33. Chapter XXXI. M. de Lorraine’s Jealousy.

Ten Years Later / 十年后

1The Duc d’Orleans uttered a cry of delight on perceiving the Chevalier de Lorraine. This is fortunate, indeed,” he said; “by what happy chance do I see you? Had you indeed disappeared, as every one assured me?”

2Yes, monseigneur.”

3A caprice?”

4I to venture upon caprices with your highness! The respect—”

5Put respect out of the way, for you fail in it every day. I absolve you; but why did you leave me?”

6Because I felt that I was of no further use to you.”

7Explain yourself.”

8Your highness has people about you who are far more amusing that I can ever be. I felt I was not strong enough to enter into contest with them, and I therefore withdrew.”

9This extreme diffidence shows a want of common sense. Who are those with whom you cannot contend? De Guiche?”

10I name no one.”

11This is absurd. Does De Guiche annoy you?”

12I do not say he does; do not force me to speak, however; you know very well that De Guiche is one of our best friends.”

13Who is it, then?”

14Excuse me, monseigneur, let us say no more about it.” The chevalier knew perfectly well that curiosity is excited in the same way as thirstby removing that which quenches it; or in other words, by denying an explanation.

15No, no,” said the prince; “I wish to know why you went away.”

16In that case, monseigneur, I will tell you; but do not get angry. I remarked that my presence was disagreeable.”

17To whom?”

18To Madame.”

19What do you mean?” said the duke in astonishment.

20It is simple enough; Madame is very probably jealous of the regard you are good enough to testify for me.”

21Has she shown it to you?”

22“Madame never addresses a syllable to me, particularly since a certain time.”

23Since what time?”

24Since the time when, M. de Guiche having made himself more agreeable to her than I could, she receives him at every and any hour.”

25The duke colored. At any hour, chevalier; what do you mean by that?”

26You see, your highness, I have already displeased you; I was quite sure I should.”

27I am not displeased; but what you say is rather startling. In what respect does Madame prefer De Guiche to you?”

28I shall say no more,” said the chevalier, saluting the prince ceremoniously.

29On the contrary, I require you to speak. If you withdraw on that account, you must indeed be very jealous.”

30One cannot help being jealous, monseigneur, when one loves. Is not your royal highness jealous of Madame? Would you not, if you saw some one always near Madame, and always treated with great favor, take umbrage at it? Ones friends are as ones lovers. Your highness has sometimes conferred the distinguished honor upon me of calling me your friend.”

31Yes, yes,; but you used a phrase which has a very equivocal significance; you are unfortunate in your phrases.”

32What phrase, monseigneur?”

33You said, ‘treated with great favor.’ What do you mean by favor?”

34Nothing can be more simple,” said the chevalier, with an expression of great frankness; “for instance, whenever a husband remarks that his wife summons such and such a man near her; whenever this man is always to be found by her side, or in attendance at the door of her carriage; whenever the bouquet of the one is always the same color as the ribbons of the other; when music and supper parties are held in private apartments; whenever a dead silence takes place immediately the husband makes his appearance in his wifes rooms; and when the husband suddenly finds that he has, as a companion, the most devoted and the kindest of men, who, a week before, was with him as little as possible; why, then—”

35Well, finish.”

36Why, then, I say, monseigneur, one possibly may get jealous. But all these details hardly apply; for our conversation had nothing to do with them.”

37The duke was evidently very much agitated, and seemed to struggle with himself a good deal. You have not told me,” he then remarked, “why you absented yourself. A little while ago you said it was from a fear of intruding; you added, even, that you had observed a disposition on Madame’s part to encourage De Guiche.”

38Pardon me, monseigneur, I did not say that.”

39You did, indeed.”

40Well, if I did say so, I observed nothing but what was very inoffensive.”

41At all events, you remarked something.”

42You embarrass me, monseigneur.”

43What does that matter? Answer me. If you speak the truth, why should you feel embarrassed?”

44I always speak the truth, monseigneur; but I also always hesitate when it is a question of repeating what others say.”

45Ah! repeat? It appears that it is talked about, then?”

46I acknowledge that others have spoken to me on the subject.”

47Who?” said the prince.

48The chevalier assumed almost an angry air, as he replied, “Monseigneur, you are subjecting me to cross-examination; you treat me as a criminal at the bar; the rumors which idly pass by a gentlemans ears do not remain there. Your highness wishes me to magnify rumors until it attains the importance of an event.”

