17. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN EDUCATIONAL DECREE NUMBER TWENTY-FOUR

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix / 哈利波特与凤凰社

1Harry felt happier for the rest of the weekend than he had done all term.

2He and Ron spent much of Sunday catching up with all their homework again, and although this could hardly be called fun, the last burst of autumn sunshine persisted, so rather than sitting hunched over tables in the common room, they took their work outside and lounged in the shade of a large beech tree on the edge of the lake. Hermione, who of course was up to date with all her work, brought more wool outside with her and bewitched her knitting needles so that they flashed and clicked in midair beside her, producing more hats and scarves.

3The knowledge that they were doing something to resist Umbridge and the Ministry, and that he was a key part of the rebellion, gave Harry a feeling of immense satisfaction. He kept reliving Saturdays meeting in his mind: all those people, coming to him to learn Defense Against the Dark Arts . . . and the looks on their faces as they had heard some of the things he had done . . .

4and Cho praising his performance in the Triwizard Tournament. . . . The knowledge that all those people did not think him a lying weirdo, but someone to be admired, buoyed him up so much that he was still cheerful on Monday morning, despite the imminent prospect of all his least favorite classes.

5He and Ron headed downstairs from their dormitory together, discussing Angelina’s idea that they were to work on a new move called the Sloth Grip Roll during that nights Quidditch practice, and not until they were halfway across the sunlit common room did they notice the addition to the room that had already attracted the attention of a small group of people.

6A large sign had been affixed to the Gryffindor notice board, so large that it covered everything else on therethe lists of secondhand spellbooks for sale, the regular reminders of school rules from Argus Filch, the Quidditch team training schedule, the offers to barter certain Chocolate Frog cards for others, the Weasleys’ new advertisement for testers, the dates of the Hogsmeade weekends, and the lost-and-found notices. The new sign was printed in large black letters and there was a highly official-looking seal at the bottom beside a neat and curly signature.

7——— BY ORDER OF ———

8The High Inquisitor of Hogwarts

9All Student Organizations, Societies, Teams, Groups, and Clubs are henceforth disbanded.

10An Organization, Society, Team, Group, or Club is hereby defined as a regular meeting of three or more students.

11Permission to re-form may be sought from the High Inquisitor (Professor Umbridge).

12No Student Organization, Society, Team, Group, or Club may exist without the knowledge and approval of the High Inquisitor.

13Any student found to have formed, or to belong to, an Organization, Society, Team, Group, or Club that has not been approved by the High Inquisitor will be expelled.

14The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty- four.

15Harry and Ron read the notice over the heads of some anxious-looking second years.

16Does this mean theyre going to shut down the Gobstones Club?” one of them asked his friend.

17I reckon youll be okay with Gobstones,” Ron said darkly, making the second year jump. I dont think were going to be as lucky, though, do you?” he asked Harry as the second years hurried away.

18Harry was reading the notice through again. The happiness that had filled him since Saturday was gone. His insides were pulsing with rage.

19This isn’t a coincidence,” he said, his hands forming fists. She knows.” “She cant,” said Ron at once.

20There were people listening in that pub. And lets face it, we dont know how many of the people who turned up we can trust. . . . Any of them could have run off and told Umbridge . . .”

21And he had thought they believed him, thought they even admired him . . .

22“Zacharias Smith!” said Ron at once, punching a fist into his hand. “OrI thought that Michael Corner had a really shifty look too —” “I wonder if Hermione’s seen this yet?” Harry said, looking around at the door to the girlsdormitories.

23Lets go and tell her,” said Ron. He bounded forward, pulled open the door, and set off up the spiral staircase.

24He was on the sixth stair when it happened. There was a loud, wailing, klaxonlike sound and the steps melted together to make a long, smooth stone slide. There was a brief moment when Ron tried to keep running, arms working madly like windmills, then he toppled over backward and shot down the newly created slide, coming to rest on his back at Harrys feet.

25ErI dont think were allowed in the girlsdormitories,” said Harry, pulling Ron to his feet and trying not to laugh.

26Two fourth-year girls came zooming gleefully down the stone slide.

27“Oooh, who tried to get upstairs?” they giggled happily, leaping to their feet and ogling Harry and Ron.

28Me,” said Ron, who was still rather disheveled. I didn’t realize that would happen. Its not fair!” he added to Harry, as the girls headed off for the portrait hole, still giggling madly. “Hermione’s allowed in our dormitory, how come were not allowed — ?”

