5. Chapter V The Rector

Adam Bede / 亚当·比德

1Before twelve oclock there had been some heavy storms of rain, and the water lay in deep gutters on the sides of the gravel walks in the garden of Broxton Parsonage; the great Provence roses had been cruelly tossed by the wind and beaten by the rain, and all the delicate-stemmed border flowers had been dashed down and stained with the wet soil. A melancholy morningbecause it was nearly time hay-harvest should begin, and instead of that the meadows were likely to be flooded.

2But people who have pleasant homes get indoor enjoyments that they would never think of but for the rain. If it had not been a wet morning, Mr. Irwine would not have been in the dining-room playing at chess with his mother, and he loves both his mother and chess quite well enough to pass some cloudy hours very easily by their help. Let me take you into that dining-room and show you the Rev. Adolphus Irwine, Rector of Broxton, Vicar of Hayslope, and Vicar of Blythe, a pluralist at whom the severest Church reformer would have found it difficult to look sour. We will enter very softly and stand still in the open doorway, without awaking the glossy-brown setter who is stretched across the hearth, with her two puppies beside her; or the pug, who is dozing, with his black muzzle aloft, like a sleepy president.

3The room is a large and lofty one, with an ample mullioned oriel window at one end; the walls, you see, are new, and not yet painted; but the furniture, though originally of an expensive sort, is old and scanty, and there is no drapery about the window. The crimson cloth over the large dining-table is very threadbare, though it contrasts pleasantly enough with the dead hue of the plaster on the walls; but on this cloth there is a massive silver waiter with a decanter of water on it, of the same pattern as two larger ones that are propped up on the sideboard with a coat of arms conspicuous in their centre. You suspect at once that the inhabitants of this room have inherited more blood than wealth, and would not be surprised to find that Mr. Irwine had a finely cut nostril and upper lip; but at present we can only see that he has a broad flat back and an abundance of powdered hair, all thrown backward and tied behind with a black ribbona bit of conservatism in costume which tells you that he is not a young man. He will perhaps turn round by and by, and in the meantime we can look at that stately old lady, his mother, a beautiful aged brunette, whose rich-toned complexion is well set off by the complex wrappings of pure white cambric and lace about her head and neck. She is as erect in her comely embonpoint as a statue of Ceres; and her dark face, with its delicate aquiline nose, firm proud mouth, and small, intense, black eye, is so keen and sarcastic in its expression that you instinctively substitute a pack of cards for the chess-men and imagine her telling your fortune. The small brown hand with which she is lifting her queen is laden with pearls, diamonds, and turquoises; and a large black veil is very carefully adjusted over the crown of her cap, and falls in sharp contrast on the white folds about her neck. It must take a long time to dress that old lady in the morning! But it seems a law of nature that she should be dressed so: she is clearly one of those children of royalty who have never doubted their right divine and never met with any one so absurd as to question it.

4There, Dauphin, tell me what that is!” says this magnificent old lady, as she deposits her queen very quietly and folds her arms. I should be sorry to utter a word disagreeable to your feelings.”

5Ah, you witch-mother, you sorceress! How is a Christian man to win a game off you? I should have sprinkled the board with holy water before we began. Youve not won that game by fair means, now, so dont pretend it.”

6Yes, yes, thats what the beaten have always said of great conquerors. But see, theres the sunshine falling on the board, to show you more clearly what a foolish move you made with that pawn. Come, shall I give you another chance?”

7No, Mother, I shall leave you to your own conscience, now its clearing up. We must go and plash up the mud a little, musnt we, Juno?” This was addressed to the brown setter, who had jumped up at the sound of the voices and laid her nose in an insinuating way on her masters leg. But I must go upstairs first and see Anne. I was called away to Tholer’s funeral just when I was going before.”

8Its of no use, child; she cant speak to you. Kate says she has one of her worst headaches this morning.”

9Oh, she likes me to go and see her just the same; shes never too ill to care about that.”