49However,” said the duke, in great displeasure, “the fact remains that you withdrew on account of this report.”

50To speak the truth, others have talked to me of the attentions of M. de Guiche to Madame, nothing more; perfectly harmless, I repeat, and more than that, allowable. But do not be unjust, monseigneur, and do not attach any undue importance to it. It does not concern you.”

51M. de Guiche’s attentions to Madame do not concern me?”

52No, monseigneur; and what I say to you I would say to De Guiche himself, so little do I think of the attentions he pays Madame. Nay, I would say it even to Madame herself. Only you understand what I am afraid ofI am afraid of being thought jealous of the favor shown, when I am only jealous as far as friendship is concerned. I know your disposition; I know that when you bestow your affections you become exclusively attached. You love Madame—and who, indeed, would not love her? Follow me attentively as I proceed:—Madame has noticed among your friends the handsomest and most fascinating of them all; she will begin to influence you on his behalf in such a way that you will neglect the others. Your indifference would kill me; it is already bad enough to have to support Madame’s indifference. I have, therefore, made up my mind to give way to the favorite whose happiness I envy, even while I acknowledge my sincere friendship and sincere admiration for him. Well, monseigneur, do you see anything to object to in this reasoning? Is it not that of a man of honor? Is my conduct that of a sincere friend? Answer me, at least, after having so closely questioned me.”

53The duke had seated himself, with his head buried in his hands. After a silence long enough to enable the chevalier to judge the effect of this oratorical display, the duke arose, saying, “Come, be candid.”

54As I always am.”

55Very well. You know that we already observed something respecting that mad fellow, Buckingham.”

56Do not say anything against Madame, monseigneur, or I shall take my leave. It is impossible you can be suspicious of Madame?”

57No, no, chevalier; I do not suspect Madame; but in fact, I observeI compare—”

58“Buckingham was a madman, monseigneur.”

59A madman about whom, however, you opened my eyes thoroughly.”

60No, no,” said the chevalier, quickly; “it was not I who opened your eyes, it was De Guiche. Do not confound us, I beg.” And he began to laugh in so harsh a manner that it sounded like the hiss of a serpent.

61Yes, yes; I remember. You said a few words, but De Guiche showed the most jealousy.”

62I should think so,” continued the chevalier, in the same tone. He was fighting for home and altar.”

63What did you say?” said the duke, haughtily, thoroughly roused by this insidious jest.

64Am I not right? for does not M. de Guiche hold the chief post of honor in your household?”

65Well,” replied the duke, somewhat calmed, “had this passion of Buckingham been remarked?”

66Certainly.”

67Very well. Do people say that M. de Guiche’s is remarked as much?”

68Pardon me, monseigneur; you are again mistaken; no one says that M. de Guiche entertains anything of the sort.”

69Very good.”

70You see, monseigneur, that it would have been better, a hundred times better, to have left me in my retirement, than to have allowed you to conjure up, by aid of any scruples I may have had, suspicions which Madame will regard as crimes, and she would be in the right, too.”

71What would you do?”

72Act reasonably.”

73In what way?”

74I should not pay the slightest attention to the society of these new Epicurean philosophers; and, in that way, the rumors will cease.”

75Well, I will see; I will think it over.”

76Oh, you have time enough; the danger is not great; and then, besides, it is not a question of danger or of passion. It all arose from a fear I had to see your friendship for me decrease. From the very moment you restore it, with so kind an assurance of its existence, I have no longer any other idea in my head.”

77The duke shook his head as if he meant to say: “If you have no more ideas, I have, though.” It being now the dinner hour, the prince sent to inform Madame of it; but she returned a message to the effect that she could not be present, but would dine in her own apartment.

78That is not my fault,” said the duke. This morning, having taken them by surprise in the midst of a musical party, I got jealous; and so they are in the sulks with me.”

79We will dine alone,” said the chevalier, with a sigh; “I regret De Guiche is not here.”

80Oh! De Guiche will not remain long in the sulks; he is a very good-natured fellow.”

81“Monseigneur,” said the chevalier, suddenly, “an excellent idea has struck me, in our conversation just now. I may have exasperated your highness, and caused you some dissatisfaction. It is but fitting that I should be the mediator. I will go and look for the count, and bring him back with me.”

82Ah! chevalier, you are really a very good-natured fellow.”

83You say that as if you were surprised.”