29Well, its an old-fashioned rule,” said Hermione, who had just slid neatly onto a rug in front of them and was now getting to her feet, “but it says in Hogwarts: A History that the founders thought boys were less trustworthy than girls. Anyway, why were you trying to get in there?” “To see youlook at this!” said Ron, dragging her over to the notice board.

30Hermione’s eyes slid rapidly down the notice. Her expression became stony.

31Someone must have blabbed to her!” Ron said angrily.

32They cant have done,” said Hermione in a low voice.

33Youre so naive,” said Ron, “you think just because youre all honorable and trustworthy —”

34No, they cant have done because I put a jinx on that piece of parchment we all signed,” said Hermione grimly. Believe me, if anyones run off and told Umbridge, well know exactly who they are and they will really regret it.”

35Whatll happen to them?” said Ron eagerly.

36Well, put it this way,” said Hermione, “itll make Eloise Midgen’s acne look like a couple of cute freckles. Come on, lets get down to breakfast and see what the others think. . . . I wonder whether this has been put up in all the Houses?”

37It was immediately apparent on entering the Great Hall that Umbridge’s sign had not only appeared in Gryffindor Tower. There was a peculiar intensity about the chatter and an extra measure of movement in the Hall as people scurried up and down their tables conferring on what they had read.

38Harry, Ron, and Hermione had barely taken their seats when Neville, Dean, Fred, George, and Ginny descended upon them.

39Did you see it?”

40Dyou reckon she knows?”

41What are we going to do?”

42They were all looking at Harry. He glanced around to make sure there were no teachers near them.

43Were going to do it anyway, of course,” he said quietly.

44Knew youd say that,” said George, beaming and thumping Harry on the arm.

45The prefects as well?” said Fred, looking quizzically at Ron and Hermione.

46Of course,” said Hermione coolly.

47Here comes Ernie and Hannah Abbott,” said Ron, looking over his shoulder. And those Ravenclaw blokes and Smith . . . and no one looks very spotty.”

48Hermione looked alarmed.

49Never mind spots, the idiots cant come over here now, itll look really suspicioussit down!” she mouthed to Ernie and Hannah, gesturing frantically to them to rejoin the Hufflepuff table. Later! Welltalktoyoulater!”

50Ill tell Michael,” said Ginny impatiently, swinging herself off her bench.

51The fool, honestly . . .”

52She hurried off toward the Ravenclaw table; Harry watched her go. Cho was sitting not far away, talking to the curly-haired friend she had brought along to the Hogs Head. Would Umbridge’s notice scare her off meeting them again?

53But the full repercussions of the sign were not felt until they were leaving the Great Hall for History of Magic.

54Harry! Ron!”

55It was Angelina and she was hurrying toward them looking perfectly desperate.

56Its okay,” said Harry quietly, when she was near enough to hear him.

57Were still going to —”

58You realize shes including Quidditch in this?” Angelina said over him.

59We have to go and ask permission to re-form the Gryffindor team!” “What?” said Harry.

60No way,” said Ron, appalled.

61You read the sign, it mentions teams too! So listen, Harry . . . I am saying this for the last time. . . . Please, please dont lose your temper with Umbridge again or she might not let us play anymore!” “Okay, okay,” said Harry, for Angelina looked as though she was on the verge of tears. Dont worry, Ill behave myself . . .” “Bet Umbridge is in History of Magic,” said Ron grimly, as they set off for Binns’s lesson. She hasn’t inspected Binns yet. . . . Bet you anything shes there . . .”

62But he was wrong; the only teacher present when they entered was Professor Binns, floating an inch or so above his chair as usual and preparing to continue his monotonous drone on giant wars. Harry did not even attempt to follow what he was saying today; he doodled idly on his parchment ignoring Hermione’s frequent glares and nudges, until a particularly painful poke in the ribs made him look up angrily.

63What?”

64She pointed at the window. Harry looked around. Hedwig was perched on the narrow window ledge, gazing through the thick glass at him, a letter tied to her leg. Harry could not understand it; they had just had breakfast, why on earth hadn’t she delivered the letter then, as usual? Many of his classmates were pointing out Hedwig to each other too.

65Oh, Ive always loved that owl, shes so beautiful,” Harry heard Lavender sigh to Parvati.

66He glanced around at Professor Binns who continued to read his notes, serenely unaware that the classs attention was even less focused upon him than usual. Harry slipped quietly off his chair, crouched down, and hurried along the row to the window, where he slid the catch and opened it very slowly.

