1Harry awoke at half-past five the next morning as abruptly and completely as if somebody had yelled in his ear. For a few moments he lay immobile as the prospect of the hearing filled every tiny particle of his brain, then, unable to bear it, he leapt out of bed and put on his glasses. Mrs.

2Weasley had laid out his freshly laundered jeans and T-shirt at the foot of his bed. Harry scrambled into them. The blank picture on the wall sniggered again.

3Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open, fast asleep.

4He did not stir as Harry crossed the room, stepped out onto the landing, and closed the door softly behind him. Trying not to think of the next time he would see Ron, when they might no longer be fellow students at Hogwarts, Harry walked quietly down the stairs, past the heads of Kreacher’s ancestors, and into the kitchen.

5He had expected it to be empty, but it was not. When he reached the door he heard the soft rumble of voices on the other side and when he pushed it open he saw Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Sirius, Lupin, and Tonks sitting there almost as though they were waiting for him. All were fully dressed except Mrs. Weasley, who was wearing a quilted, purple dressing gown. She leapt to her feet the moment he entered.

6Breakfast,” she said as she pulled out her wand and hurried over to the fire.

7M-m-morning, Harry,” yawned Tonks. Her hair was blonde and curly this morning. Sleep all right?”

8Yeah,” said Harry.

9Ive b-b-been up all night,” she said, with another shuddering yawn.

10Come and sit down . . .”

11She drew out a chair, knocking over the one beside it in the process.

12What do you want, Harry?” Mrs. Weasley called. Porridge? Muffins?

13Kippers? Bacon and eggs? Toast?

14Justjust toast, thanks,” said Harry.

15Lupin glanced at Harry, then said to Tonks, “What were you saying about Scrimgeour?”

16Oh . . . yeah . . . well, we need to be a bit more careful, hes been asking Kingsley and me funny questions . . .”

17Harry felt vaguely grateful that he was not required to join in the conversation. His insides were squirming. Mrs. Weasley placed a couple of pieces of toast and marmalade in front of him; he tried to eat, but it was like chewing carpet. Mrs. Weasley sat down on his other side and started fussing with his T-shirt, tucking in the label and smoothing out creases across the shoulders. He wished she wouldn’t.

18“. . . and Ill have to tell Dumbledore I cant do night duty tomorrow, Im just t-t-too tired,” Tonks finished, yawning hugely again.

19Ill cover for you,” said Mr. Weasley. Im okay, Ive got a report to finish anyway . . .”

20Mr. Weasley was not wearing wizards robes but a pair of pin-striped trousers and an old bomber jacket. He turned from Tonks to Harry.

21How are you feeling?”

22Harry shrugged.

23Itll all be over soon,” Mr. Weasley said bracingly. In a few hourstime youll be cleared.”

24Harry said nothing.

25The hearings on my floor, in Amelia Boness office. Shes Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and shes the one wholl be questioning you.”

26Amelia Bones is okay, Harry,” said Tonks earnestly. Shes fair, shell hear you out.”

27Harry nodded, still unable to think of anything to say.

28Dont lose your temper,” said Sirius abruptly. Be polite and stick to the facts.”

29Harry nodded again.

30The laws on your side,” said Lupin quietly. “Even underage wizards are allowed to use magic in life-threatening situations.” Something very cold trickled down the back of Harrys neck; for a moment he thought someone was putting a Disillusionment Charm on him again, then he realized that Mrs. Weasley was attacking his hair with a wet comb. She pressed hard on the top of his head.

31“Doesn’t it ever lie flat?” she said desperately.

32Harry shook his head.

33Mr. Weasley checked his watch and looked up at Harry.

34I think well go now,” he said. Were a bit early, but I think youll be better off there than hanging around here.” “Okay,” said Harry automatically, dropping his toast and getting to his feet.

35Youll be all right, Harry,” said Tonks, patting him on the arm.

36Good luck,” said Lupin. “Im sure it will be fine.” “And if its not,” said Sirius grimly, “Ill see to Amelia Bones for you . . .” Harry smiled weakly. Mrs. Weasley hugged him.