10If you know how much of human speech is mere purposeless impulse or habit, you will not wonder when I tell you that this identical objection had been made, and had received the same kind of answer, many hundred times in the course of the fifteen years that Mr. Irwine’s sister Anne had been an invalid. Splendid old ladies, who take a long time to dress in the morning, have often slight sympathy with sickly daughters.

11But while Mr. Irwine was still seated, leaning back in his chair and stroking Juno’s head, the servant came to the door and said, “If you please, sir, Joshua Rann wishes to speak with you, if you are at liberty.”

12Let him be shown in here,” said Mrs. Irwine, taking up her knitting. I always like to hear what Mr. Rann has got to say. His shoes will be dirty, but see that he wipes them Carroll.”

13In two minutes Mr. Rann appeared at the door with very deferential bows, which, however, were far from conciliating Pug, who gave a sharp bark and ran across the room to reconnoitre the strangers legs; while the two puppies, regarding Mr. Rann’s prominent calf and ribbed worsted stockings from a more sensuous point of view, plunged and growled over them in great enjoyment. Meantime, Mr. Irwine turned round his chair and said, “Well, Joshua, anything the matter at Hayslope, that youve come over this damp morning? Sit down, sit down. Never mind the dogs; give them a friendly kick. Here, Pug, you rascal!”

14It is very pleasant to see some men turn round; pleasant as a sudden rush of warm air in winter, or the flash of firelight in the chill dusk. Mr. Irwine was one of those men. He bore the same sort of resemblance to his mother that our loving memory of a friends face often bears to the face itself: the lines were all more generous, the smile brighter, the expression heartier. If the outline had been less finely cut, his face might have been called jolly; but that was not the right word for its mixture of bonhomie and distinction.

15Thank Your Reverence,” answered Mr. Rann, endeavouring to look unconcerned about his legs, but shaking them alternately to keep off the puppies; “Ill stand, if you please, as more becoming. I hope I see you anMrs. Irwine well, anMiss Irwine—anMiss Anne, I hopes as well as usual.”

16Yes, Joshua, thank you. You see how blooming my mother looks. She beats us younger people hollow. But whats the matter?”

17Why, sir, I had to come to Brox’on to deliver some work, and I thought it but right to call and let you know the goins-on as theres been ithe village, such as I hanna seen imy time, and Ive lived in it man and boy sixty year come St. Thomas, and collected thEaster dues for Mr. Blick before Your Reverence come into the parish, and been at the ringin’ oevery bell, and the diggin’ oevery grave, and sung ithe choir long afore Bartle Massey come from nobody knows where, wihis counter-singin’ and fine anthems, as puts everybody out but himselfone takin’ it up after another like sheep a-bleatin’ ithfold. I know what belongs to bein’ a parish clerk, and I know as I should be wantin’ irespect to Your Reverence, anchurch, anking, if I was tallow such goins-on wiout speakin’. I was took by surprise, anknowed nothin’ on it beforehand, anI was so flustered, I was clean as if Id lost my tools. I hanna slep’ more nor four hour this night as is past angone; anthen it was nothin’ but nightmare, as tired me worse nor wakin’.”

18Why, what in the world is the matter, Joshua? Have the thieves been at the church lead again?”

19Thieves! No, siranyet, as I may say, it is thieves, ana-thievin’ the church, too. Its the Methodisses as is like to get thupper hand ithparish, if Your Reverence anHis Honour, Squire Donnithorne, doesna think well to say the word anforbid it. Not as Im a-dictatin’ to you, sir; Im not forgettin’ myself so far as to be wise above my betters. Howiver, whether Im wise or no, thats neither here nor there, but what Ive got to say I sayas the young Methodis woman as is at Mester Poyser’s was a-preachin’ ana-prayin’ on the Green last night, as sure as Im a-stannin’ afore Your Reverence now.”

20Preaching on the Green!” said Mr. Irwine, looking surprised but quite serene. What, that pale pretty young woman Ive seen at Poyser’s? I saw she was a Methodist, or Quaker, or something of that sort, by her dress, but I didn’t know she was a preacher.”