67He had expected Hedwig to hold out her leg so that he could remove the letter and then fly off to the Owlery, but the moment the window was open wide enough she hopped inside, hooting dolefully. He closed the window with an anxious glance at Professor Binns, crouched low again, and sped back to his seat with Hedwig on his shoulder. He regained his seat, transferred Hedwig to his lap, and made to remove the letter tied to her leg.

68It was only then that he realized that Hedwig’s feathers were oddly ruffled; some were bent the wrong way, and she was holding one of her wings at an odd angle.

69Shes hurt!” Harry whispered, bending his head low over her. Hermione and Ron leaned in closer; Hermione even put down her quill. “Looktheres something wrong with her wing —” Hedwig was quivering; when Harry made to touch the wing she gave a little jump, all her feathers on end as though she was inflating herself, and gazed at him reproachfully.

70Professor Binns,” said Harry loudly, and everyone in the class turned to look at him. Im not feeling well.”

71Professor Binns raised his eyes from his notes, looking amazed, as always, to find the room in front of him full of people.

72Not feeling well?” he repeated hazily.

73Not at all well,” said Harry firmly, getting to his feet while concealing Hedwig behind his back. “So I think Ill need to go to the hospital wing.” “Yes,” said Professor Binns, clearly very much wrong-footed. “Yes . . . yes, hospital wing . . . well, off you go, then, Perkins . . .” Once outside the room Harry returned Hedwig to his shoulder and hurried off up the corridor, pausing to think only when he was out of sight of Binns’s door. His first choice of somebody to cure Hedwig would have been Hagrid, of course, but as he had no idea where Hagrid was, his only remaining option was to find Professor Grubbly-Plank and hope she would help.

74He peered out of a window at the blustery, overcast grounds. There was no sign of her anywhere near Hagrid’s cabin; if she was not teaching, she was probably in the staffroom. He set off downstairs, Hedwig hooting feebly as she swayed on his shoulder.

75Two stone gargoyles flanked the staffroom door. As Harry approached, one of them croaked, “You should be in class, sunny Jim.” “This is urgent,” said Harry curtly.

76“Ooooh, urgent, is it?” said the other gargoyle in a high-pitched voice.

77Well, thats put us in our place, hasn’t it?” Harry knocked; he heard footsteps and then the door opened and he found himself face-to-face with Professor McGonagall.

78You havent been given another detention!” she said at once, her square spectacles flashing alarmingly.

79No, Professor!” said Harry hastily.

80Well then, why are you out of class?”

81Its urgent, apparently,” said the second gargoyle snidely.

82Im looking for Professor Grubbly-Plank,” Harry explained. Its my owl, shes injured.”

83Injured owl, did you say?”

84Professor Grubbly-Plank appeared at Professor McGonagall’s shoulder, smoking a pipe and holding a copy of the Daily Prophet.

85Yes,” said Harry, lifting Hedwig carefully off his shoulder, “she turned up after the other post owls and her wings all funny, look —” Professor Grubbly-Plank stuck her pipe firmly between her teeth and took Hedwig from Harry while Professor McGonagall watched.

86Hmm,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank, her pipe waggling slightly as she talked. “Looks like somethings attacked her. Cant think what would have done it, though. . . . Thestrals will sometimes go for birds, of course, but Hagrid’s got the Hogwarts thestrals well trained not to touch owls . . .” Harry neither knew nor cared what thestrals were, he just wanted to know that Hedwig was going to be all right. Professor McGonagall, however, looked sharply at Harry and said, “Do you know how far this owls traveled, Potter?”

87Er,” said Harry. “From London, I think.” He met her eyes briefly and knew that she understoodLondonto meannumber twelve, Grimmauld Placeby the way her eyebrows had joined in the middle.

88Professor Grubbly-Plank pulled a monocle out of the inside of her robes and screwed it into her eye to examine Hedwig’s wing closely. I should be able to sort this out if you leave her with me, Potter,” she said. She shouldn’t be flying long distances for a few days, in any case.” “Errightthanks,” said Harry, just as the bell rang for break.

89No problem,” said Professor Grubbly-Plank gruffly, turning back into the staffroom.

90Just a moment, Wilhelmina!” said Professor McGonagall. Potters letter!”

