26. Chapter 9 IN WHICH THE ORPHAN MAKES HIS WILL

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1The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footman who communicated this intelligence made a decent pause before uttering the name, to express that it was forced on his reluctance by the youth in question, and that if the youth had had the good sense and good taste to inherit some other name it would have spared the feelings of him the bearer.

2Mrs Boffin will be very well pleased,’ said the Secretary in a perfectly composed way. Show him in.’

3Mr Sloppy being introduced, remained close to the door: revealing in various parts of his form many surprising, confounding, and incomprehensible buttons.

4I am glad to see you,’ said John Rokesmith, in a cheerful tone of welcome. I have been expecting you.’

5Sloppy explained that he had meant to come before, but that the Orphan (of whom he made mention as Our Johnny) had been ailing, and he had waited to report him well.

6Then he is well now? said the Secretary.

7No he ain’t,’ said Sloppy.

8Mr Sloppy having shaken his head to a considerable extent, proceeded to remark that he thought Johnnymust have tookem from the Minders.’ Being asked what he meant, he answered, them that come out upon him and partickler his chest. Being requested to explain himself, he stated that there was some ofem wot you couldn’t kiver with a sixpence. Pressed to fall back upon a nominative case, he opined that they wos about as red as ever red could be. ‘But as long as they strikes out’ards, sir,’ continued Sloppy, ‘they ain’t so much. Its their striking in’ards thats to be kep off.’

9John Rokesmith hoped the child had had medical attendance? Oh yes, said Sloppy, he had been took to the doctors shop once. And what did the doctor call it? Rokesmith asked him. After some perplexed reflection, Sloppy answered, brightening, ‘He called it something as wos wery long for spots.’ Rokesmith suggested measles. No,’ said Sloppy with confidence, ‘ever so much longer than them, sir!’ (Mr Sloppy was elevated by this fact, and seemed to consider that it reflected credit on the poor little patient.)

10Mrs Boffin will be sorry to hear this,’ said Rokesmith.

11Mrs Higden said so, sir, when she kep it from her, hoping as Our Johnny would work round.

12But I hope he will? said Rokesmith, with a quick turn upon the messenger.

13I hope so,’ answered Sloppy. It all depends on their striking in’ards.’ He then went on to say that whether Johnny hadtookemfrom the Minders, or whether the Minders hadtookem from Johnny, the Minders had been sent home and hadgotem.’ Furthermore, that Mrs Higden’s days and nights being devoted to Our Johnny, who was never out of her lap, the whole of the mangling arrangements had devolved upon himself, and he had had ‘rayther a tight time’. The ungainly piece of honesty beamed and blushed as he said it, quite enraptured with the remembrance of having been serviceable.

14Last night,’ said Sloppy, ‘when I was a-turning at the wheel pretty late, the mangle seemed to go like Our Johnnys breathing. It begun beautiful, then as it went out it shook a little and got unsteady, then as it took the turn to come home it had a rattle-like and lumbered a bit, then it come smooth, and so it went on till I scarce knowd which was mangle and which was Our Johnny. Nor Our Johnny, he scarce knowd either, for sometimes when the mangle lumbers he says, “Me choking, Granny!” and Mrs Higden holds him up in her lap and says to meBide a bit, Sloppy,” and we all stops together. And when Our Johnny gets his breathing again, I turns again, and we all goes on together.’

15Sloppy had gradually expanded with his description into a stare and a vacant grin. He now contracted, being silent, into a half-repressed gush of tears, and, under pretence of being heated, drew the under part of his sleeve across his eyes with a singularly awkward, laborious, and roundabout smear.

16This is unfortunate,’ said Rokesmith. I must go and break it to Mrs Boffin. Stay you here, Sloppy.’

17Sloppy stayed there, staring at the pattern of the paper on the wall, until the Secretary and Mrs Boffin came back together. And with Mrs Boffin was a young lady (Miss Bella Wilfer by name) who was better worth staring at, it occurred to Sloppy, than the best of wall-papering.

