21. CHAPTER XXI THE PARAGRAPH IN THE PAPER

The murder of Roger Ackroyd / 罗杰疑案

1Caroline, of course, had not failed to see Miss Russell come to the surgery door. I had anticipated this, and had ready an elaborate account of the ladys bad knee. But Caroline was not in a cross-questioning mood. Her point of view was that she knew what Miss Russell had really come for and that I didn’t.

2Pumping you, James,” said Caroline. Pumping you in the most shameless manner, Ive not a doubt. Its no good interrupting. I dare say you hadn’t the least idea she was doing it even. Men are so simple. She knows that you are in M. Poirot’s confidence, and she wants to find out things. Do you know what I think, James?”

3I couldn’t begin to imagine. You think so many extraordinary things.”

4Its no good being sarcastic. I think Miss Russell knows more about Mr. Ackroyd’s death than she is prepared to admit.”

5Caroline leaned back triumphantly in her chair.

6Do you really think so?” I said absently.

7You are very dull to-day, James. No animation about you. Its that liver of yours.”

8Our conversation then dealt with purely personal matters.

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10The paragraph inspired by Poirot duly appeared in our daily paper the next morning. I was in the dark as to its purpose, but its effect on Caroline was immense.

11She began by stating, most untruly, that she had said as much all along. I raised my eyebrows, but did not argue. Caroline, however, must have felt a prick of conscience, for she went on:—

12I mayn’t have actually mentioned Liverpool, but I knew hed try to get away to America. Thats what Crippen did.”

13Without much success,” I reminded her.

14Poor boy, and so theyve caught him. I consider, James, that its your duty to see that he isn’t hung.”

15What do you expect me to do?”

16Why, youre a medical man, aren’t you? Youve known him from a boy upwards. Not mentally responsible. Thats the line to take, clearly. I read only the other day that theyre very happy in Broadmoorits quite like a high-class club.”

17But Carolines words had reminded me of something.

18I never knew that Poirot had an imbecile nephew?” I said curiously.

19“Didn’t you? Oh, he told me all about it. Poor lad. Its a great grief to all the family. Theyve kept him at home so far, but its getting to such a pitch that theyre afraid hell have to go into some kind of institution.”

20I suppose you know pretty well everything there is to know about Poirot’s family by this time,” I said, exasperated.

21Pretty well,” said Caroline complacently. Its a253 great relief to people to be able to tell all their troubles to some one.”

22It might be,” I said, “if they were ever allowed to do so spontaneously. Whether they enjoy having confidences screwed out of them by force is another matter.”

23Caroline merely looked at me with the air of a Christian martyr enjoying martyrdom.

24You are so self-contained, James,” she said. You hate speaking out, or parting with any information yourself, and you think everybody else must be just like you. I should hope that I never screw confidences out of anybody. For instance, if M. Poirot comes in this afternoon, as he said he might do, I shall not dream of asking him who it was arrived at his house early this morning.”

25Early this morning?” I queried.

26Very early,” said Caroline. Before the milk came. I just happened to be looking out of the windowthe blind was flapping. It was a man. He came in a closed car, and he was all muffled up. I couldn’t get a glimpse of his face. But I will tell you my idea, and youll see that Im right.”

27Whats your idea?”

28Caroline dropped her voice mysteriously.

29A Home Office expert,” she breathed.

30A Home Office expert,” I said, amazed. My dear Caroline!”

31Mark my words, James, youll see that Im right. That Russell woman was here that morning after your poisons. Roger Ackroyd might easily have been poisoned in his food that night.”

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33I laughed out loud.

34Nonsense,” I cried. He was stabbed in the neck. You know that as well as I do.”

35After death, James,” said Caroline; “to make a false clew.”

36My good woman,” I said, “I examined the body, and I know what Im talking about. That wound wasn’t inflicted after deathit was the cause of death, and you need make no mistake about it.”

37Caroline merely continued to look omniscient, which so annoyed me that I went on:—

38Perhaps you will tell me, Caroline, if I have a medical degree or if I have not?”

39You have the medical degree, I dare say, Jamesat least, I mean I know you have. But youve no imagination whatever.”

40Having endowed you with a treble portion, there was none left over for me,” I said dryly.

41I was amused to notice Carolines maneuvers that afternoon when Poirot duly arrived. My sister, without asking a direct question, skirted the subject of the mysterious guest in every way imaginable. By the twinkle in Poirot’s eyes, I saw that he realized her object. He remained blandly impervious, and blocked her bowling so successfully that she herself was at a loss how to proceed.

42Having, I suspect, quietly enjoyed the little game, he rose to his feet and suggested a walk.

43It is that I need to reduce the figure a little,” he explained.255 “You will come with me, doctor? And perhaps later Miss Caroline will give us some tea.”

44Delighted,” said Caroline. Wont yourerguest come in also?”

45You are too kind,” said Poirot. But no, my friend reposes himself. Soon you must make his acquaintance.”

46Quite an old friend of yours, so somebody told me,” said Caroline, making one last valiant effort.

47Did they?” murmured Poirot. Well, we must start.”

48Our tramp took us in the direction of Fernly. I had guessed beforehand that it might do so. I was beginning to understand Poirot’s methods. Every little irrelevancy had a bearing upon the whole.