91Oh yeah!” said Harry, who had momentarily forgotten the scroll tied to Hedwig’s leg. Professor Grubbly-Plank handed it over and then disappeared into the staffroom carrying Hedwig, who was staring at Harry as though unable to believe he would give her away like this. Feeling slightly guilty, he turned to go, but Professor McGonagall called him back.

92Potter!”

93Yes, Professor?”

94She glanced up and down the corridor; there were students coming from both directions.

95Bear in mind,” she said quickly and quietly, her eyes on the scroll in his hand, “that channels of communication in and out of Hogwarts may be being watched, wont you?”

96I —” said Harry, but the flood of students rolling along the corridor was almost upon him. Professor McGonagall gave him a curt nod and retreated into the staffroom, leaving Harry to be swept out into the courtyard with the crowd. Here he spotted Ron and Hermione already standing in a sheltered corner, their cloak collars turned up against the wind. Harry slit open the scroll as he hurried toward them and found five words in Sirius’s handwriting: Today, same time, same place.

97Is Hedwig okay?” asked Hermione anxiously, the moment he was within earshot.

98Where did you take her?” asked Ron.

99To Grubbly-Plank,” said Harry. “And I met McGonagall . . . Listen . . .” And he told them what Professor McGonagall had said. To his surprise, neither of the others looked shocked; on the contrary, they exchanged significant looks.

100What?” said Harry, looking from Ron to Hermione and back again.

101Well, I was just saying to Ron . . . what if someone had tried to intercept Hedwig? I mean, shes never been hurt on a flight before, has she?” “Whos the letter from anyway?” asked Ron, taking the note from Harry.

102Snuffles,” said Harry quietly.

103“‘Same time, same place’? Does he mean the fire in the common room?” “Obviously,” said Hermione, also reading the note. She looked uneasy. I just hope nobody else has read this . . .” “But it was still sealed and everything,” said Harry, trying to convince himself as much as her. And nobody would understand what it meant if they didn’t know where wed spoken to him before, would they?” “I dont know,” said Hermione anxiously, hitching her bag back over her shoulder as the bell rang again. It wouldn’t be exactly difficult to reseal the scroll by magic. . . . And if anyones watching the Floo Network . . . but I dont really see how we can warn him not to come without that being intercepted too!”

104They trudged down the stone steps to the dungeons for Potions, all three of them lost in thought, but as they reached the bottom of the stairs they were recalled to themselves by the voice of Draco Malfoy, who was standing just outside Snape’s classroom door, waving around an official-looking piece of parchment and talking much louder than was necessary so that they could hear every word.

105Yeah, Umbridge gave the Slytherin Quidditch team permission to continue playing straightaway, I went to ask her first thing this morning. Well, it was pretty much automatic, I mean, she knows my father really well, hes always popping in and out of the Ministry. . . . Itll be interesting to see whether Gryffindor are allowed to keep playing, wont it?” “Dont rise,” Hermione whispered imploringly to Harry and Ron, who were both watching Malfoy, faces set and fists clenched. Its what he wants . . .”

106I mean,” said Malfoy, raising his voice a little more, his gray eyes glittering malevolently in Harry and Rons direction, “if its a question of influence with the Ministry, I dont think theyve got much chance. . . . From what my father says, theyve been looking for an excuse to sack Arthur Weasley for year s. . . . And as for Potter . . . My father says its a matter of time before the Ministry has him carted off to S t. Mungo’ s. . . . apparently theyve got a special ward for people whose brains have been addled by magic . . .

107Malfoy made a grotesque face, his mouth sagging open and his eyes rolling. Crabbe and Goyle gave their usual grunts of laughter, Pansy Parkinson shrieked with glee.

108Something collided hard with Harrys shoulder, knocking him sideways. A split second later he realized that Neville had just charged past him, heading straight for Malfoy.

109“Neville, no!”

110Harry leapt forward and seized the back of Neville’s robes; Neville struggled frantically, his fists flailing, trying desperately to get at Malfoy who looked, for a moment, extremely shocked.

111Help me!” Harry flung at Ron, managing to get an arm around Neville’s neck and dragging him backward, away from the Slytherins. Crabbe and Goyle were now flexing their arms, closing in front of Malfoy, ready for the fight. Ron hurried forward and seized Neville’s arms; together, he and Harry succeeded in dragging Neville back into the Gryffindor line. Neville’s face was scarlet; the pressure Harry was exerting on his throat rendered him quite incomprehensible, but odd words spluttered from his mouth.