21Its a true word as I say, sir,” rejoined Mr. Rann, compressing his mouth into a semicircular form and pausing long enough to indicate three notes of exclamation. She preached on the Green last night; anshes laid hold of Chads Bess, as the girls been ifits welly iver sin’.”

22Well, Bessy Cranage is a hearty-looking lass; I daresay shell come round again, Joshua. Did anybody else go into fits?”

23No, sir, I canna say as they did. But theres no knowin’ whatll come, if were thave such preachin’s as that a-goin’ on ivery weektherell be no livin’ ithvillage. For them Methodisses make folks believe as if they take a mug odrink extry, anmake theirselves a bit comfortable, theyll have to go to hell fort as sure as theyre born. Im not a tipplin’ man nor a drunkardnobody can say it on mebut I like a extry quart at Easter or Christmas time, as is nat’ral when were goin’ the rounds a-singin’, anfolks offert you for nothin’; or when Im a-collectin’ the dues; anI like a pint wimy pipe, ana neighbourly chat at Mester Casson’s now anthen, for I was brought up ithe Church, thank God, anhabeen a parish clerk this two-an’-thirty year: I should know what the church religion is.”

24Well, whats your advice, Joshua? What do you think should be done?”

25Well, Your Reverence, Im not for takin’ any measures againthe young woman. Shes well enough if shed let alone preachin’; anI hear as shes a-goin’ away back to her own country soon. Shes M r. Poyser’s own niece, anI donna wish to say whats anyways disrespectful othfamily at thHall Farm, as Ive measured for shoes, little anbig, welly iver sinIve been a shoemake r. But theres that Will Maskery, sir as is the rampageousest Methodis as can be, anI make no doubt it was him as stirred up thyoung woman to preach last night, anhell be a-bringin’ other folks to preach from Treddles’on, if his comb isn’t cut a bit; anI think as he should be let know as he isna thave the makin’ an’ mendin’ ochurch carts an’ implemen’s, let alone stayin’ ithat house anyard as is Squire Donnithorne’ s.”

26Well, but you say yourself, Joshua, that you never knew any one come to preach on the Green before; why should you think theyll come again? The Methodists dont come to preach in little villages like Hayslope, where theres only a handful of labourers, too tired to listen to them. They might almost as well go and preach on the Binton Hills. Will Maskery is no preacher himself, I think.”

27Nay, sir, hes no gift at stringin’ the words together wiout book; hed be stuck fast like a cow iwet clay. But hes got tongue enough to speak disrespectful abouts neebors, for he said as I was a blind Phariseea-usin’ the Bible ithat way to find nick-names for folks as are his elders anbetters!—and whats worse, hes been heard to say very unbecomin’ words about Your Reverence; for I could bring them as ’ud swear as he called you adumb dog,’ anaidle shepherd.’ Youll forgi’e me for sayin’ such things over again.”

28Better not, better not, Joshua. Let evil words die as soon as theyre spoken. Will Maskery might be a great deal worse fellow than he is. He used to be a wild drunken rascal, neglecting his work and beating his wife, they told me; now hes thrifty and decent, and he and his wife look comfortable together. If you can bring me any proof that he interferes with his neighbours and creates any disturbance, I shall think it my duty as a clergyman and a magistrate to interfere. But it wouldn’t become wise people like you and me to be making a fuss about trifles, as if we thought the Church was in danger because Will Maskery lets his tongue wag rather foolishly, or a young woman talks in a serious way to a handful of people on the Green. We mustlive and let live,’ Joshua, in religion as well as in other things. You go on doing your duty, as parish clerk and sexton, as well as youve always done it, and making those capital thick boots for your neighbours, and things wont go far wrong in Hayslope, depend upon it.”

29Your Reverence is very good to say so; anIm sensable as, you not livin’ ithe parish, theres more upo’ my shoulders.”

