65. Chapter III. The Schoolboy

The Brothers Karamazov / 卡拉马佐夫兄弟

1But Kolya did not hear her. At last he could go out. As he went out at the gate he looked round him, shrugged up his shoulders, and sayingIt is freezing,” went straight along the street and turned off to the right towards the marketplace. When he reached the last house but one before the marketplace he stopped at the gate, pulled a whistle out of his pocket, and whistled with all his might as though giving a signal. He had not to wait more than a minute before a rosycheeked boy of about eleven, wearing a warm, neat and even stylish coat, darted out to meet him. This was Smurov, a boy in the preparatory class (two classes below Kolya Krassotkin), son of a welltodo official. Apparently he was forbidden by his parents to associate with Krassotkin, who was well known to be a desperately naughty boy, so Smurov was obviously slipping out on the sly. He wasif the reader has not forgottenone of the group of boys who two months before had thrown stones at Ilusha. He was the one who told Alyosha Karamazov about Ilusha.

2Ive been waiting for you for the last hour, Krassotkin,” said Smurov stolidly, and the boys strode towards the marketplace.

3I am late,” answered Krassotkin. I was detained by circumstances. You wont be thrashed for coming with me?”

4Come, I say, Im never thrashed! And youve got Perezvon with you?”

5Yes.”

6Youre taking him, too?”

7Yes.”

8Ah! if it were only Zhutchka!”

9Thats impossible. Zhutchka’s nonexistent. Zhutchka is lost in the mists of obscurity.”

10Ah! couldn’t we do this?” Smurov suddenly stood still. You see Ilusha says that Zhutchka was a shaggy, grayish, smokylooking dog like Perezvon. Couldn’t you tell him this is Zhutchka, and he might believe you?”

11Boy, shun a lie, thats one thing; even with a good objectthats another. Above all, I hope youve not told them anything about my coming.”

12Heaven forbid! I know what I am about. But you wont comfort him with Perezvon,” said Smurov, with a sigh. You know his father, the captain, ‘the wisp of tow,’ told us that he was going to bring him a real mastiff pup, with a black nose, today. He thinks that would comfort Ilusha; but I doubt it.”

13And how is Ilusha?”

14Ah, he is bad, very bad! I believe hes in consumption: he is quite conscious, but his breathing! His breathings gone wrong. The other day he asked to have his boots on to be led round the room. He tried to walk, but he couldn’t stand. ‘Ah, I told you before, father,’ he said, ‘that those boots were no good. I could never walk properly in them.’ He fancied it was his boots that made him stagger, but it was simply weakness, really. He wont live another week. Herzenstube is looking after him. Now they are rich againtheyve got heaps of money.”

15They are rogues.”

16Who are rogues?”

17Doctors and the whole crew of quacks collectively, and also, of course, individually. I dont believe in medicine. Its a useless institution. I mean to go into all that. But whats that sentimentality youve got up there? The whole class seems to be there every day.”

18Not the whole class: its only ten of our fellows who go to see him every day. Theres nothing in that.”

19What I dont understand in all this is the part that Alexey Karamazov is taking in it. His brothers going to be tried tomorrow or next day for such a crime, and yet he has so much time to spend on sentimentality with boys.”

20Theres no sentimentality about it. You are going yourself now to make it up with Ilusha.”

21Make it up with him? What an absurd expression! But I allow no one to analyze my actions.”

22And how pleased Ilusha will be to see you! He has no idea that you are coming. Why was it, why was it you wouldn’t come all this time?” Smurov cried with sudden warmth.

23My dear boy, thats my business, not yours. I am going of myself because I choose to, but youve all been hauled there by Alexey Karamazov—theres a difference, you know. And how do you know? I may not be going to make it up at all. Its a stupid expression.”

24Its not Karamazov at all; its not his doing. Our fellows began going there of themselves. Of course, they went with Karamazov at first. And theres been nothing of that sortno silliness. First one went, and then another. His father was awfully pleased to see us. You know he will simply go out of his mind if Ilusha dies. He sees that Ilusha’s dying. And he seems so glad weve made it up with Ilusha. Ilusha asked after you, that was all. He just asks and says no more. His father will go out of his mind or hang himself. He behaved like a madman before. You know he is a very decent man. We made a mistake then. Its all the fault of that murderer who beat him then.”

25“Karamazov’s a riddle to me all the same. I might have made his acquaintance long ago, but I like to have a proper pride in some cases. Besides, I have a theory about him which I must work out and verify.”

26Kolya subsided into dignified silence. Smurov, too, was silent. Smurov, of course, worshiped Krassotkin and never dreamed of putting himself on a level with him. Now he was tremendously interested at Kolya’s saying that he wasgoing of himselfto see Ilusha. He felt that there must be some mystery in Kolya’s suddenly taking it into his head to go to him that day. They crossed the marketplace, in which at that hour were many loaded wagons from the country and a great number of live fowls. The market women were selling rolls, cottons and threads, etc., in their booths. These Sunday markets were naïvely calledfairsin the town, and there were many such fairs in the year.