112Not . . . funny . . . dont . . . Mungo’s . . . show . . . him . . .” The dungeon door opened. Snape appeared there. His black eyes swept up the Gryffindor line to the point where Harry and Ron were wrestling with Neville.

113Fighting, Potter, Weasley, Longbottom?” Snape said in his cold, sneering voice. Ten points from Gryffindor. Release Longbottom, Potter, or it will be detention. Inside, all of you.”

114Harry let go of Neville, who stood panting and glaring at him.

115I had to stop you,” Harry gasped, picking up his bag. “Crabbe and Goyle wouldve torn you apart.”

116Neville said nothing, he merely snatched up his own bag and stalked off into the dungeon.

117What in the name of Merlin,” said Ron slowly, as they followed Neville, “was that about?”

118Harry did not answer. He knew exactly why the subject of people who were in St. Mungo’s because of magical damage to their brains was highly distressing to Neville, but he had sworn to Dumbledore that he would not tell anyone Neville’s secret. Even Neville did not know that Harry knew.

119Harry, Ron, and Hermione took their usual seats at the back of the class and pulled out parchment, quills, and their copies of One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi. The class around them was whispering about what Neville had just done, but when Snape closed the dungeon door with an echoing bang everybody fell silent immediately.

120You will notice,” said Snape in his low, sneering voice, “that we have a guest with us today.”

121He gestured toward the dim corner of the dungeon, and Harry saw Professor Umbridge sitting there, clipboard on her knee. He glanced sideways at Ron and Hermione, his eyebrows raised. Snape and Umbridge, the two teachers he hated most . . . it was hard to decide which he wanted to triumph over the other.

122We are continuing with our Strengthening Solutions today, you will find your mixtures as you left them last lesson, if correctly made they should have matured well over the weekendinstructions” — he waved his wand again — “on the board. Carry on.”

123Professor Umbridge spent the first half hour of the lesson making notes in her corner. Harry was very interested in hearing her question Snape, so interested, that he was becoming careless with his potion again.

124Salamander blood, Harry!” Hermione moaned, grabbing his wrist to prevent him adding the wrong ingredient for the third time. Not pomegranate juice!”

125Right,” said Harry vaguely, putting down the bottle and continuing to watch the corner. Umbridge had just gotten to her feet. Ha,” he said softly, as she strode between two lines of desks toward Snape, who was bending over Dean Thomass cauldron.

126Well, the class seems fairly advanced for their level,” she said briskly to Snape’s back. Though I would question whether it is advisable to teach them a potion like the Strengthening Solution. I think the Ministry would prefer it if that was removed from the syllabus.”

127Snape straightened up slowly and turned to look at her.

128Now . . . how long have you been teaching at Hogwarts?” she asked, her quill poised over her clipboard.

129Fourteen years,” Snape replied. His expression was unfathomable. His eyes on Snape, Harry added a few drops to his potion; it hissed menacingly and turned from turquoise to orange.

130You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, I believe?” Professor Umbridge asked Snape.

131Yes,” said Snape quietly.

132But you were unsuccessful?”

133Snape’s lip curled.

134Obviously.”

135Professor Umbridge scribbled on her clipboard.

136And you have applied regularly for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post since you first joined the school, I believe?” “Yes,” said Snape quietly, barely moving his lips. He looked very angry.

137Do you have any idea why Dumbledore has consistently refused to appoint you?” asked Umbridge.

138I suggest you ask him,” said Snape jerkily.

139Oh I shall,” said Professor Umbridge with a sweet smile.

140I suppose this is relevant?” Snape asked, his black eyes narrowed.

141Oh yes,” said Professor Umbridge. “Yes, the Ministry wants a thorough understanding of teachers’ — erbackgrounds . . .” She turned away, walked over to Pansy Parkinson and began questioning her about the lessons. Snape looked around at Harry and their eyes met for a second. Harry hastily dropped his gaze to his potion, which was now congealing foully and giving off a strong smell of burned rubber.

142No marks again, then, Potter,” said Snape maliciously, emptying Harrys cauldron with a wave of his wand. You will write me an essay on the correct composition of this potion, indicating how and why you went wrong, to be handed in next lesson, do you understand?” “Yes,” said Harry furiously. Snape had already given them homework, and he had Quidditch practice this evening; this would mean another couple of sleepless nights. It did not seem possible that he had awoken that morning feeling very happy. All he felt now was a fervent desire for this day to end as soon as possible.