30To be sure; and you must mind and not lower the Church in peoples eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for a little thing, Joshua. I shall trust to your good sense, now to take no notice at all of what Will Maskery says, either about you or me. You and your neighbours can go on taking your pot of beer soberly, when youve done your days work, like good churchmen; and if Will Maskery doesn’t like to join you, but to go to a prayer-meeting at Treddleston instead, let him; thats no business of yours, so long as he doesn’t hinder you from doing what you like. And as to people saying a few idle words about us, we must not mind that, any more than the old church-steeple minds the rooks cawing about it. Will Maskery comes to church every Sunday afternoon, and does his wheelwrights business steadily in the weekdays, and as long as he does that he must be let alone.”

31Ah, sir, but when he comes to church, he sits anshakes his head, anlooks as sour anas coxy when were a-singin’ as I should like to fetch him a rap across the jowlGod forgi’e meanMrs. Irwine, anYour Reverence too, for speakin’ so afore you. Anhe said as our Christmas singin’ was no better nor the cracklin’ othorns under a pot.”

32Well, hes got a bad ear for music, Joshua. When people have wooden heads, you know, it cant be helped. He wont bring the other people in Hayslope round to his opinion, while you go on singing as well as you do.”

33Yes, sir, but it turns a mans stomach thear the Scripture misused ithat way. I know as much othe words othe Bible as he does, ancould say the Psalms right through imy sleep if you was to pinch me; but I know better nor to takeem to say my own say wi’. I might as well take the Sacriment-cup home and use it at meals.”

34Thats a very sensible remark of yours, Joshua; but, as I said before——”

35While Mr. Irwine was speaking, the sound of a booted step and the clink of a spur were heard on the stone floor of the entrance-hall, and Joshua Rann moved hastily aside from the doorway to make room for some one who paused there, and said, in a ringing tenor voice,

36Godson Arthurmay he come in?”

37Come in, come in, godson!” Mrs. Irwine answered, in the deep half-masculine tone which belongs to the vigorous old woman, and there entered a young gentleman in a riding-dress, with his right arm in a sling; whereupon followed that pleasant confusion of laughing interjections, and hand-shakings, andHow are yous?” mingled with joyous short barks and wagging of tails on the part of the canine members of the family, which tells that the visitor is on the best terms with the visited. The young gentleman was Arthur Donnithorne, known in Hayslope, variously, asthe young squire,” “the heir,” andthe captain.” He was only a captain in the Loamshire Militia, but to the Hayslope tenants he was more intensely a captain than all the young gentlemen of the same rank in his Majestys regularshe outshone them as the planet Jupiter outshines the Milky Way. If you want to know more particularly how he looked, call to your remembrance some tawny-whiskered, brown-locked, clear-complexioned young Englishman whom you have met with in a foreign town, and been proud of as a fellow-countrymanwell-washed, high-bred, white-handed, yet looking as if he could deliver well from the left shoulder and floor his man: I will not be so much of a tailor as to trouble your imagination with the difference of costume, and insist on the striped waistcoat, long-tailed coat, and low top-boots.

38Turning round to take a chair, Captain Donnithorne said, “But dont let me interrupt Joshuas businesshe has something to say.”

39Humbly begging Your Honours pardon,” said Joshua, bowing low, “there was one thing I had to say to His Reverence as other things had drove out omy head.”

40Out with it, Joshua, quickly!” said Mr. Irwine.

41“Belike, sir, you havena heared as Thias Bedes deaddrownded this morning, or more like overnight, ithe Willow Brook, againthe bridge right ifront othe house.”

42Ah!” exclaimed both the gentlemen at once, as if they were a good deal interested in the information.

43AnSeth Bedes been to me this morning to say he wished me to tell Your Reverence as his brother Adam begged of you particular tallow his fathers grave to be dug by the White Thorn, because his mothers set her heart on it, on account of a dream as she had; antheyd hacome theirselves to ask you, but theyve so much to see after with the crowner, anthat; antheir mothers took on so, anwantsem to make sure othe spot for fear somebody else should take it. Anif Your Reverence sees well and good, Ill send my boy to tellem as soon as I get home; anthats why I make bold to trouble you wiit, His Honour being present.”

