46. Chapter 13 GIVE A DOG A BAD NAME, AND HANG HIM

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1Fascination Fledgeby, left alone in the counting-house, strolled about with his hat on one side, whistling, and investigating the drawers, and prying here and there for any small evidences of his being cheated, but could find none. Not his merit that he dont cheat me,’ was Mr Fledgeby’s commentary delivered with a wink, ‘but my precaution.’ He then with a lazy grandeur asserted his rights as lord of Pubsey and Co. by poking his cane at the stools and boxes, and spitting in the fireplace, and so loitered royally to the window and looked out into the narrow street, with his small eyes just peering over the top of Pubsey and Co. s blind. As a blind in more senses than one, it reminded him that he was alone in the counting-house with the front door open. He was moving away to shut it, lest he should be injudiciously identified with the establishment, when he was stopped by some one coming to the door.

2This some one was the dollsdressmaker, with a little basket on her arm, and her crutch stick in her hand. Her keen eyes had espied Mr Fledgeby before Mr Fledgeby had espied her, and he was paralysed in his purpose of shutting her out, not so much by her approaching the door, as by her favouring him with a shower of nods, the instant he saw her. This advantage she improved by hobbling up the steps with such despatch that before Mr Fledgeby could take measures for her finding nobody at home, she was face to face with him in the counting-house.

3Hope I see you well, sir,’ said Miss Wren. Mr Riah in?’

4Fledgeby had dropped into a chair, in the attitude of one waiting wearily. I suppose he will be back soon,’ he replied; ‘he has cut out and left me expecting him back, in an odd way. Havent I seen you before?’

5Once beforeif you had your eyesight,’ replied Miss Wren; the conditional clause in an under-tone.

6When you were carrying on some games up at the top of the house. I remember. Hows your friend?

7I have more friends than one, sir, I hope,’ replied Miss Wren. Which friend?’

8Never mind,’ said Mr Fledgeby, shutting up one eye, ‘any of your friends, all your friends. Are they pretty tolerable?’

9Somewhat confounded, Miss Wren parried the pleasantry, and sat down in a corner behind the door, with her basket in her lap. By-and-by, she said, breaking a long and patient silence:

10I beg your pardon, sir, but I am used to find Mr Riah at this time, and so I generally come at this time. I only want to buy my poor little two shillingsworth of waste. Perhaps youll kindly let me have it, and Ill trot off to my work.

11I let you have it? said Fledgeby, turning his head towards her; for he had been sitting blinking at the light, and feeling his cheek. Why, you dont really suppose that I have anything to do with the place, or the business; do you?’

12Suppose? exclaimed Miss Wren. He said, that day, you were the master!’

13The old cock in black said? Riah said? Why, hed say anything.

14Well; but you said so too,’ returned Miss Wren. Or at least you took on like the master, and didn’t contradict him.’

15One of his dodges,’ said Mr Fledgeby, with a cool and contemptuous shrug. ‘Hes made of dodges. He said to me, “Come up to the top of the house, sir, and Ill show you a handsome girl. But I shall call you the master.” So I went up to the top of the house and he showed me the handsome girl (very well worth looking at she was), and I was called the master. I dont know why. I dare say he dont. He loves a dodge for its own sake; being,’ added Mr Fledgeby, after casting about for an expressive phrase, ‘the dodgerest of all the dodgers.’

16Oh my head! cried the dollsdressmaker, holding it with both her hands, as if it were cracking. You cant mean what you say.’

17I can, my little woman, retorted Fledgeby, ‘and I do, I assure you.’

18This repudiation was not only an act of deliberate policy on Fledgeby’s part, in case of his being surprised by any other caller, but was also a retort upon Miss Wren for her over-sharpness, and a pleasant instance of his humour as regarded the old Jew. He has got a bad name as an old Jew, and he is paid for the use of it, and Ill have my moneys worth out of him.’ This was Fledgeby’s habitual reflection in the way of business, and it was sharpened just now by the old mans presuming to have a secret from him: though of the secret itself, as annoying somebody else whom he disliked, he by no means disapproved.