143Maybe Ill skive off Divination,” he said glumly as they stood again in the courtyard after lunch, the wind whipping at the hems of robes and brims of hats. Ill pretend to be ill and do Snape’s essay instead, then I wont have to stay up half the night . . .”

144You cant skive off Divination,” said Hermione severely.

145Hark whos talking, you walked out of Divination, you hate Trelawney!” said Ron indignantly.

146I dont hate her,” said Hermione loftily. “I just think shes an absolutely appalling teacher and a real old fraud. . . . But Harrys already missed History of Magic and I dont think he ought to miss anything else today!” There was too much truth in this to ignore, so half an hour later Harry took his seat in the hot, over-perfumed atmosphere of the Divination classroom feeling angry at everybody. Professor Trelawney was handing out copies of The Dream Oracle yet again; he would surely be much better employed doing Snape’s punishment essay than sitting here trying to find meaning in a lot of made-up dreams.

147It seemed, however, that he was not the only person in Divination who was in a temper. Professor Trelawney slammed a copy of the Oracle down on the table between Harry and Ron and swept away, her lips pursed; she threw the next copy of the Oracle at Seamus and Dean, narrowly avoiding Seamus’s head, and thrust the final one into Neville’s chest with such force that he slipped off his pouf.

148Well, carry on!” said Professor Trelawney loudly, her voice high pitched and somewhat hysterical. “You know what to do! Or am I such a substandard teacher that you have never learned how to open a book?” The class stared perplexedly at her and then at each other. Harry, however, thought he knew what was the matter. As Professor Trelawney flounced back to the high-backed teachers chair, her magnified eyes full of angry tears, he leaned his head closer to Rons and muttered, “I think shes got the results of her inspection back.”

149Professor?” said Parvati Patil in a hushed voice (she and Lavender had always rather admired Professor Trelawney). Professor, is there anythingerwrong?”

150Wrong!” cried Professor Trelawney in a voice throbbing with emotion.

151Certainly not! I have been insulted, certainly. . . . Insinuations have been made against me. . . . Unfounded accusations levelled . . . but no, there is nothing wrong, certainly not . . .”

152She took a great shuddering breath and looked away from Parvati, angry tears spilling from under her glasses.

153I say nothing,” she choked, “of sixteen yearsdevoted service. . . . It has passed, apparently, unnoticed. . . . But I shall not be insulted, no, I shall not!” “But Professor, whos insulting you?” asked Parvati timidly.

154The establishment!” said Professor Trelawney in a deep, dramatic, wavering voice. “Yes, those with eyes too clouded by the Mundane to See as I See, to Know as I Know . . . Of course, we Seers have always been feared, always persecuted. . . . It isalasour fate . . .” She gulped, dabbed at her wet cheeks with the end of her shawl, and then pulled a small, embroidered handkerchief from her sleeve, into which she blew her nose very hard with a sound like Peeves blowing a raspberry. Ron sniggered. Lavender shot him a disgusted look.

155Professor,” said Parvati, “do you mean . . . is it something Professor Umbridge . . . ?”

156Do not speak to me about that woman!” cried Professor Trelawney, leaping to her feet, her beads rattling and her spectacles flashing. Kindly continue with your work!”

157And she spent the rest of the lesson striding among them, tears still leaking from behind her glasses, muttering what sounded like threats under her breath.

158“ . . . may well choose to leave . . . the indignity of it . . . on probation . . .

159we shall see . . . how she dares . . .

160You and Umbridge have got something in common,” Harry told Hermione quietly when they met again in Defense Against the Dark Arts. She obviously reckons Trelawney’s an old fraud too. . . . Looks like shes put her on probation.”

161Umbridge entered the room as he spoke, wearing her black velvet bow and an expression of great smugness.

162Good afternoon, class.”

163Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge,” they chanted drearily.

164Wands away, please . . .”

165But there was no answering flurry of movement this time; nobody had bothered to take out their wands.

166Please turn to page thirty-four of Defensive Magical Theory and read the third chapter, entitledThe Case for Non-Offensive Responses to Magical Attack.’ There will be —”

167“— no need to talk,” Harry, Ron, and Hermione said together under their breaths.

168No Quidditch practice,” said Angelina in hollow tones when Harry, Ron, and Hermione entered the common room that night after dinner.

169But I kept my temper!” said Harry, horrified. I didn’t say anything to her, Angelina, I swear, I —”

170I know, I know,” said Angelina miserably. She just said she needed a bit of time to consider.”

171Consider what?” said Ron angrily. Shes given the Slytherins permission, why not us?”