44To be sure, Joshua, to be sure, they shall have it. Ill ride round to Adam myself, and see him. Send your boy, however, to say they shall have the grave, lest anything should happen to detain me. And now, good morning, Joshua; go into the kitchen and have some ale.”

45Poor old Thias!” said Mr. Irwine, when Joshua was gone. Im afraid the drink helped the brook to drown him. I should have been glad for the load to have been taken off my friend Adams shoulders in a less painful way. That fine fellow has been propping up his father from ruin for the last five or six years.”

46Hes a regular trump, is Adam,” said Captain Donnithorne. When I was a little fellow, and Adam was a strapping lad of fifteen, and taught me carpentering, I used to think if ever I was a rich sultan, I would make Adam my grand-vizier. And I believe now he would bear the exaltation as well as any poor wise man in an Eastern story. If ever I live to be a large-acred man instead of a poor devil with a mortgaged allowance of pocket-money, Ill have Adam for my right hand. He shall manage my woods for me, for he seems to have a better notion of those things than any man I ever met with; and I know he would make twice the money of them that my grandfather does, with that miserable old Satchell to manage, who understands no more about timber than an old carp. Ive mentioned the subject to my grandfather once or twice, but for some reason or other he has a dislike to Adam, and I can do nothing. But come, Your Reverence, are you for a ride with me? Its splendid out of doors now. We can go to Adams together, if you like; but I want to call at the Hall Farm on my way, to look at the whelps Poyser is keeping for me.”

47You must stay and have lunch first, Arthur,” said Mrs. Irwine. Its nearly two. Carroll will bring it in directly.”

48I want to go to the Hall Farm too,” said Mr. Irwine, “to have another look at the little Methodist who is staying there. Joshua tells me she was preaching on the Green last night.”

49Oh, by Jove!” said Captain Donnithorne, laughing. Why, she looks as quiet as a mouse. Theres something rather striking about her, though. I positively felt quite bashful the first time I saw hershe was sitting stooping over her sewing in the sunshine outside the house, when I rode up and called out, without noticing that she was a stranger, ‘Is Martin Poyser at home?’ I declare, when she got up and looked at me and just said, ‘Hes in the house, I believe: Ill go and call him,’ I felt quite ashamed of having spoken so abruptly to her. She looked like St. Catherine in a Quaker dress. Its a type of face one rarely sees among our common people.”

50I should like to see the young woman, Dauphin,” said Mrs. Irwine. Make her come here on some pretext or other.”

51I dont know how I can manage that, Mother; it will hardly do for me to patronize a Methodist preacher, even if she would consent to be patronized by an idle shepherd, as Will Maskery calls me. You should have come in a little sooner, Arthur, to hear Joshuas denunciation of his neighbour Will Maskery. The old fellow wants me to excommunicate the wheelwright, and then deliver him over to the civil armthat is to say, to your grandfatherto be turned out of house and yard. If I chose to interfere in this business, now, I might get up as pretty a story of hatred and persecution as the Methodists need desire to publish in the next number of their magazine. It wouldn’t take me much trouble to persuade Chad Cranage and half a dozen other bull-headed fellows that they would be doing an acceptable service to the Church by hunting Will Maskery out of the village with rope-ends and pitchforks; and then, when I had furnished them with half a sovereign to get gloriously drunk after their exertions, I should have put the climax to as pretty a farce as any of my brother clergy have set going in their parishes for the last thirty years.”

52It is really insolent of the man, though, to call you anidle shepherdand adumb dog,’” said Mrs. Irwine. I should be inclined to check him a little there. You are too easy-tempered, Dauphin.”

53Why, Mother, you dont think it would be a good way of sustaining my dignity to set about vindicating myself from the aspersions of Will Maskery? Besides, Im not so sure that they are aspersions. I am a lazy fellow, and get terribly heavy in my saddle; not to mention that Im always spending more than I can afford in bricks and mortar, so that I get savage at a lame beggar when he asks me for sixpence. Those poor lean cobblers, who think they can help to regenerate mankind by setting out to preach in the morning twilight before they begin their days work, may well have a poor opinion of me. But come, let us have our luncheon. Isn’t Kate coming to lunch?”