49I have a commission for you, my friend,” he said at last. To-night, at my house, I desire to have a little conference. You will attend, will you not?”

50Certainly,” I said.

51Good. I need also all those in the housethat is to say: Mrs. Ackroyd, Mademoiselle Flora, Major Blunt, M. Raymond. I want you to be my ambassador. This little reunion is fixed for nine oclock. You will ask themyes?”

52With pleasure; but why not ask them yourself?”

53Because they will then put the questions: Why? What for? They will demand what my idea is. And, as you know, my friend, I much dislike to have to explain my little ideas until the time comes.”

54I smiled a little.

55My friend Hastings, he of whom I told you, used to say of me that I was the human oyster. But he was unjust.256 Of facts, I keep nothing to myself. But to every one his own interpretation of them.

56When do you want me to do this?”

57Now, if you will. We are close to the house.”

58“Aren’t you coming in?”

59No, me, I will promenade myself in the grounds. I will rejoin you by the lodge gates in a quarter of an hours time.”

60I nodded, and set off on my task. The only member of the family at home proved to be Mrs. Ackroyd, who was sipping an early cup of tea. She received me very graciously.

61So grateful to you, doctor,” she murmured, “for clearing up that little matter with M. Poirot. But life is one trouble after another. You have heard about Flora, of course?”

62What exactly?” I asked cautiously.

63This new engagement. Flora and Hector Blunt. Of course not such a good match as Ralph would have been. But after all, happiness comes first. What dear Flora needs is an older mansome one steady and reliable, and then Hector is really a very distinguished man in his way. You saw the news of Ralphs arrest in the paper this morning?”

64Yes,” I said, “I did.”

65Horrible.” Mr s. Ackroyd closed her eyes and shuddered. Geoffrey Raymond was in a terrible way. Rang up Liverpool. But they wouldn’t tell him anything at the police station there. In fact, they said they hadn’t arrested Ralph at all. M r. Raymond insists that its all257 a mistakeawhat do they call it? canard of the newspapers. Ive forbidden it to be mentioned before the servant s. Such a terrible disgrace. Fancy if Flora had actually been married to him.

66Mrs. Ackroyd shut her eyes in anguish. I began to wonder how soon I should be able to deliver Poirot’s invitation.

67Before I had time to speak, Mrs. Ackroyd was off again.

68You were here yesterday, weren’t you, with that dreadful Inspector Raglan? Brute of a manhe terrified Flora into saying she took that money from poor Rogers room. And the matter was so simple, really. The dear child wanted to borrow a few pounds, didn’t like to disturb her uncle since hed given strict orders against it, but knowing where he kept his notes she went there and took what she needed.”

69Is that Floras account of the matter?” I asked.

70My dear doctor, you know what girls are nowadays. So easily acted on by suggestion. You, of course, know all about hypnosis and that sort of thing. The inspector shouts at her, says the wordstealover and over again, until the poor child gets an inhibitionor is it a complex?—I always mix up those two wordsand actually thinks herself that she has stolen the money. I saw at once how it was. But I cant be too thankful for the whole misunderstanding in one wayit seems to have brought those two togetherHector and Flora, I mean. And I assure you that I have been very much worried about Flora in the past: why, at one time I actually258 thought there was going to be some kind of understanding between her and young Raymond. Just think of it!” Mrs. Ackroyd’s voice rose in shrill horror. A private secretarywith practically no means of his own.”

71It would have been a severe blow to you,” I said. Now, Mrs. Ackroyd, Ive got a message for you from M. Hercule Poirot.”

72For me?”

73Mrs. Ackroyd looked quite alarmed.

74I hastened to reassure her, and I explained what Poirot wanted.

75Certainly,” said Mrs. Ackroyd rather doubtfully, “I suppose we must come if M. Poirot says so. But what is it all about? I like to know beforehand.”

76I assured the lady truthfully that I myself did not know any more than she did.

77Very well,” said Mrs. Ackroyd at last, rather grudgingly, “I will tell the others, and we will be there at nine oclock.”

78Thereupon I took my leave, and joined Poirot at the agreed meeting-place.

79Ive been longer than a quarter of an hour, Im afraid,” I remarked. But once that good lady starts talking its a matter of the utmost difficulty to get a word in edgeways.”

80It is of no matter,” said Poirot. Me, I have been well amused. This park is magnificent.”

81We set off homewards. When we arrived, to our great surprise Caroline, who had evidently been watching for us, herself opened the door.

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83She put her fingers to her lips. Her face was full of importance and excitement.

84Ursula Bourne,” she said, “the parlormaid from Fernly. Shes here! Ive put her in the dining-room. Shes in a terrible way, poor thing. Says she must see M. Poirot at once. Ive done all I could. Taken her a cup of hot tea. It really goes to ones heart to see any one in such a state.”

85In the dining-room?” asked Poirot.

86This way,” I said, and flung open the door.

87Ursula Bourne was sitting by the table. Her arms were spread out in front of her, and she had evidently just lifted her head from where it had been buried. Her eyes were red with weeping.

88Ursula Bourne,” I murmured.

89But Poirot went past me with outstretched hands.

90No,” he said, “that is not quite right, I think. It is not Ursula Bourne, is it, my childbut Ursula Paton? Mrs. Ralph Paton.”

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