37Weve all got our fingers crossed,” she said.

38Right,” said Harry. “Well . . . see you later then.” He followed Mr. Weasley upstairs and along the hall. He could hear Sirius’s mother grunting in her sleep behind her curtains. Mr. Weasley unbolted the door and they stepped out into the cold, gray dawn.

39You dont normally walk to work, do you?” Harry asked him, as they set off briskly around the square.

40No, I usually Apparate,” said Mr. Weasley, “but obviously you cant, and I think its best we arrive in a thoroughly non-magical fashion . . . makes a better impression, given what youre being disciplined for . . .” Mr. Weasley kept his hand inside his jacket as they walked. Harry knew it was clenched around his wand. The run-down streets were almost deserted, but when they arrived at the miserable little Underground station they found it already full of early morning commuters. As ever when he found himself in close proximity to Muggles going about their daily business, Mr. Weasley was hard put to contain his enthusiasm.

41Simply fabulous,” he whispered, indicating the automatic ticket machines.

42Wonderfully ingenious.”

43Theyre out of order,” said Harry, pointing at the sign.

44Yes, but even so . . .” said Mr. Weasley, beaming fondly at them.

45They bought their tickets instead from a sleepy-looking guard (Harry handled the transaction, as Mr. Weasley was not very good with Muggle money) and five minutes later they were boarding an Underground train that rattled them off toward the center of London. Mr. Weasley kept anxiously checking and rechecking the Underground map above the windows.

46Four stops, Harry . . . three stops left now . . . two stops to go, Harry . . .” They got off at a station in the very heart of London, swept from the train in a tide of besuited men and women carrying briefcases. Up the escalator they went, through the ticket barrier (Mr. Weasley delighted with the way the stile swallowed his ticket), and emerged onto a broad street lined with imposing-looking buildings, already full of traffic.

47Where are we?” said Mr. Weasley blankly, and for one heart-stopping moment Harry thought they had gotten off at the wrong station despite Mr.

48Weasley’s continual references to the map; but a second later he said, “Ah yes . . . this way, Harry,” and led him down a side road.

49Sorry,” he said, “but I never come by train and it all looks rather different from a Muggle perspective. As a matter of fact Ive never even used the visitors entrance before.”

50The farther they walked, the smaller and less imposing the buildings became, until finally they reached a street that contained several rather shabby-looking offices, a pub, and an overflowing dumpster. Harry had expected a rather more impressive location for the Ministry of Magic.

51Here we are,” said Mr. Weasley brightly, pointing at an old red telephone box, which was missing several panes of glass and stood before a heavily graffittied wall. After you, Harry.”

52He opened the telephone box door.

53Harry stepped inside, wondering what on earth this was about. Mr. Weasley folded himself in beside Harry and closed the door. It was a tight fit; Harry was jammed against the telephone apparatus, which was hanging crookedly from the wall as though a vandal had tried to rip it off. Mr. Weasley reached past Harry for the receiver.

54Mr. Weasley, I think this might be out of order too,” Harry said.

55No, no, Im sure its fine,” said Mr. Weasley, holding the receiver above his head and peering at the dial. “Lets see . . . six . . .” he dialed the number, “two . . . four . . . and another four . . . and another two . . .” As the dial whirred smoothly back into place, a cool female voice sounded inside the telephone box, not from the receiver in Mr. Weasley’s hand, but as loudly and plainly as though an invisible woman were standing right beside them.

56Welcome to the Ministry of Magic. Please state your name and business.” “Er . . .” said Mr. Weasley, clearly uncertain whether he should talk into the receiver or not; he compromised by holding the mouthpiece to his ear, “Arthur Weasley, Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Office, here to escort Harry Potter, who has been asked to attend a disciplinary hearing . . .” “Thank you,” said the cool female voice. “Visitor, please take the badge and attach it to the front of your robes.” There was a click and a rattle, and Harry saw something slide out of the metal chute where returned coins usually appeared. He picked it up: It was a square silver badge with Harry Potter, Disciplinary Hearing on it. He pinned it to the front of his T-shirt as the female voice spoke again.