18Ah, my poor dear pretty little John Harmon! exclaimed Mrs Boffin.

19Yes mum,’ said the sympathetic Sloppy.

20You dont think he is in a very, very bad way, do you? asked the pleasant creature with her wholesome cordiality.

21Put upon his good faith, and finding it in collision with his inclinations, Sloppy threw back his head and uttered a mellifluous howl, rounded off with a sniff.

22So bad as that! cried Mrs Boffin. And Betty Higden not to tell me of it sooner!’

23I think she might have been mistrustful, mum,’ answered Sloppy, hesitating.

24Of what, for Heavens sake?

25I think she might have been mistrustful, mum,’ returned Sloppy with submission, ‘of standing in Our Johnnys light. Theres so much trouble in illness, and so much expense, and shes seen such a lot of its being objected to.’

26But she never can have thought,’ said Mrs Boffin, ‘that I would grudge the dear child anything?’

27No mum, but she might have thought (as a habit-like) of its standing in Johnnys light, and might have tried to bring him through it unbeknownst.

28Sloppy knew his ground well. To conceal herself in sickness, like a lower animal; to creep out of sight and coil herself away and die; had become this womans instinct. To catch up in her arms the sick child who was dear to her, and hide it as if it were a criminal, and keep off all ministration but such as her own ignorant tenderness and patience could supply, had become this womans idea of maternal love, fidelity, and duty. The shameful accounts we read, every week in the Christian year, my lords and gentlemen and honourable boards, the infamous records of small official inhumanity, do not pass by the people as they pass by us. And hence these irrational, blind, and obstinate prejudices, so astonishing to our magnificence, and having no more reason in themGod save the Queen and Confound their politicsno, than smoke has in coming from fire!

29Its not a right place for the poor child to stay in,’ said Mrs Boffin. Tell us, dear Mr Rokesmith, what to do for the best.’

30He had already thought what to do, and the consultation was very short. He could pave the way, he said, in half an hour, and then they would go down to Brentford. Pray take me,’ said Bella. Therefore a carriage was ordered, of capacity to take them all, and in the meantime Sloppy was regaled, feasting alone in the Secretarys room, with a complete realization of that fairy visionmeat, beer, vegetables, and pudding. In consequence of which his buttons became more importunate of public notice than before, with the exception of two or three about the region of the waistband, which modestly withdrew into a creasy retirement.

31Punctual to the time, appeared the carriage and the Secretary. He sat on the box, and Mr Sloppy graced the rumble. So, to the Three Magpies as before: where Mrs Boffin and Miss Bella were handed out, and whence they all went on foot to Mrs Betty Higden’s.

32But, on the way down, they had stopped at a toy-shop, and had bought that noble charger, a description of whose points and trappings had on the last occasion conciliated the then worldly-minded orphan, and also a Noahs ark, and also a yellow bird with an artificial voice in him, and also a military doll so well dressed that if he had only been of life-size his brother-officers in the Guards might never have found him out. Bearing these gifts, they raised the latch of Betty Higden’s door, and saw her sitting in the dimmest and furthest corner with poor Johnny in her lap.

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35And hows my boy, Betty? asked Mrs Boffin, sitting down beside her.

36Hes bad! Hes bad! said Betty. I begin to be afeerd hell not be yours any more than mine. All others belonging to him have gone to the Power and the Glory, and I have a mind that theyre drawing him to themleading him away.’

37No, no, no,’ said Mrs Boffin.

38I dont know why else he clenches his little hand as if it had hold of a finger that I cant see. Look at it,’ said Betty, opening the wrappers in which the flushed child lay, and showing his small right hand lying closed upon his breast. Its always so. It dont mind me.’

39Is he asleep?

40No, I think not. Youre not asleep, my Johnny?

41No,’ said Johnny, with a quiet air of pity for himself; and without opening his eyes.

42Heres the lady, Johnny. And the horse.

43Johnny could bear the lady, with complete indifference, but not the horse. Opening his heavy eyes, he slowly broke into a smile on beholding that splendid phenomenon, and wanted to take it in his arms. As it was much too big, it was put upon a chair where he could hold it by the mane and contemplate it. Which he soon forgot to do.