54Miss Irwine told Bridget to take her lunch upstairs,” said Carroll; “she cant leave Miss Anne.”

55Oh, very well. Tell Bridget to say Ill go up and see Miss Anne presently. You can use your right arm quite well now, Arthur,” Mr. Irwine continued, observing that Captain Donnithorne had taken his arm out of the sling.

56Yes, pretty well; but Godwin insists on my keeping it up constantly for some time to come. I hope I shall be able to get away to the regiment, though, in the beginning of August. Its a desperately dull business being shut up at the Chase in the summer months, when one can neither hunt nor shoot, so as to make ones self pleasantly sleepy in the evening. However, we are to astonish the echoes on the 30th of July. My grandfather has given me carte blanche for once, and I promise you the entertainment shall be worthy of the occasion. The world will not see the grand epoch of my majority twice. I think I shall have a lofty throne for you, Godmamma, or rather two, one on the lawn and another in the ballroom, that you may sit and look down upon us like an Olympian goddess.”

57I mean to bring out my best brocade, that I wore at your christening twenty years ago,” said Mrs. Irwine. Ah, I think I shall see your poor mother flitting about in her white dress, which looked to me almost like a shroud that very day; and it was her shroud only three months after; and your little cap and christening dress were buried with her too. She had set her heart on that, sweet soul! Thank God you take after your mothers family, Arthur. If you had been a puny, wiry, yellow baby, I wouldn’t have stood godmother to you. I should have been sure you would turn out a Donnithorne. But you were such a broad-faced, broad-chested, loud-screaming rascal, I knew you were every inch of you a Tradgett.”

58But you might have been a little too hasty there, Mother,” said Mr. Irwine, smiling. Dont you remember how it was with Juno’s last pups? One of them was the very image of its mother, but it had two or three of its fathers tricks notwithstanding. Nature is clever enough to cheat even you, Mother.”

59Nonsense, child! Nature never makes a ferret in the shape of a mastiff. Youll never persuade me that I cant tell what men are by their outsides. If I dont like a mans looks, depend upon it I shall never like him. I dont want to know people that look ugly and disagreeable, any more than I want to taste dishes that look disagreeable. If they make me shudder at the first glance, I say, take them away. An ugly, piggish, or fishy eye, now, makes me feel quite ill; its like a bad smell.”

60Talking of eyes,” said Captain Donnithorne, “that reminds me that Ive got a book I meant to bring you, Godmamma. It came down in a parcel from London the other day. I know you are fond of queer, wizardlike stories. Its a volume of poems, ‘Lyrical Ballads.’ Most of them seem to be twaddling stuff, but the first is in a different style—‘The Ancient Marineris the title. I can hardly make head or tail of it as a story, but its a strange, striking thing. Ill send it over to you; and there are some other books that you may like to see, Irwine—pamphlets about Antinomianism and Evangelicalism, whatever they may be. I cant think what the fellow means by sending such things to me. Ive written to him to desire that from henceforth he will send me no book or pamphlet on anything that ends in ism.”

61Well, I dont know that Im very fond of isms myself; but I may as well look at the pamphlets; they let one see what is going on. Ive a little matter to attend to, Arthur,” continued Mr. Irwine, rising to leave the room, “and then I shall be ready to set out with you.”

62The little matter that Mr. Irwine had to attend to took him up the old stone staircase (part of the house was very old) and made him pause before a door at which he knocked gently. “Come in,” said a womans voice, and he entered a room so darkened by blinds and curtains that Miss Kate, the thin middle-aged lady standing by the bedside, would not have had light enough for any other sort of work than the knitting which lay on the little table near her. But at present she was doing what required only the dimmest lightsponging the aching head that lay on the pillow with fresh vinegar. It was a small face, that of the poor sufferer; perhaps it had once been pretty, but now it was worn and sallow. Miss Kate came towards her brother and whispered, “Dont speak to her; she cant bear to be spoken to to-day.” Annes eyes were closed, and her brow contracted as if from intense pain. Mr. Irwine went to the bedside and took up one of the delicate hands and kissed it, a slight pressure from the small fingers told him that it was worth-while to have come upstairs for the sake of doing that. He lingered a moment, looking at her, and then turned away and left the room, treading very gentlyhe had taken off his boots and put on slippers before he came upstairs. Whoever remembers how many things he has declined to do even for himself, rather than have the trouble of putting on or taking off his boots, will not think this last detail insignificant.