57Visitor to the Ministry, you are required to submit to a search and present your wand for registration at the security desk, which is located at the far end of the Atrium.”

58The floor of the telephone box shuddered. They were sinking slowly into the ground. Harry watched apprehensively as the pavement rose up past the glass windows of the telephone box until darkness closed over their heads.

59Then he could see nothing at all; he could only hear a dull grinding noise as the telephone box made its way down through the earth. After about a minute, though it felt much longer to Harry, a chink of golden light illuminated his feet and, widening, rose up his body, until it hit him in the face and he had to blink to stop his eyes from watering.

60The Ministry of Magic wishes you a pleasant day,” said the womans voice.

61The door of the telephone box sprang open and Mr. Weasley stepped out of it, followed by Harry, whose mouth had fallen open.

62They were standing at one end of a very long and splendid hall with a highly polished, dark wood floor. The peacock-blue ceiling was inlaid with gleaming golden symbols that were continually moving and changing like some enormous heavenly notice board. The walls on each side were paneled in shiny dark wood and had many gilded fireplaces set into them. Every few seconds a witch or wizard would emerge from one of the left-hand fireplaces with a soft whoosh; on the right-hand side, short queues of wizards were forming before each fireplace, waiting to depart.

63Halfway down the hall was a fountain. A group of golden statues, larger than life-size, stood in the middle of a circular pool. Tallest of them all was a noble-looking wizard with his wand pointing straight up in the air. Grouped around him were a beautiful witch, a centaur, a goblin, and a house-elf. The last three were all looking adoringly up at the witch and wizard. Glittering jets of water were flying from the ends of the two wands, the point of the centaurs arrow, the tip of the goblins hat, and each of the house-elfs ears, so that the tinkling hiss of falling water was added to the pops and cracks of Apparators and the clatter of footsteps as hundreds of witches and wizards, most of whom were wearing glum, early-morning looks, strode toward a set of golden gates at the far end of the hall.

64This way,” said Mr. Weasley.

65They joined the throng, wending their way between the Ministry workers, some of whom were carrying tottering piles of parchment, others battered briefcases, still others reading the Daily Prophet as they walked. As they passed the fountain Harry saw silver Sickles and bronze Knuts glinting up at him from the bottom of the pool. A small, smudged sign beside it read: All proceeds from the Fountain of Magical Brethren will be given to St.

66Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries If Im not expelled from Hogwarts, Ill put in ten Galleons, Harry found himself thinking desperately.

67Over here, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, and they stepped out of the stream of Ministry employees heading for the golden gates, toward a desk on the left, over which hung a sign saying SECURITY. A badly shaven wizard in peacock- blue robes looked up as they approached and put down his Daily Prophet.

68Im escorting a visitor,” said Mr. Weasley, gesturing toward Harry.

69Step over here,” said the wizard in a bored voice.

70Harry walked closer to him and the wizard held up a long golden rod, thin and flexible as a car aerial, and passed it up and down Harrys front and back.

71Wand,” grunted the security wizard at Harry, putting down the golden instrument and holding out his hand.

72Harry produced his wand. The wizard dropped it onto a strange brass instrument, which looked something like a set of scales with only one dish. It began to vibrate. A narrow strip of parchment came speeding out of a slit in the base. The wizard tore this off and read the writing upon it.

73Eleven inches, phoenix-feather core, been in use four years. That correct?” “Yes,” said Harry nervously.

74I keep this,” said the wizard, impaling the slip of parchment on a small brass spike. You get this back,” he added, thrusting the wand at Harry.

75Thank you.”

76Hang on . . .” said the wizard slowly.

77His eyes had darted from the silver visitors badge on Harrys chest to his forehead.

78Thank you, Eric,” said Mr. Weasley firmly, and grasping Harry by the shoulder, he steered him away from the desk and back into the stream of wizards and witches walking through the golden gates.

