1If you will go on, gentlemen, I will follow you in a minute,” said Anthony.

2He waited whilst the others filed out, and then turned to where Superintendent Battle was standing apparently absorbed in examining the panelling.

3Well, Battle? Want to ask me something, dont you?”

4Well, I do, sir, though I dont know how you knew I did. But I always marked you out as being specially quick in the uptake. I take it that the lady who is dead was the late Queen Varaga?”

5Quite right, Battle. Itll be hushed up, I hope. You can understand what I feel about family skeletons.”

6Trust Mr. Lomax for that, sir. No one will ever know. That is, a lot of people will know, but it wont get about.”

7Was that what you wanted to ask me about?”

8No, sirthat was only in passing. I was curious to know just what made you drop your own nameif Im not taking too much of a liberty?”

9Not a bit. Ill tell you. I killed myself from the purest motives, Battle. My mother was English, Id been educated in England, and I was far more interested in England than in Herzoslovakia. And I felt an absolute fool knocking about the world with a comic opera title tacked on to me. You see, when I was very young, I had democratic ideas. Believed in the purity of ideals, and the equality of all men. I especially disbelieved in Kings and Princes.”

10And since then?” asked Battle shrewdly.

11Oh, since then, Ive travelled and seen the world. Theres damned little equality going about. Mind you, I still believe in democracy. But youve got to force it on people with a strong handram it down their throats. Men dont want to be brothersthey may some day, but they dont now. My final belief in the Brotherhood of Man died the day I arrived in London last week, when I observed the people standing in a Tube train resolutely refuse to move up and make room for those who entered. You wont turn people into angels by appealing to their better natures just yet awhilebut by judicious force you can coerce them into behaving more or less decently to one another to go on with. I still believe in the Brotherhood of Man, but its not coming yet awhile. Say another ten thousand years or so. Its no good being impatient. Evolution is a slow process.”

12Im very interested in these views of yours, sir,” said Battle with a twinkle. And if youll allow me to say so, Im sure youll make a very fine King out there.”

13Thank you, Battle,” said Anthony with a sigh.

14You dont seem very happy about it, sir?”

15Oh, I dont know. I dare say it will be rather fun. But its tying oneself down to regular work. Ive always avoided that before.”

16But you consider it your duty, I suppose, sir?”

17Good Lord, no! What an idea. Its a womanits always a woman, Battle. Id do more than be a King for her sake.”

18Quite so, sir.”

19Ive arranged it so that the Baron and Isaacstein cant kick. The one wants a King and the other wants oil. Theyll both get what they want, and Ive gotOh, Lord, Battle, have you ever been in love?”

20I am much attached to Mrs. Battle, sir.”

21Much attached to Mrs.—Oh, you dont know what Im talking about! Its entirely different!”

22Excuse me, sir, that man of yours is waiting outside the window.”

23“Boris? So he is. Hes a wonderful fellow. Its a mercy that pistol went off in the struggle and killed the lady. Otherwise Boris would have wrung her neck as sure as Fate, and then you would have wanted to hang him. His attachment to the Obolovitch dynasty is remarkable. The queer thing was that as soon as Michael was dead he attached himself to meand yet he couldn’t possibly have known who I really was.”

24Instinct,” said Battle. Like a dog.”

25Very awkward instinct I thought it at the time. I was afraid it might give the show away to you. I suppose Id better see what he wants.”

26He went out through the window. Superintendent Battle, left alone, looked after him for a minute, then apparently addressed the panelling.

27Hell do,” said Superintendent Battle.

28Outside, Boris explained himself.

29Master,” said he, and led the way along the terrace.

30Anthony followed him, wondering what was forward.

31Presently Boris stopped and pointed with his forefinger. It was moonlight, and in front of them was a stone seat on which sat two figures.

32He is a dog,” said Anthony to himself. And whats more, a pointer!”

33He strode forward. Boris melted into the shadows.

34The two figures rose to meet him. One of them was Virginiathe other——

35Hullo, Joe,” said a well remembered voice. This is a great girl of yours.”

36Jimmy McGrath, by all thats wonderful,” cried Anthony. How in the name of fortune did you get here?”

37That trip of mine into the interior went phut. Then some Dagos came monkeying round. Wanted to buy that manuscript off me. Next thing I as near as nothing got a knife in the back one night. That made me think that Id handed you out a bigger job than I knew. I thought you might need help, and I came along after you by the very next boat.”

38“Wasn’t it splendid of him?” said Virginia. She squeezed Jimmys arm. Why didn’t you ever tell me how frightfully nice he was? You are, Jimmy, youre a perfect dear.”

39You two seem to be getting along all right,” said Anthony.

40Sure thing,” said Jimmy. I was snooping round for news of you, when I connected with this dame. She wasn’t at all what I thought shed besome swell haughty Society lady thatd scare the life out of me.”

41He told me all about the letters,” said Virginia. And I feel almost ashamed not to have been in real trouble over them when he was such a knight-errant.”