84Well, you are not so tender-hearted every day.”

85That may be; but confess that I know how to repair a wrong I may have done.”

86I confess that.”

87Will your highness do me the favor to wait here a few minutes?”

88Willingly; be off, and I will try on my Fontainebleau costume.”

89The chevalier left the room, called his different attendant with the greatest care, as if he were giving them different orders. All went off in various directions; but he retained his valet de chambre. Ascertain, and immediately, too, of M. de Guiche is not in Madame’s apartments. How can one learn it?”

90Very easily, monsieur. I will ask Malicorne, who will find out from Mlle. de Montalais. I may as well tell you, however, that the inquiry will be useless; for all M. de Guiche’s attendants are gone, and he must have left with them.”

91Ascertain, nevertheless.”

92Ten minutes had hardly passed, when the valet returned. He beckoned his master mysteriously towards the servantsstaircase, and showed him into a small room with a window looking out upon the garden. What is the matter?” said the chevalier; “why so many precautions?”

93Look, monsieur,” said the valet, “look yonder, under the walnut-tree.”

94Ah?” said the chevalier. I see Manicamp there. What is he waiting for?”

95You will see in a moment, monsieur, if you wait patiently. There, do you see now?”

96I see one, two, four musicians with their instruments, and behind them, urging them on, De Guiche himself. What is he doing there, though?”

97He is waiting until the little door of the staircase, belonging to the ladies of honor, is opened; by that staircase he will ascend to Madame’s apartments, where some new pieces of music are going to be performed during dinner.”

98This is admirable news you tell me.”

99Is it not, monsieur?”

100Was it M. de Malicorne who told you this?”

101Yes, monsieur.”

102He likes you, then?”

103No, monsieur, it is Monsieur that he likes.”

104Why?”

105Because he wishes to belong to his household.”

106And most certainly he shall. How much did he give you for that?”

107The secret which I now dispose of to you, monsieur.”

108And which I buy for a hundred pistoles. Take them.”

109Thank you, monsieur. Look, look, the little door opens; a woman admits the musicians.”

110It is Montalais.”

111Hush, monseigneur; do not call out her name; whoever says Montalais says Malicorne. If you quarrel with the one, you will be on bad terms with the other.”

112Very well; I have seen nothing.”

113And I,” said the valet, pocketing the purse, “have received nothing.”

114The chevalier, being now certain that Guiche had entered, returned to the prince, whom he found splendidly dressed and radiant with joy, as with good looks. I am told,” he exclaimed, “that the king has taken the sun as his device; really, monseigneur, it is you whom this device would best suit.”

115Where is De Guiche?”

116He cannot be found. He has fledhas evaporated entirely. Your scolding of this morning terrified him. He could not be found in his apartments.”

117Bah! the hair-brained fellow is capable of setting off post-haste to his own estates. Poor man! we will recall him. Come, let us dine now.”

118“Monseigneur, to-day is a very festival of ideas; I have another.”

119What is it?”

120“Madame is angry with you, and she has reason to be so. You owe her revenge; go and dine with her.”

121Oh! that would be acting like a weak and whimsical husband.”

122It is the duty of a good husband to do so. The princess is no doubt wearied enough; she will be weeping in her plate, and here eyes will get quite red. A husband who is the cause of his wifes eyes getting red is an odious creature. Come, monseigneur, come.”

123I cannot; for I have directed dinner to be served here.”

124Yet see, monseigneur, how dull we shall be; I shall be low-spirited because I know that Madame will be alone; you, hard and savage as you wish to appear, will be sighing all the while. Take me with you to Madame’s dinner, and that will be a delightful surprise. I am sure we shall be very merry; you were in the wrong this morning.”

125Well, perhaps I was.”

126There is no perhaps at all, for it is a fact you were so.”

127“Chevalier, chevalier, your advice is not good.”

128Nay, my advice is good; all the advantages are on your own side. Your violet-colored suit, embroidered with gold, becomes you admirably. Madame will be as much vanquished by the man as by the action. Come, monseigneur.”

129You decide me; let us go.”

130The duke left his room, accompanied by the chevalier and went towards Madame’s apartments. The chevalier hastily whispered to the valet, “Be sure there are some people before that little door, so that no one can escape in that direction. Run, run!” And he followed the duke towards the ante-chambers of Madame’s suite of apartments, and when the ushers were about to announce them, the chevalier said, laughing, “His highness wishes to surprise Madame.”