27Perezvon ran about in the wildest spirits, sniffing about first one side, then the other. When he met other dogs they zealously smelt each other over according to the rules of canine etiquette.

28I like to watch such realistic scenes, Smurov,” said Kolya suddenly. Have you noticed how dogs sniff at one another when they meet? It seems to be a law of their nature.”

29Yes; its a funny habit.”

30No, its not funny; you are wrong there. Theres nothing funny in nature, however funny it may seem to man with his prejudices. If dogs could reason and criticize us theyd be sure to find just as much that would be funny to them, if not far more, in the social relations of men, their mastersfar more, indeed. I repeat that, because I am convinced that there is far more foolishness among us. Thats Rakitin’s ideaa remarkable idea. I am a Socialist, Smurov.”

31And what is a Socialist?” asked Smurov.

32Thats when all are equal and all have property in common, there are no marriages, and every one has any religion and laws he likes best, and all the rest of it. You are not old enough to understand that yet. Its cold, though.”

33Yes, twelve degrees of frost. Father looked at the thermometer just now.”

34Have you noticed, Smurov, that in the middle of winter we dont feel so cold even when there are fifteen or eighteen degrees of frost as we do now, in the beginning of winter, when there is a sudden frost of twelve degrees, especially when there is not much snow. Its because people are not used to it. Everything is habit with men, everything even in their social and political relations. Habit is the great motivepower. What a funnylooking peasant!”

35Kolya pointed to a tall peasant, with a goodnatured countenance in a long sheepskin coat, who was standing by his wagon, clapping together his hands, in their shapeless leather gloves, to warm them. His long fair beard was all white with frost.

36That peasants beards frozen,” Kolya cried in a loud provocative voice as he passed him.

37Lots of peoples beards are frozen,” the peasant replied, calmly and sententiously.

38Dont provoke him,” observed Smurov.

39Its all right; he wont be cross; hes a nice fellow. Goodby, Matvey.”

40Goodby.”

41Is your name Matvey?”

42Yes. Didn’t you know?”

43No, I didn’t. It was a guess.”

44You dont say so! You are a schoolboy, I suppose?”

45Yes.”

46You get whipped, I expect?”

47Nothing to speak ofsometimes.”

48Does it hurt?”

49Well, yes, it does.”

50“Ech, what a life!” The peasant heaved a sigh from the bottom of his heart.

51Goodby, Matvey.”

52Goodby. You are a nice chap, that you are.”

53The boys went on.

54That was a nice peasant,” Kolya observed to Smurov. I like talking to the peasants, and am always glad to do them justice.”

55Why did you tell a lie, pretending we are thrashed?” asked Smurov.

56I had to say that to please him.”

57How do you mean?”

58You know, Smurov, I dont like being asked the same thing twice. I like people to understand at the first word. Some things cant be explained. According to a peasants notions, schoolboys are whipped, and must be whipped. What would a schoolboy be if he were not whipped? And if I were to tell him we are not, hed be disappointed. But you dont understand that. One has to know how to talk to the peasants.”

59Only dont tease them, please, or youll get into another scrape as you did about that goose.”

60So youre afraid?”

61Dont laugh, Kolya. Of course Im afraid. My father would be awfully cross. I am strictly forbidden to go out with you.”

62Dont be uneasy, nothing will happen this time. Hallo, Natasha!” he shouted to a market woman in one of the booths.

63Call me Natasha! What next! My name is Marya,” the middleaged market woman shouted at him.

64I am so glad its Marya. Goodby!”

65Ah, you young rascal! A brat like you to carry on so!”

66Im in a hurry. I cant stay now. You shall tell me next Sunday.” Kolya waved his hand at her, as though she had attacked him and not he her.

67Ive nothing to tell you next Sunday. You set upon me, you impudent young monkey. I didn’t say anything,” bawled Marya. You want a whipping, thats what you want, you saucy jackanapes!”

68There was a roar of laughter among the other market women round her. Suddenly a man in a violent rage darted out from the arcade of shops close by. He was a young man, not a native of the town, with dark, curly hair and a long, pale face, marked with smallpox. He wore a long blue coat and a peaked cap, and looked like a merchants clerk. He was in a state of stupid excitement and brandished his fist at Kolya.

69I know you!” he cried angrily, “I know you!”

70Kolya stared at him. He could not recall when he could have had a row with the man. But he had been in so many rows in the street that he could hardly remember them all.

71Do you?” he asked sarcastically.

72I know you! I know you!” the man repeated idiotically.

73So much the better for you. Well, its time I was going. Goodby!”

74You are at your saucy pranks again?” cried the man. You are at your saucy pranks again? I know, you are at it again!”

75Its not your business, brother, if I am at my saucy pranks again,” said Kolya, standing still and scanning him.

76Not my business?”

77No; its not your business.”

78Whose then? Whose then? Whose then?”

79Its Trifon Nikititch’s business, not yours.”

80What Trifon Nikititch?” asked the youth, staring with loutish amazement at Kolya, but still as angry as ever.