172But Harry could imagine how much Umbridge was enjoying holding the threat of no Gryffindor Quidditch team over their heads and could easily understand why she would not want to relinquish that weapon over them too soon.

173Well,” said Hermione, “look on the bright sideat least now youll have time to do Snape’s essay!”

174Thats a bright side, is it?” snapped Harry, while Ron stared incredulously at Hermione. “No Quidditch practice and extra Potions?” Harry slumped down into a chair, dragged his Potions essay reluctantly from his bag, and set to work.

175It was very hard to concentrate; even though he knew that Sirius was not due in the fire until much later he could not help glancing into the flames every few minutes just in case. There was also an incredible amount of noise in the room: Fred and George appeared finally to have perfected one type of Skiving Snackbox, which they were taking turns to demonstrate to a cheering and whooping crowd.

176First, Fred would take a bite out of the orange end of a chew, at which he would vomit spectacularly into a bucket they had placed in front of them.

177Then he would force down the purple end of the chew, at which the vomiting would immediately cease. Lee Jordan, who was assisting the demonstration, was lazily vanishing the vomit at regular intervals with the same Vanishing Spell Snape kept using on Harrys potions.

178What with the regular sounds of retching, cheering, and Fred and George taking advance orders from the crowd, Harry was finding it exceptionally difficult to focus on the correct method for Strengthening Solutions.

179Hermione was not helping matters; the cheers and sound of vomit hitting the bottom of Fred and Georges bucket were punctuated by loud and disapproving sniffs that Harry found, if anything, more distracting.

180Just go and stop them, then!” he said irritably, after crossing out the wrong weight of powdered griffin claw for the fourth time.

181I cant, theyre not technically doing anything wrong,” said Hermione through gritted teeth. Theyre quite within their rights to eat the foul things themselves, and I cant find a rule that says the other idiots aren’t entitled to buy them, not unless theyre proven to be dangerous in some way, and it doesn’t look as though they are . . .”

182She, Harry, and Ron watched George projectile-vomit into the bucket, gulp down the rest of the chew, and straighten up, beaming with his arms wide to protracted applause.

183You know, I dont get why Fred and George only got three O.W.L.s each,” said Harry, watching as Fred, George, and Lee collected gold from the eager crowd. They really know their stuff . . .” “Oh, they only know flashy stuff thats no real use to anyone,” said Hermione disparagingly.

184No real use?” said Ron in a strained voice. “Hermione, theyve got about twenty-six Galleons already . . .”

185It was a long while before the crowd around the Weasleys dispersed, and then Fred, Lee, and George sat up counting their takings even longer, so that it was well past midnight when Harry, Ron, and Hermione finally had the common room to themselves again. At long last, Fred closed the doorway to the boysdormitories behind him, rattling his box of Galleons ostentatiously so that Hermione scowled. Harry, who was making very little progress with his Potions essay, decided to give it up for the night. As he put his books away, Ron, who was dozing lightly in an armchair, gave a muffled grunt, awoke, looked blearily into the fire and said, “Sirius!” Harry whipped around; Sirius’s untidy dark head was sitting in the fire again.

186Hi,” he said, grinning.

187Hi,” chorused Harry, Ron, and Hermione, all three kneeling down upon the hearthrug. Crookshanks purred loudly and approached the fire, trying, despite the heat, to put his face close to Sirius’s.

188Howre things?” said Sirius.

189Not that good,” said Harry, as Hermione pulled Crookshanks back to stop him singeing his whiskers. The Ministrys forced through another decree, which means were not allowed to have Quidditch teams —” “— or secret Defense Against the Dark Arts groups?” said Sirius.

190There was a short pause.

191How did you know about that?” Harry demanded.

192You want to choose your meeting places more carefully,” said Sirius, grinning still more broadly. The Hogs Head, I ask you . . .” “Well, it was better than the Three Broomsticks!” said Hermione defensively. Thats always packed with people —” “— which means youd have been harder to overhear,” said Sirius. Youve got a lot to learn, Hermione.”

193Who overheard us?” Harry demanded.

194“Mundungus, of course,” said Sirius, and when they all looked puzzled he laughed. “He was the witch under the veil.” “That was Mundungus?” Harry said, stunned. What was he doing in the Hogs Head?”

195What do you think he was doing?” said Sirius impatiently. Keeping an eye on you, of course.”

196Im still being followed?” asked Harry angrily.