44But, Johnny murmuring something with his eyes closed, and Mrs Boffin not knowing what, old Betty bent her ear to listen and took pains to understand. Being asked by her to repeat what he had said, he did so two or three times, and then it came out that he must have seen more than they supposed when he looked up to see the horse, for the murmur was, ‘Who is the boofer lady?’ Now, the boofer, or beautiful, lady was Bella; and whereas this notice from the poor baby would have touched her of itself; it was rendered more pathetic by the late melting of her heart to her poor little father, and their joke about the lovely woman. So, Bellas behaviour was very tender and very natural when she kneeled on the brick floor to clasp the child, and when the child, with a childs admiration of what is young and pretty, fondled the boofer lady.

45Now, my good dear Betty,’ said Mrs Boffin, hoping that she saw her opportunity, and laying her hand persuasively on her arm; ‘we have come to remove Johnny from this cottage to where he can be taken better care of.’

46Instantly, and before another word could be spoken, the old woman started up with blazing eyes, and rushed at the door with the sick child.

47Stand away from me every one of ye! she cried out wildly. I see what ye mean now. Let me go my way, all of ye. Id sooner kill the Pretty, and kill myself!’

48Stay, stay! said Rokesmith, soothing her. You dont understand.’

49I understand too well. I know too much about it, sir. Ive run from it too many a year. No! Never for me, nor for the child, while theres water enough in England to cover us!

50The terror, the shame, the passion of horror and repugnance, firing the worn face and perfectly maddening it, would have been a quite terrible sight, if embodied in one old fellow-creature alone. Yet itcrops up’—as our slang goesmy lords and gentlemen and honourable boards, in other fellow-creatures, rather frequently!

51Its been chasing me all my life, but it shall never take me nor mine alive! cried old Betty. Ive done with ye. Id have fastened door and window and starved out, afore Id ever have let ye in, if I had known what ye came for!’

52But, catching sight of Mrs Boffins wholesome face, she relented, and crouching down by the door and bending over her burden to hush it, said humbly: ‘Maybe my fears has put me wrong. If they have so, tell me, and the good Lord forgive me! Im quick to take this fright, I know, and my head is summ’at light with wearying and watching.’

53There, there, there! returned Mrs Boffin. Come, come! Say no more of it, Betty. It was a mistake, a mistake. Any one of us might have made it in your place, and felt just as you do.’

54The Lord bless ye! said the old woman, stretching out her hand.

55Now, see, Betty,’ pursued the sweet compassionate soul, holding the hand kindly, ‘what I really did mean, and what I should have begun by saying out, if I had only been a little wiser and handier. We want to move Johnny to a place where there are none but children; a place set up on purpose for sick children; where the good doctors and nurses pass their lives with children, talk to none but children, touch none but children, comfort and cure none but children.’

56Is there really such a place? asked the old woman, with a gaze of wonder.

57Yes, Betty, on my word, and you shall see it. If my home was a better place for the dear boy, Id take him to it; but indeed indeed its not.

58You shall take him,’ returned Betty, fervently kissing the comforting hand, ‘where you will, my deary. I am not so hard, but that I believe your face and voice, and I will, as long as I can see and hear.’

59This victory gained, Rokesmith made haste to profit by it, for he saw how woefully time had been lost. He despatched Sloppy to bring the carriage to the door; caused the child to be carefully wrapped up; bade old Betty get her bonnet on; collected the toys, enabling the little fellow to comprehend that his treasures were to be transported with him; and had all things prepared so easily that they were ready for the carriage as soon as it appeared, and in a minute afterwards were on their way. Sloppy they left behind, relieving his overcharged breast with a paroxysm of mangling.

60At the Childrens Hospital, the gallant steed, the Noahs ark, yellow bird, and the officer in the Guards, were made as welcome as their child-owner. But the doctor said aside to Rokesmith, ‘This should have been days ago. Too late!’