63And Mr. Irwine’s sisters, as any person of family within ten miles of Broxton could have testified, were such stupid, uninteresting women! It was quite a pity handsome, clever Mrs. Irwine should have had such commonplace daughters. That fine old lady herself was worth driving ten miles to see, any day; her beauty, her well-preserved faculties, and her old-fashioned dignity made her a graceful subject for conversation in turn with the Kings health, the sweet new patterns in cotton dresses, the news from Egypt, and Lord Dacey’s lawsuit, which was fretting poor Lady Dacey to death. But no one ever thought of mentioning the Miss Irwines, except the poor people in Broxton village, who regarded them as deep in the science of medicine, and spoke of them vaguely asthe gentlefolks.” If any one had asked old Job Dummilow who gave him his flannel jacket, he would have answered, “the gentlefolks, last winter”; and widow Steene dwelt much on the virtues of thestuffthe gentlefolks gave her for her cough. Under this name too, they were used with great effect as a means of taming refractory children, so that at the sight of poor Miss Annes sallow face, several small urchins had a terrified sense that she was cognizant of all their worst misdemeanours, and knew the precise number of stones with which they had intended to hit Farmer Britton’s ducks. But for all who saw them through a less mythical medium, the Miss Irwines were quite superfluous existences—inartistic figures crowding the canvas of life without adequate effect. Miss Anne, indeed, if her chronic headaches could have been accounted for by a pathetic story of disappointed love, might have had some romantic interest attached to her: but no such story had either been known or invented concerning her, and the general impression was quite in accordance with the fact, that both the sisters were old maids for the prosaic reason that they had never received an eligible offer.

64Nevertheless, to speak paradoxically, the existence of insignificant people has very important consequences in the world. It can be shown to affect the price of bread and the rate of wages, to call forth many evil tempers from the selfish and many heroisms from the sympathetic, and, in other ways, to play no small part in the tragedy of life. And if that handsome, generous-blooded clergyman, the Rev. Adolphus Irwine, had not had these two hopelessly maiden sisters, his lot would have been shaped quite differently: he would very likely have taken a comely wife in his youth, and now, when his hair was getting grey under the powder, would have had tall sons and blooming daughterssuch possessions, in short, as men commonly think will repay them for all the labour they take under the sun. As it washaving with all his three livings no more than seven hundred a-year, and seeing no way of keeping his splendid mother and his sickly sister, not to reckon a second sister, who was usually spoken of without any adjective, in such ladylike ease as became their birth and habits, and at the same time providing for a family of his ownhe remained, you see, at the age of eight-and-forty, a bachelor, not making any merit of that renunciation, but saying laughingly, if any one alluded to it, that he made it an excuse for many indulgences which a wife would never have allowed him. And perhaps he was the only person in the world who did not think his sisters uninteresting and superfluous; for his was one of those large-hearted, sweet-blooded natures that never know a narrow or a grudging thought; Epicurean, if you will, with no enthusiasm, no self-scourging sense of duty; but yet, as you have seen, of a sufficiently subtle moral fibre to have an unwearying tenderness for obscure and monotonous suffering. It was his large-hearted indulgence that made him ignore his mothers hardness towards her daughters, which was the more striking from its contrast with her doting fondness towards himself; he held it no virtue to frown at irremediable faults.