19Miss Wren with a fallen countenance sat behind the door looking thoughtfully at the ground, and the long and patient silence had again set in for some time, when the expression of Mr Fledgeby’s face betokened that through the upper portion of the door, which was of glass, he saw some one faltering on the brink of the counting-house. Presently there was a rustle and a tap, and then some more rustling and another tap. Fledgeby taking no notice, the door was at length softly opened, and the dried face of a mild little elderly gentleman looked in.

20Mr Riah? said this visitor, very politely.

21I am waiting for him, sir,’ returned Mr Fledgeby. He went out and left me here. I expect him back every minute. Perhaps you had better take a chair.’

22The gentleman took a chair, and put his hand to his forehead, as if he were in a melancholy frame of mind. Mr Fledgeby eyed him aside, and seemed to relish his attitude.

23A fine day, sir,’ remarked Fledgeby.

24The little dried gentleman was so occupied with his own depressed reflections that he did not notice the remark until the sound of Mr Fledgeby’s voice had died out of the counting-house. Then he started, and said: ‘I beg your pardon, sir. I fear you spoke to me?’

25I said,’ remarked Fledgeby, a little louder than before, ‘it was a fine day.’

26I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon. Yes.

27Again the little dried gentleman put his hand to his forehead, and again Mr Fledgeby seemed to enjoy his doing it. When the gentleman changed his attitude with a sigh, Fledgeby spake with a grin.

28Mr Twemlow, I think?

29The dried gentleman seemed much surprised.

30Had the pleasure of dining with you at Lammle’s,’ said Fledgeby. Even have the honour of being a connexion of yours. An unexpected sort of place this to meet in; but one never knows, when one gets into the City, what people one may knock up against. I hope you have your health, and are enjoying yourself.’

31There might have been a touch of impertinence in the last words; on the other hand, it might have been but the native grace of Mr Fledgeby’s manner. Mr Fledgeby sat on a stool with a foot on the rail of another stool, and his hat on. Mr Twemlow had uncovered on looking in at the door, and remained so. Now the conscientious Twemlow, knowing what he had done to thwart the gracious Fledgeby, was particularly disconcerted by this encounter. He was as ill at ease as a gentleman well could be. He felt himself bound to conduct himself stiffly towards Fledgeby, and he made him a distant bow. Fledgeby made his small eyes smaller in taking special note of his manner. The dollsdressmaker sat in her corner behind the door, with her eyes on the ground and her hands folded on her basket, holding her crutch-stick between them, and appearing to take no heed of anything.

32Hes a long time,’ muttered Mr Fledgeby, looking at his watch. What time may you make it, Mr Twemlow?’

33Mr Twemlow made it ten minutes past twelve, sir.

34As near as a toucher,’ assented Fledgeby. I hope, Mr Twemlow, your business here may be of a more agreeable character than mine.’

35Thank you, sir,’ said Mr Twemlow.

36Fledgeby again made his small eyes smaller, as he glanced with great complacency at Twemlow, who was timorously tapping the table with a folded letter.

37What I know of Mr Riah,’ said Fledgeby, with a very disparaging utterance of his name, ‘leads me to believe that this is about the shop for disagreeable business. I have always found him the bitingest and tightest screw in London.’

38Mr Twemlow acknowledged the remark with a little distant bow. It evidently made him nervous.

39So much so,’ pursued Fledgeby, ‘that if it wasn’t to be true to a friend, nobody should catch me waiting here a single minute. But if you have friends in adversity, stand by them. Thats what I say and act up to.’

40The equitable Twemlow felt that this sentiment, irrespective of the utterer, demanded his cordial assent. You are very right, sir,’ he rejoined with spirit. You indicate the generous and manly course.’

41Glad to have your approbation,’ returned Fledgeby. Its a coincidence, Mr Twemlow;’ here he descended from his perch, and sauntered towards him; ‘that the friends I am standing by to-day are the friends at whose house I met you! The Lammles. Shes a very taking and agreeable woman?’

42Conscience smote the gentle Twemlow pale. Yes,’ he said. She is.’

43And when she appealed to me this morning, to come and try what I could do to pacify their creditor, this Mr Riah—that I certainly have gained some little influence with in transacting business for another friend, but nothing like so much as she supposesand when a woman like that spoke to me as her dearest Mr Fledgeby, and shed tearswhy what could I do, you know?