81Kolya scanned him gravely.

82Have you been to the Church of the Ascension?” he suddenly asked him, with stern emphasis.

83What Church of Ascension? What for? No, I havent,” said the young man, somewhat taken aback.

84Do you know Sabaneyev?” Kolya went on even more emphatically and even more severely.

85What Sabaneyev? No, I dont know him.”

86Well then you can go to the devil,” said Kolya, cutting short the conversation; and turning sharply to the right he strode quickly on his way as though he disdained further conversation with a dolt who did not even know Sabaneyev.

87Stop, heigh! What Sabaneyev?” the young man recovered from his momentary stupefaction and was as excited as before. “What did he say?” He turned to the market women with a silly stare.

88The women laughed.

89You can never tell what hes after,” said one of them.

90What Sabaneyev is it hes talking about?” the young man repeated, still furious and brandishing his right arm.

91It must be a Sabaneyev who worked for the Kuzmitchovs, thats who it must be,” one of the women suggested.

92The young man stared at her wildly.

93For the Kuzmitchovs?” repeated another woman. But his name wasn’t Trifon. His names Kuzma, not Trifon; but the boy said Trifon Nikititch, so it cant be the same.”

94His name is not Trifon and not Sabaneyev, its Tchizhov,” put in suddenly a third woman, who had hitherto been silent, listening gravely. “Alexey Ivanitch is his name. Tchizhov, Alexey Ivanitch.”

95Not a doubt about it, its Tchizhov,” a fourth woman emphatically confirmed the statement.

96The bewildered youth gazed from one to another.

97But what did he ask for, what did he ask for, good people?” he cried almost in desperation. “ ‘Do you know Sabaneyev?’ says he. And who the devils to know who is Sabaneyev?”

98Youre a senseless fellow. I tell you its not Sabaneyev, but Tchizhov, Alexey Ivanitch Tchizhov, thats who it is!” one of the women shouted at him impressively.

99What Tchizhov? Who is he? Tell me, if you know.”

100That tall, sniveling fellow who used to sit in the market in the summer.”

101And whats your Tchizhov to do with me, good people, eh?”

102How can I tell what hes to do with you?” put in another. You ought to know yourself what you want with him, if you make such a clamor about him. He spoke to you, he did not speak to us, you stupid. Dont you really know him?”

103Know whom?”

104“Tchizhov.”

105The devil take Tchizhov and you with him. Ill give him a hiding, that I will. He was laughing at me!”

106Will give Tchizhov a hiding! More likely he will give you one. You are a fool, thats what you are!”

107Not Tchizhov, not Tchizhov, you spiteful, mischievous woman. Ill give the boy a hiding. Catch him, catch him, he was laughing at me!”

108The woman guffawed. But Kolya was by now a long way off, marching along with a triumphant air. Smurov walked beside him, looking round at the shouting group far behind. He too was in high spirits, though he was still afraid of getting into some scrape in Kolya’s company.

109What Sabaneyev did you mean?” he asked Kolya, foreseeing what his answer would be.

110How do I know? Now therell be a hubbub among them all day. I like to stir up fools in every class of society. Theres another blockhead, that peasant there. You know, they saytheres no one stupider than a stupid Frenchman,’ but a stupid Russian shows it in his face just as much. Cant you see it all over his face that he is a fool, that peasant, eh?”

111Let him alone, Kolya. Lets go on.”

112Nothing could stop me, now I am once off. Hey, good morning, peasant!”

113A sturdylooking peasant, with a round, simple face and grizzled beard, who was walking by, raised his head and looked at the boy. He seemed not quite sober.

114Good morning, if you are not laughing at me,” he said deliberately in reply.

115And if I am?” laughed Kolya.

116Well, a jokes a joke. Laugh away. I dont mind. Theres no harm in a joke.”

117I beg your pardon, brother, it was a joke.”

118Well, God forgive you!”

119Do you forgive me, too?”

120I quite forgive you. Go along.”

121I say, you seem a clever peasant.”

122Cleverer than you,” the peasant answered unexpectedly, with the same gravity.

123I doubt it,” said Kolya, somewhat taken aback.

124Its true, though.”

125Perhaps it is.”

126It is, brother.”

127Goodby, peasant!”

128Goodby!”

129There are all sorts of peasants,” Kolya observed to Smurov after a brief silence. How could I tell I had hit on a clever one? I am always ready to recognize intelligence in the peasantry.”

130In the distance the cathedral clock struck halfpast eleven. The boys made haste and they walked as far as Captain Snegiryov’s lodging, a considerable distance, quickly and almost in silence. Twenty paces from the house Kolya stopped and told Smurov to go on ahead and ask Karamazov to come out to him.

131One must sniff round a bit first,” he observed to Smurov.

132Why ask him to come out?” Smurov protested. You go in; they will be awfully glad to see you. Whats the sense of making friends in the frost out here?”

133I know why I want to see him out here in the frost,” Kolya cut him short in the despotic tone he was fond of adopting withsmall boys,” and Smurov ran to do his bidding.