61However, they were all carried up into a fresh airy room, and there Johnny came to himself, out of a sleep or a swoon or whatever it was, to find himself lying in a little quiet bed, with a little platform over his breast, on which were already arranged, to give him heart and urge him to cheer up, the Noahs ark, the noble steed, and the yellow bird; with the officer in the Guards doing duty over the whole, quite as much to the satisfaction of his country as if he had been upon Parade. And at the beds head was a coloured picture beautiful to see, representing as it were another Johnny seated on the knee of some Angel surely who loved little children. And, marvellous fact, to lie and stare at: Johnny had become one of a little family, all in little quiet beds (except two playing dominoes in little arm-chairs at a little table on the hearth): and on all the little beds were little platforms whereon were to be seen dollshouses, woolly dogs with mechanical barks in them not very dissimilar from the artificial voice pervading the bowels of the yellow bird, tin armies, Moorish tumblers, wooden tea things, and the riches of the earth.

62As Johnny murmured something in his placid admiration, the ministering women at his beds head asked him what he said. It seemed that he wanted to know whether all these were brothers and sisters of his? So they told him yes. It seemed then, that he wanted to know whether God had brought them all together there? So they told him yes again. They made out then, that he wanted to know whether they would all get out of pain? So they answered yes to that question likewise, and made him understand that the reply included himself.

63Johnnys powers of sustaining conversation were as yet so very imperfectly developed, even in a state of health, that in sickness they were little more than monosyllabic. But, he had to be washed and tended, and remedies were applied, and though those offices were far, far more skilfully and lightly done than ever anything had been done for him in his little life, so rough and short, they would have hurt and tired him but for an amazing circumstance which laid hold of his attention. This was no less than the appearance on his own little platform in pairs, of All Creation, on its way into his own particular ark: the elephant leading, and the fly, with a diffident sense of his size, politely bringing up the rear. A very little brother lying in the next bed with a broken leg, was so enchanted by this spectacle that his delight exalted its enthralling interest; and so came rest and sleep.

64I see you are not afraid to leave the dear child here, Betty,’ whispered Mrs Boffin.

65No, maam. Most willingly, most thankfully, with all my heart and soul.

66So, they kissed him, and left him there, and old Betty was to come back early in the morning, and nobody but Rokesmith knew for certain how that the doctor had said, ‘This should have been days ago. Too late!’

67But, Rokesmith knowing it, and knowing that his bearing it in mind would be acceptable thereafter to that good woman who had been the only light in the childhood of desolate John Harmon dead and gone, resolved that late at night he would go back to the bedside of John Harmon’s namesake, and see how it fared with him.

68The family whom God had brought together were not all asleep, but were all quiet. From bed to bed, a light womanly tread and a pleasant fresh face passed in the silence of the night. A little head would lift itself up into the softened light here and there, to be kissed as the face went byfor these little patients are very lovingand would then submit itself to be composed to rest again. The mite with the broken leg was restless, and moaned; but after a while turned his face towards Johnnys bed, to fortify himself with a view of the ark, and fell asleep. Over most of the beds, the toys were yet grouped as the children had left them when they last laid themselves down, and, in their innocent grotesqueness and incongruity, they might have stood for the childrens dreams.

69The doctor came in too, to see how it fared with Johnny. And he and Rokesmith stood together, looking down with compassion on him.

70What is it, Johnny? ’ Rokesmith was the questioner, and put an arm round the poor baby as he made a struggle.

71Him! said the little fellow. Those!’

72The doctor was quick to understand children, and, taking the horse, the ark, the yellow bird, and the man in the Guards, from Johnnys bed, softly placed them on that of his next neighbour, the mite with the broken leg.

73With a weary and yet a pleased smile, and with an action as if he stretched his little figure out to rest, the child heaved his body on the sustaining arm, and seeking Rokesmith’s face with his lips, said:

74A kiss for the boofer lady.

75Having now bequeathed all he had to dispose of, and arranged his affairs in this world, Johnny, thus speaking, left it.