44Twemlow gaspedNothing but come.’

45Nothing but come. And so I came. But why,’ said Fledgeby, putting his hands in his pockets and counterfeiting deep meditation, ‘why Riah should have started up, when I told him that the Lammles entreated him to hold over a Bill of Sale he has on all their effects; and why he should have cut out, saying he would be back directly; and why he should have left me here alone so long; I cannot understand.’

46The chivalrous Twemlow, Knight of the Simple Heart, was not in a condition to offer any suggestion. He was too penitent, too remorseful. For the first time in his life he had done an underhanded action, and he had done wrong. He had secretly interposed against this confiding young man, for no better real reason than because the young mans ways were not his ways.

47But, the confiding young man proceeded to heap coals of fire on his sensitive head.

48I beg your pardon, Mr Twemlow; you see I am acquainted with the nature of the affairs that are transacted here. Is there anything I can do for you here? You have always been brought up as a gentleman, and never as a man of business;’ another touch of possible impertinence in this place; ‘and perhaps you are but a poor man of business. What else is to be expected!’

49I am even a poorer man of business than I am a man, sir,’ returned Twemlow, ‘and I could hardly express my deficiency in a stronger way. I really do not so much as clearly understand my position in the matter on which I am brought here. But there are reasons which make me very delicate of accepting your assistance. I am greatly, greatly, disinclined to profit by it. I dont deserve it.’

50Good childish creature! Condemned to a passage through the world by such narrow little dimly-lighted ways, and picking up so few specks or spots on the road!

51Perhaps,’ said Fledgeby, ‘you may be a little proud of entering on the topic,—having been brought up as a gentleman.’

52Its not that, sir,’ returned Twemlow, ‘its not that. I hope I distinguish between true pride and false pride.’

53I have no pride at all, myself,’ said Fledgeby, ‘and perhaps I dont cut things so fine as to know one from tother. But I know this is a place where even a man of business needs his wits about him; and if mine can be of any use to you here, youre welcome to them.’

54You are very good,’ said Twemlow, faltering. But I am most unwilling—’

55I dont, you know,’ proceeded Fledgeby with an ill-favoured glance, ‘entertain the vanity of supposing that my wits could be of any use to you in society, but they might be here. You cultivate society and society cultivates you, but Mr Riah’s not society. In society, Mr Riah is kept dark; eh, Mr Twemlow?’

56Twemlow, much disturbed, and with his hand fluttering about his forehead, replied: ‘Quite true.’

57The confiding young man besought him to state his case. The innocent Twemlow, expecting Fledgeby to be astounded by what he should unfold, and not for an instant conceiving the possibility of its happening every day, but treating of it as a terrible phenomenon occurring in the course of ages, related how that he had had a deceased friend, a married civil officer with a family, who had wanted money for change of place or change of post, and how he, Twemlow, hadgiven him his name,’ with the usual, but in the eyes of Twemlow almost incredible result that he had been left to repay what he had never had. How, in the course of years, he had reduced the principal by trifling sums, ‘having,’ said Twemlow, ‘always to observe great economy, being in the enjoyment of a fixed income limited in extent, and that depending on the munificence of a certain nobleman,’ and had always pinched the full interest out of himself with punctual pinches. How he had come, in course of time, to look upon this one only debt of his life as a regular quarterly drawback, and no worse, whenhis namehad some way fallen into the possession of Mr Riah, who had sent him notice to redeem it by paying up in full, in one plump sum, or take tremendous consequences. This, with hazy remembrances of how he had been carried to some office toconfess judgment’ (as he recollected the phrase), and how he had been carried to another office where his life was assured for somebody not wholly unconnected with the sherry trade whom he remembered by the remarkable circumstance that he had a Straduarius violin to dispose of, and also a Madonna, formed the sum and substance of Mr Twemlow’s narrative. Through which stalked the shadow of the awful Snigsworth, eyed afar off by money-lenders as Security in the Mist, and menacing Twemlow with his baronial truncheon.