42If Id known what you were like,” said Jimmy gallantly, “Id not have given him the letters. Id have brought them to you myself. Say, young man, is the fun really over? Is there nothing for me to do?”

43By Jove,” said Anthony, “there is! Wait a minute.”

44He disappeared into the house. In a minute or two he returned with a paper package which he cast into Jimmys arms.

45Go round to the garage and help yourself to a likely looking car. Beat it to London and deliver that parcel at 17, Everdean Square. Thats Mr. Balderson’s private address. In exchange hell hand you a thousand pounds.”

46What? Its not the Memoirs? I understood that theyd been burnt.”

47What do you take me for?” demanded Anthony. You dont think Id fall for a story like that, do you? I rang up the publishers at once, found out that the other was a fake call, and arranged accordingly. I made up a dummy package as Id been directed to do. But I put the real package in the Managers safe and handed over the dummy. The Memoirs have never been out of my possession.”

48Bully for you, my son,” said Jimmy.

49Oh, Anthony,” cried Virginia. Youre not going to let them be published?”

50I cant help myself. I cant let a pal like Jimmy down. But you needn’t worry. Ive had time to wade through them, and I see now why people always hint that bigwigs dont write their own reminiscences but hire some one to do it for them. As a writer, Stylptitch is an insufferable bore. He proses on about statecraft, and doesn’t go in for any racy and indiscreet anecdotes. His ruling passion of secrecy held strong to the end. Theres not a word in the Memoirs from beginning to end to flutter the susceptibilities of the most difficult politician. I rang up Balderson to-day, and arranged with him that Id deliver the manuscript to-night before midnight. But Jimmy can do his own dirty work now thats hes here.”

51Im off,” said Jimmy. I like the idea of that thousand poundsespecially when Id made up my mind I was down and out.”

52Half a second,” said Anthony. Ive got a confession to make to you, Virginia. Something that every one else knows, but that I havent yet told you.”

53I dont mind how many strange women youve loved so long as you dont tell me about them.”

54Women!” said Anthony, with a virtuous air. Women indeed? You ask James here what kind of women I was going about with last time he saw me.”

55Frumps,” said Jimmy solemnly. Utter frumps. Not one a day under forty-five.”

56Thank you, Jimmy,” said Anthony, “youre a true friend. No, its much worse than that. Ive deceived you as to my real name.”

57Is it very dreadful?” said Virginia, with interest. It isn’t something silly like Pobbles, is it? Fancy being called Mrs. Pobbles.”

58You are always thinking the worst of me.”

59I admit that I did once think you were King Victor, but only for about a minute and a half.”

60By the way, Jimmy, Ive got a job for yougold prospecting in the rocky fastnesses of Herzoslovakia.”

61Is there gold there?” asked Jimmy eagerly.

62Sure to be,” said Anthony. Its a wonderful country.”

63So youre taking my advice and going there?”

64Yes,” said Anthony. Your advice was worth more than you knew. Now for the confession. I wasn’t changed at nurse, or anything romantic like that, but nevertheless I am really Prince Nicholas Obolovitch of Herzoslovakia.”

65Oh, Anthony,” cried Virginia. How perfectly screaming! And I have married you! What are we going to do about it?”

66Well go to Herzoslovakia and pretend to be Kings and Queens. Jimmy McGrath once said that the average life of a King or Queen out there is under four years. I hope you dont mind?”

67Mind?” cried Virginia. I shall love it!”

68“Isn’t she great?” murmured Jimmy.

69Then, discreetly, he faded into the night. A few minutes later the sound of a car was heard.

70Nothing like letting a man do his own dirty work,” said Anthony, with satisfaction. Besides, I didn’t know how else to get rid of him. Since we were married Ive not had one minute alone with you.”

71Well have a lot of fun,” said Virginia. Teaching the brigands not to be brigands, and the assassins not to assassinate, and generally improving the moral tone of the country.”

72I like to hear these pure ideals,” said Anthony. It makes me feel my sacrifice has not been in vain.”

73Rot,” said Virginia calmly, “youll enjoy being a King. Its in your blood, you know. You were brought up to the trade of Royalty, and youve got a natural aptitude for it, just like plumbers have a natural bent for plumbing.”

74I never think they have,” said Anthony. But damn it all, dont lets waste time talking about plumbers. Do you know that at this very minute Im supposed to be deep in conference with Isaacstein and old Lollipop? They want to talk about oil. Oil, my God! They can just await my kingly pleasure. Virginia, do you remember my telling you once that Id have a damned good try to make you care for me.”

75I remember,” said Virginia softly. But Superintendent Battle was looking out of the window.”

76Well, he isn’t now,” said Anthony.

77He caught her suddenly to him, kissing her eyelids, her lips, the green gold of her hair....

78I do love you so, Virginia,” he whispered. I do love you so. Do you love me?”

79He looked down at hersure of the answer.

80Her head rested against his shoulder, and very low, in a sweet shaken voice, she answered:

81Not a bit!”

82You little devil,” cried Anthony, kissing her again. Now I know for certain that I shall love you until I die....”