79Jostled slightly by the crowd, Harry followed Mr. Weasley through the gates into the smaller hall beyond, where at least twenty lifts stood behind wrought golden grilles. Harry and Mr. Weasley joined the crowd around one of them. A big, bearded wizard holding a large cardboard box stood nearby.

80The box was emitting rasping noises.

81All right, Arthur?” said the wizard, nodding at Mr. Weasley.

82Whatve you got there, Bob?” asked Mr. Weasley, looking at the box.

83Were not sure,” said the wizard seriously. “We thought it was a bog- standard chicken until it started breathing fire. Looks like a serious breach of the Ban on Experimental Breeding to me.” With a great jangling and clattering a lift descended in front of them; the golden grille slid back and Harry and Mr. Weasley moved inside it with the rest of the crowd. Harry found himself jammed against the back wall of the lift. Several witches and wizards were looking at him curiously; he stared at his feet to avoid catching anyones eye, flattening his fringe as he did so. The grilles slid shut with a crash and the lift ascended slowly, chains rattling all the while, while the same cool female voice Harry had heard in the telephone box rang out again.

84Level seven, Department of Magical Games and Sports, incorporating the British and Irish Quidditch League Headquarters, Official Gobstones Club, and Ludicrous Patents Office.”

85The lift doors opened; Harry glimpsed an untidy-looking corridor, with various posters of Quidditch teams tacked lopsidedly on the walls; one of the wizards in the lift, who was carrying an armful of broomsticks, extricated himself with difficulty and disappeared down the corridor. The doors closed, the lift juddered upward again, and the womans voice said, “Level six, Department of Magical Transport, incorporating the Floo Network Authority, Broom Regulatory Control, Portkey Office, and Apparation Test Center.” Once again the lift doors opened and four or five witches and wizards got out; at the same time, several paper airplanes swooped into the lift. Harry stared up at them as they flapped idly around above his head; they were a pale violet color and he could see MINISTRY OF MAGIC stamped along the edges of their wings.

86Just Interdepartmental memos,” Mr. Weasley muttered to him. We used to use owls, but the mess was unbelievable . . . droppings all over the desks . . .”

87As they clattered upward again, the memos flapped around the swaying lamp in the lifts ceiling.

88Level

89five,

90Department

91of

92International

93Magical

94Cooperation,

95incorporating the International Magical Trading Standards Body, the International Magical Office of Law, and the International Confederation of Wizards, British Seats.

96When the doors opened, two of the memos zoomed out with a few more witches and wizards, but several more memos zoomed in, so that the light from the lamp in the ceiling flickered and flashed as they darted around it.

97Level four, Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, incorporating Beast, Being, and Spirit Divisions, Goblin Liaison Office, and Pest Advisory Bureau.”

98“’S’cuse,” said the wizard carrying the fire-breathing chicken and he left the lift pursued by a little flock of memos. The doors clanged shut yet again.

99Level three, Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes, including the Accidental Magic Reversal Squad, Obliviator Headquarters, and Muggle-Worthy Excuse Committee.”

100Everybody left the lift on this floor except Mr. Weasley, Harry, and a witch who was reading an extremely long piece of parchment that was trailing on the ground. The remaining memos continued to soar around the lamp as the lift juddered upward again, and then the doors opened and the voice said, “Level two, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, including the Improper Use of Magic Office, Auror Headquarters, and Wizengamot Administration Services.”

101This is us, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley, and they followed the witch out of the lift into a corridor lined with doors. My office is on the other side of the floor.”

102Mr. Weasley,” said Harry, as they passed a window through which sunlight was streaming, “aren’t we underground?” “Yes, we are,” said Mr. Weasley, “those are enchanted windows; Magical Maintenance decide what weather were getting every day. We had two months of hurricanes last time they were angling for a pay raise. . . . Just round here, Harry.”

103They turned a corner, walked through a pair of heavy oak doors, and emerged in a cluttered, open area divided into cubicles, which were buzzing with talk and laughter. Memos were zooming in and out of cubicles like miniature rockets. A lopsided sign on the nearest cubicle read AUROR HEADQUARTERS.