58To all, Mr Fledgeby listened with the modest gravity becoming a confiding young man who knew it all beforehand, and, when it was finished, seriously shook his head. I dont like, Mr Twemlow,’ said Fledgeby, ‘I dont like Riah’s calling in the principal. If hes determined to call it in, it must come.’

59But supposing, sir,’ said Twemlow, downcast, ‘that it cant come?’

60Then,’ retorted Fledgeby, ‘you must go, you know.’

61Where? asked Twemlow, faintly.

62To prison,’ returned Fledgeby. Whereat Mr Twemlow leaned his innocent head upon his hand, and moaned a little moan of distress and disgrace.

63However,’ said Fledgeby, appearing to pluck up his spirits, ‘well hope its not so bad as that comes to. If youll allow me, Ill mention to Mr Riah when he comes in, who you are, and Ill tell him youre my friend, and Ill say my say for you, instead of your saying it for yourself; I may be able to do it in a more business-like way. You wont consider it a liberty?’

64I thank you again and again, sir,’ said Twemlow. I am strong, strongly, disinclined to avail myself of your generosity, though my helplessness yields. For I cannot but feel that Ito put it in the mildest form of speechthat I have done nothing to deserve it.’

65Where can he be? muttered Fledgeby, referring to his watch again. What can he have gone out for? Did you ever see him, Mr Twemlow?’

66Never.

67He is a thorough Jew to look at, but he is a more thorough Jew to deal with. Hes worst when hes quiet. If hes quiet, I shall take it as a very bad sign. Keep your eye upon him when he comes in, and, if hes quiet, dont be hopeful. Here he is! He looks quiet.

68With these words, which had the effect of causing the harmless Twemlow painful agitation, Mr Fledgeby withdrew to his former post, and the old man entered the counting-house.

69Why, Mr Riah,’ said Fledgeby, ‘I thought you were lost!’

70The old man, glancing at the stranger, stood stock-still. He perceived that his master was leading up to the orders he was to take, and he waited to understand them.

71I really thought,’ repeated Fledgeby slowly, ‘that you were lost, Mr Riah. Why, now I look at youbut no, you cant have done it; no, you cant have done it!’

72Hat in hand, the old man lifted his head, and looked distressfully at Fledgeby as seeking to know what new moral burden he was to bear.

73You cant have rushed out to get the start of everybody else, and put in that bill of sale at Lammle’s? said Fledgeby. Say you havent, Mr Riah.’

74Sir, I have,’ replied the old man in a low voice.

75Oh my eye! cried Fledgeby. Tut, tut, tut! Dear, dear, dear! Well! I knew you were a hard customer, Mr Riah, but I never thought you were as hard as that.’

76Sir,’ said the old man, with great uneasiness, ‘I do as I am directed. I am not the principal here. I am but the agent of a superior, and I have no choice, no power.’

77Dont say so,’ retorted Fledgeby, secretly exultant as the old man stretched out his hands, with a shrinking action of defending himself against the sharp construction of the two observers. Dont play the tune of the trade, Mr Riah. Youve a right to get in your debts, if youre determined to do it, but dont pretend what every one in your line regularly pretends. At least, dont do it to me. Why should you, Mr Riah? You know I know all about you.’

78The old man clasped the skirt of his long coat with his disengaged hand, and directed a wistful look at Fledgeby.

79And dont,’ said Fledgeby, ‘dont, I entreat you as a favour, Mr Riah, be so devilish meek, for I know whatll follow if you are. Look here, Mr Riah. This gentleman is Mr Twemlow.’

80The Jew turned to him and bowed. That poor lamb bowed in return; polite, and terrified.

81I have made such a failure,’ proceeded Fledgeby, ‘in trying to do anything with you for my friend Lammle, that Ive hardly a hope of doing anything with you for my friend (and connexion indeed) Mr Twemlow. But I do think that if you would do a favour for anybody, you would for me, and I wont fail for want of trying, and Ive passed my promise to Mr Twemlow besides. Now, Mr Riah, here is Mr Twemlow. Always good for his interest, always coming up to time, always paying his little way. Now, why should you press Mr Twemlow? You cant have any spite against Mr Twemlow! Why not be easy with Mr Twemlow?’