197Yeah, you are,” said Sirius, “and just as well, isn’t it, if the first thing youre going to do on your weekend off is organize an illegal defense group.” But he looked neither angry nor worried; on the contrary, he was looking at Harry with distinct pride.

198Why was Dung hiding from us?” asked Ron, sounding disappointed.

199Wedve liked tove seen him.”

200He was banned from the Hogs Head twenty years ago,” said Sirius, “and that barmans got a long memory. We lost Moodys spare Invisibility Cloak when Sturgis was arrested, so Dungs been dressing as a witch a lot lately. . . .

201Anyway . . . First of all, RonIve sworn to pass on a message from your mother.

202Oh yeah?” said Ron, sounding apprehensive.

203She says on no account whatsoever are you to take part in an illegal secret Defense Against the Dark Arts group. She says youll be expelled for sure and your future will be ruined. She says there will be plenty of time to learn how to defend yourself later and that you are too young to be worrying about that right now. She also” — Sirius’s eyes turned to the other two — “advises Harry and Hermione not to proceed with the group, though she accepts that she has no authority over either of them and simply begs them to remember that she has their best interests at heart. She would have written all this to you, but if the owl had been intercepted youd all have been in real trouble, and she cant say it for herself because shes on duty tonight.” “On duty doing what?” said Ron quickly.

204Never you mind, just stuff for the Order,” said Sirius. So its fallen to me to be the messenger and make sure you tell her I passed it all on, because I dont think she trusts me to.”

205There was another pause in which Crookshanks, mewing, attempted to paw Sirius’s head, and Ron fiddled with a hole in the hearthrug.

206So you want me to say Im not going to take part in the defense group?” he muttered finally.

207Me? Certainly not!” said Sirius, looking surprised. I think its an excellent idea!”

208You do?” said Harry, his heart lifting.

209Of course I do!” said Sirius. Dyou think your father and I wouldve lain down and taken orders from an old hag like Umbridge?” “Butlast term all you did was tell me to be careful and not take risks —”

210Last year all the evidence was that someone inside Hogwarts was trying to kill you, Harry!” said Sirius impatiently. “This year we know that theres someone outside Hogwarts whod like to kill us all, so I think learning to defend yourselves properly is a very good idea!” “And if we do get expelled?” Hermione asked, a quizzical look on her face.

211“Hermione, this whole thing was your idea!” said Harry, staring at her.

212I know it was. . . . I just wondered what Sirius thought,” she said, shrugging.

213Well, better expelled and able to defend yourselves than sitting safely in school without a clue,” said Sirius.

214Hear, hear,” said Harry and Ron enthusiastically.

215So,” said Sirius, “how are you organizing this group? Where are you meeting?”

216Well, thats a bit of a problem now,” said Harry. Dunno where were going to be able to go . . .”

217How about the Shrieking Shack?” suggested Sirius.

218Hey, thats an idea!” said Ron excitedly, but Hermione made a skeptical noise and all three of them looked at her, Sirius’s head turning in the flames.

219Well, Sirius, its just that there were only four of you meeting in the Shrieking Shack when you were at school,” said Hermione, “and all of you could transform into animals and I suppose you could all have squeezed under a single Invisibility Cloak if youd wanted to. But there are twenty-eight of us and none of us is an Animagus, so we wouldn’t need so much an Invisibility Cloak as an Invisibility Marquee —”

220Fair point,” said Sirius, looking slightly crestfallen. Well, Im sure youll come up with somewhere. . . . There used to be a pretty roomy secret passageway behind that big mirror on the fourth floor, you might have enough space to practice jinxes in there —”

221Fred and George told me its blocked,” said Harry, shaking his head.

222Caved in or something.”

223Oh . . .” said Sirius, frowning. “Well, Ill have a think and get back to —” He broke off. His face was suddenly tense, alarmed. He turned sideways, apparently looking into the solid brick wall of the fireplace.

224“Sirius?” said Harry anxiously.

225But he had vanished. Harry gaped at the flames for a moment, then turned to look at Ron and Hermione.

226Why did he — ?”

227Hermione gave a horrified gasp and leapt to her feet, still staring at the fire.

228A hand had appeared amongst the flames, groping as though to catch hold of something; a stubby, short-fingered hand covered in ugly old-fashioned rings. . . .

229The three of them ran for it; at the door of the boysdormitory Harry looked back. Umbridge’s hand was still making snatching movements amongst the flames, as though she knew exactly where Sirius’s hair had been moments before and was determined to seize it.