104Harry looked surreptitiously through the doorways as they passed. The Aurors had covered their cubicle walls with everything from pictures of wanted wizards and photographs of their families, to posters of their favorite Quidditch teams and articles from the Daily Prophet. A scarlet-robed man with a ponytail longer than Bills was sitting with his boots up on his desk, dictating a report to his quill. A little farther along, a witch with a patch over her eye was talking over the top of her cubicle wall to Kingsley Shacklebolt.

105Morning, Weasley,” said Kingsley carelessly, as they drew nearer. “Ive been wanting a word with you, have you got a second?” “Yes, if it really is a second,” said Mr. Weasley, “Im in rather a hurry.” They were talking to each other as though they hardly knew each other, and when Harry opened his mouth to say hello to Kingsley, Mr. Weasley stood on his foot. They followed Kingsley along the row and into the very last cubicle.

106Harry received a slight shock; Sirius’s face was blinking down at him from every direction. Newspaper cuttings and old photographseven the one of Sirius being best man at the Pottersweddingpapered the walls. The only Sirius-free space was a map of the world in which little red pins were glowing like jewels.

107Here,” said Kingsley brusquely to Mr. Weasley, shoving a sheaf of parchment into his hand, “I need as much information as possible on flying Muggle vehicles sighted in the last twelve months. Weve received information that Black might still be using his old motorcycle.” Kingsley tipped Harry an enormous wink and added, in a whisper, “Give him the magazine, he might find it interesting.” Then he said in normal tones, “And dont take too long, Weasley, the delay on that firelegs report held our investigation up for a month.”

108If you had read my report you would know that the term isfirearms,’” said Mr. Weasley coolly. “And Im afraid youll have to wait for information on motorcycles, were extremely busy at the moment.” He dropped his voice and said, “If you can get away before seven, Mollys making meatballs.” He beckoned to Harry and led him out of Kingsley’s cubicle, through a second set of oak doors, into another passage, turned left, marched along another corridor, turned right into a dimly lit and distinctly shabby corridor, and finally reached a dead end, where a door on the left stood ajar, revealing a broom cupboard, and a door on the right bore a tarnished brass plaque reading MISUSE OF MUGGLE ARTIFACTS.

109Mr. Weasley’s dingy office seemed to be slightly smaller than the broom cupboard. Two desks had been crammed inside it and there was barely room to move around them because of all the overflowing filing cabinets lining the walls, on top of which were tottering piles of files. The little wall space available bore witness to Mr. Weasley’s obsessions; there were several posters of cars, including one of a dismantled engine, two illustrations of postboxes he seemed to have cut out of Muggle childrens books, and a diagram showing how to wire a plug.

110Sitting on top of Mr. Weasley’s overflowing in-tray was an old toaster that was hiccuping in a disconsolate way and a pair of empty leather gloves that were twiddling their thumbs. A photograph of the Weasley family stood beside the in-tray. Harry noticed that Percy appeared to have walked out of it.

111We havent got a window,” said Mr. Weasley apologetically, taking off his bomber jacket and placing it on the back of his chair. Weve asked, but they dont seem to think we need one. Have a seat, Harry, doesn’t look as if Perkins is in yet.”

112Harry squeezed himself into the chair behind Perkins’s desk while Mr.

113Weasley rifled through the sheaf of parchment Kingsley Shacklebolt had given him.

114Ah,” he said, grinning, as he extracted a copy of a magazine entitled The Quibbler from its midst, “yes . . .” He flicked through it. “Yes, hes right, Im sure Sirius will find that very amusingoh dear, whats this now?” A memo had just zoomed in through the open door and fluttered to rest on top of the hiccuping toaster. Mr. Weasley unfolded it and read aloud, “‘Third regurgitating public toilet reported in Bethnal Green, kindly investigate immediately.’ This is getting ridiculous . . .” “A regurgitating toilet?”