82The old man looked into Fledgeby’s little eyes for any sign of leave to be easy with Mr Twemlow; but there was no sign in them.

83Mr Twemlow is no connexion of yours, Mr Riah,’ said Fledgeby; ‘you cant want to be even with him for having through life gone in for a gentleman and hung on to his Family. If Mr Twemlow has a contempt for business, what can it matter to you?’

84But pardon me,’ interposed the gentle victim, ‘I have not. I should consider it presumption.’

85There, Mr Riah! said Fledgeby, ‘isn’t that handsomely said? Come! Make terms with me for Mr Twemlow.’

86The old man looked again for any sign of permission to spare the poor little gentleman. No. Mr Fledgeby meant him to be racked.

87I am very sorry, Mr Twemlow,’ said Riah. I have my instructions. I am invested with no authority for diverging from them. The money must be paid.’

88In full and slap down, do you mean, Mr Riah? asked Fledgeby, to make things quite explicit.

89In full, sir, and at once,’ was Riah’s answer.

90Mr Fledgeby shook his head deploringly at Twemlow, and mutely expressed in reference to the venerable figure standing before him with eyes upon the ground: ‘What a Monster of an Israelite this is!’

91Mr Riah,’ said Fledgeby.

92The old man lifted up his eyes once more to the little eyes in Mr Fledgeby’s head, with some reviving hope that the sign might be coming yet.

93Mr Riah, its of no use my holding back the fact. Theres a certain great party in the background in Mr Twemlow’s case, and you know it.

94I know it,’ the old man admitted.

95Now, Ill put it as a plain point of business, Mr Riah. Are you fully determined (as a plain point of business) either to have that said great partys security, or that said great partys money?

96Fully determined,’ answered Riah, as he read his masters face, and learnt the book.

97Not at all caring for, and indeed as it seems to me rather enjoying,’ said Fledgeby, with peculiar unction, ‘the precious kick-up and row that will come off between Mr Twemlow and the said great party?’

98This required no answer, and received none. Poor Mr Twemlow, who had betrayed the keenest mental terrors since his noble kinsman loomed in the perspective, rose with a sigh to take his departure. I thank you very much, sir,’ he said, offering Fledgeby his feverish hand. You have done me an unmerited service. Thank you, thank you!’

99Dont mention it,’ answered Fledgeby. Its a failure so far, but Ill stay behind, and take another touch at Mr Riah.’

100Do not deceive yourself Mr Twemlow,’ said the Jew, then addressing him directly for the first time. There is no hope for you. You must expect no leniency here. You must pay in full, and you cannot pay too promptly, or you will be put to heavy charges. Trust nothing to me, sir. Money, money, money.’ When he had said these words in an emphatic manner, he acknowledged Mr Twemlow’s still polite motion of his head, and that amiable little worthy took his departure in the lowest spirits.

101Fascination Fledgeby was in such a merry vein when the counting-house was cleared of him, that he had nothing for it but to go to the window, and lean his arms on the frame of the blind, and have his silent laugh out, with his back to his subordinate. When he turned round again with a composed countenance, his subordinate still stood in the same place, and the dollsdressmaker sat behind the door with a look of horror.

102Halloa! cried Mr Fledgeby, ‘youre forgetting this young lady, Mr Riah, and she has been waiting long enough too. Sell her her waste, please, and give her good measure if you can make up your mind to do the liberal thing for once.’

103He looked on for a time, as the Jew filled her little basket with such scraps as she was used to buy; but, his merry vein coming on again, he was obliged to turn round to the window once more, and lean his arms on the blind.

104There, my Cinderella dear,’ said the old man in a whisper, and with a worn-out look, ‘the baskets full now. Bless you! And get you gone!’

105Dont call me your Cinderella dear,’ returned Miss Wren. O you cruel godmother!’

106She shook that emphatic little forefinger of hers in his face at parting, as earnestly and reproachfully as she had ever shaken it at her grim old child at home.

107You are not the godmother at all! said she. You are the Wolf in the Forest, the wicked Wolf! And if ever my dear Lizzie is sold and betrayed, I shall know who sold and betrayed her!’