65See the difference between the impression a man makes on you when you walk by his side in familiar talk, or look at him in his home, and the figure he makes when seen from a lofty historical level, or even in the eyes of a critical neighbour who thinks of him as an embodied system or opinion rather than as a man. Mr. Roe, thetravelling preacherstationed at Treddleston, had included Mr. Irwine in a general statement concerning the Church clergy in the surrounding district, whom he described as men given up to the lusts of the flesh and the pride of life; hunting and shooting, and adorning their own houses; asking what shall we eat, and what shall we drink, and wherewithal shall we be clothed? careless of dispensing the bread of life to their flocks, preaching at best but a carnal and soul-benumbing morality, and trafficking in the souls of men by receiving money for discharging the pastoral office in parishes where they did not so much as look on the faces of the people more than once a-year. The ecclesiastical historian, too, looking into parliamentary reports of that period, finds honourable members zealous for the Church, and untainted with any sympathy for thetribe of canting Methodists,” making statements scarcely less melancholy than that of Mr. Roe. And it is impossible for me to say that Mr. Irwine was altogether belied by the generic classification assigned him. He really had no very lofty aims, no theological enthusiasm: if I were closely questioned, I should be obliged to confess that he felt no serious alarms about the souls of his parishioners, and would have thought it a mere loss of time to talk in a doctrinal and awakening manner to old “Feyther Taft,” or even to Chad Cranage the blacksmith. If he had been in the habit of speaking theoretically, he would perhaps have said that the only healthy form religion could take in such minds was that of certain dim but strong emotions, suffusing themselves as a hallowing influence over the family affections and neighbourly duties. He thought the custom of baptism more important than its doctrine, and that the religious benefits the peasant drew from the church where his fathers worshipped and the sacred piece of turf where they lay buried were but slightly dependent on a clear understanding of the Liturgy or the sermon. Clearly the rector was not what is called in these days anearnestman: he was fonder of church history than of divinity, and had much more insight into mens characters than interest in their opinions; he was neither laborious, nor obviously self-denying, nor very copious in alms-giving, and his theology, you perceive, was lax. His mental palate, indeed, was rather pagan, and found a savouriness in a quotation from Sophocles or Theocritus that was quite absent from any text in Isaiah or Amos. But if you feed your young setter on raw flesh, how can you wonder at its retaining a relish for uncooked partridge in after-life? And Mr. Irwine’s recollections of young enthusiasm and ambition were all associated with poetry and ethics that lay aloof from the Bible.

66On the other hand, I must plead, for I have an affectionate partiality towards the rectors memory, that he was not vindictiveand some philanthropists have been so; that he was not intolerantand there is a rumour that some zealous theologians have not been altogether free from that blemish; that although he would probably have declined to give his body to be burned in any public cause, and was far from bestowing all his goods to feed the poor, he had that charity which has sometimes been lacking to very illustrious virtuehe was tender to other mens failings, and unwilling to impute evil. He was one of those men, and they are not the commonest, of whom we can know the best only by following them away from the marketplace, the platform, and the pulpit, entering with them into their own homes, hearing the voice with which they speak to the young and aged about their own hearthstone, and witnessing their thoughtful care for the everyday wants of everyday companions, who take all their kindness as a matter of course, and not as a subject for panegyric.

67Such men, happily, have lived in times when great abuses flourished, and have sometimes even been the living representatives of the abuses. That is a thought which might comfort us a little under the opposite factthat it is better sometimes not to follow great reformers of abuses beyond the threshold of their homes.

68But whatever you may think of Mr. Irwine now, if you had met him that June afternoon riding on his grey cob, with his dogs running beside himportly, upright, manly, with a good-natured smile on his finely turned lips as he talked to his dashing young companion on the bay mare, you must have felt that, however ill he harmonized with sound theories of the clerical office, he somehow harmonized extremely well with that peaceful landscape.

69See them in the bright sunlight, interrupted every now and then by rolling masses of cloud, ascending the slope from the Broxton side, where the tall gables and elms of the rectory predominate over the tiny whitewashed church. They will soon be in the parish of Hayslope; the grey church-tower and village roofs lie before them to the left, and farther on, to the right, they can just see the chimneys of the Hall Farm.