit for nothing but to frighten the birds withthats to say, the English birds, for the Scotch birds may sing Scotch for what I know. Give the lads a bagpipe instead of a rattle, and Ill answer for it the cornll be safe.”

28Yes, theres folks as find a pleasure in undervallying what they know but little about,” said Mr. Craig.

29Why, the Scotch tunes are just like a scolding, nagging woman,” Bartle went on, without deigning to notice Mr. Craigs remark. They go on with the same thing over and over again, and never come to a reasonable end. Anybody ’ud think the Scotch tunes had always been asking a question of somebody as deaf as old Taft, and had never got an answer yet.”

30Adam minded the less about sitting by Mr. Casson, because this position enabled him to see Hetty, who was not far off him at the next table. Hetty, however, had not even noticed his presence yet, for she was giving angry attention to Totty, who insisted on drawing up her feet on to the bench in antique fashion, and thereby threatened to make dusty marks on Hettys pink-and-white frock. No sooner were the little fat legs pushed down than up they came again, for Tottys eyes were too busy in staring at the large dishes to see where the plum pudding was for her to retain any consciousness of her legs. Hetty got quite out of patience, and at last, with a frown and pout, and gathering tears, she said, “Oh dear, Aunt, I wish youd speak to Totty; she keeps putting her legs up so, and messing my frock.”

31Whats the matter withe child? She can niver please you,” said the mother. Let her come by the side ome, then. I can put up wiher.”

32Adam was looking at Hetty, and saw the frown, and pout, and the dark eyes seeming to grow larger with pettish half-gathered tears. Quiet Mary Burge, who sat near enough to see that Hetty was cross and that Adams eyes were fixed on her, thought that so sensible a man as Adam must be reflecting on the small value of beauty in a woman whose temper was bad. Mary was a good girl, not given to indulge in evil feelings, but she said to herself, that, since Hetty had a bad temper, it was better Adam should know it. And it was quite true that if Hetty had been plain, she would have looked very ugly and unamiable at that moment, and no ones moral judgment upon her would have been in the least beguiled. But really there was something quite charming in her pettishness: it looked so much more like innocent distress than ill humour; and the severe Adam felt no movement of disapprobation; he only felt a sort of amused pity, as if he had seen a kitten setting up its back, or a little bird with its feathers ruffled. He could not gather what was vexing her, but it was impossible to him to feel otherwise than that she was the prettiest thing in the world, and that if he could have his way, nothing should ever vex her any more. And presently, when Totty was gone, she caught his eye, and her face broke into one of its brightest smiles, as she nodded to him. It was a bit of flirtationshe knew Mary Burge was looking at them. But the smile was like wine to Adam.