115Anti-Muggle pranksters,” said Mr. Weasley, frowning. We had two last week, one in Wimbledon, one in Elephant and Castle. Muggles are pulling the flush and instead of everything disappearingwell, you can imagine. The poor things keep calling in thosethose pumbles, I think theyre calledyou know, the ones who mend pipes and things —” “Plumbers?”

116“— exactly, yes, but of course theyre flummoxed. I only hope we can catch whoevers doing it.”

117Will it be Aurors who catch them?”

118Oh no, this is too trivial for Aurors, itll be the ordinary Magical Law Enforcement Patrolah, Harry, this is Perkins.” A stooped, timid-looking old wizard with fluffy white hair had just entered the room, panting.

119Oh Arthur!” he said desperately, without looking at Harry. Thank goodness, I didn’t know what to do for the best, whether to wait here for you or not, Ive just sent an owl to your home but youve obviously missed itan urgent message came ten minutes ago —” “I know about the regurgitating toilet,” said Mr. Weasley.

120No, no, its not the toilet, its the Potter boys hearingtheyve changed the time and venueit starts at eight oclock now and its down in old Courtroom Ten —”

121Down in oldbut they told meMerlins beard —” Mr. Weasley looked at his watch, let out a yelp, and leapt from his chair.

122Quick, Harry, we should have been there five minutes ago!” Perkins flattened himself against the filing cabinets as Mr. Weasley left the office at a run, Harry on his heels.

123Why have they changed the time?” Harry said breathlessly as they hurtled past the Auror cubicles; people poked out their heads and stared as they streaked past. Harry felt as though he had left all his insides back at Perkins’s desk.

124Ive no idea, but thank goodness we got here so early, if youd missed it it would have been catastrophic!”

125Mr. Weasley skidded to a halt beside the lifts and jabbed impatiently at the down button.

126Come ON!”

127The lift clattered into view and they hurried inside. Every time it stopped Mr. Weasley cursed furiously and pummelled the number nine button.

128Those courtrooms havent been used in years,” said Mr. Weasley angrily.

129I cant think why theyre doing it down thereunlessbut no . . .” A plump witch carrying a smoking goblet entered the lift at that moment, and Mr. Weasley did not elaborate.

130The Atrium,” said the cool female voice and the golden grilles slid open, showing Harry a distant glimpse of the golden statues in the fountain. The plump witch got out and a sallow-skinned wizard with a very mournful face got in.

131Morning, Arthur,” he said in a sepulchral voice as the lift began to descend. Dont often see you down here . . .” “Urgent business, Bode,” said Mr. Weasley, who was bouncing on the balls of his feet and throwing anxious looks over at Harry.

132Ah, yes,” said Bode, surveying Harry unblinkingly. “Of course.” Harry barely had emotion to spare for Bode, but his unfaltering gaze did not make him feel any more comfortable.

133Department of Mysteries,” said the cool female voice, and left it at that.

134Quick, Harry,” said Mr. Weasley as the lift doors rattled open, and they sped up a corridor that was quite different from those above. The walls were bare; there were no windows and no doors apart from a plain black one set at the very end of the corridor. Harry expected them to go through it, but instead Mr. Weasley seized him by the arm and dragged him to the left, where there was an opening leading to a flight of steps.

135Down here, down here,” panted Mr. Weasley, taking two steps at a time.

136The lift doesn’t even come down this far . . . why theyre doing it there . . .” They reached the bottom of the steps and ran along yet another corridor, which bore a great resemblance to that which led to Snape’s dungeon at Hogwarts, with rough stone walls and torches in brackets. The doors they passed here were heavy wooden ones with iron bolts and keyholes.

137Courtroom . . . ten . . . I think . . . were nearly . . . yes.” Mr. Weasley stumbled to a halt outside a grimy dark door with an immense iron lock and slumped against the wall, clutching at a stitch in his chest.

138Go on,” he panted, pointing his thumb at the door. Get in there.” “Aren’t — aren’t you coming with — ?”

139No, no, Im not allowed. Good luck!”

140Harrys heart was beating a violent tattoo against his Adams apple. He swallowed hard, turned the heavy iron door handle, and stepped inside the courtroom.