2. II Selling in Haste and Repenting at Leisure

Anne of Avonlea / 少女安妮

1Anne drove over to Carmody on a shopping expedition the next afternoon and took Diana Barry with her. Diana was, of course, a pledged member of the Improvement Society, and the two girls talked about little else all the way to Carmody and back.

2The very first thing we ought to do when we get started is to have that hall painted,” said Diana, as they drove past the Avonlea hall, a rather shabby building set down in a wooded hollow, with spruce trees hooding it about on all sides. Its a disgraceful looking place and we must attend to it even before we try to get Mr. Levi Boulder to pull his house down. Father says well never succeed in doing that . . . Levi Boulter is too mean to spend the time it would take.”

3Perhaps hell let the boys take it down if they promise to haul the boards and split them up for him for kindling wood,” said Anne hopefully. We must do our best and be content to go slowly at first. We cant expect to improve everything all at once. Well have to educate public sentiment first, of course.”

4Diana wasn’t exactly sure what educating public sentiment meant; but it sounded fine and she felt rather proud that she was going to belong to a society with such an aim in view.

5I thought of something last night that we could do, Anne. You know that three-cornered piece of ground where the roads from Carmody and Newbridge and White Sands meet? Its all grown over with young spruce; but wouldn’t it be nice to have them all cleared out, and just leave the two or three birch trees that are on it?”

6Splendid,” agreed Anne gaily. And have a rustic seat put under the birches. And when spring comes well have a flower-bed made in the middle of it and plant geraniums.”

7Yes; only well have to devise some way of getting old Mrs. Hiram Sloane to keep her cow off the road, or shell eat our geraniums up,” laughed Diana. I begin to see what you mean by educating public sentiment, Anne. Theres the old Boulter house now. Did you ever see such a rookery? And perched right close to the road too. An old house with its windows gone always makes me think of something dead with its eyes picked out.”

8I think an old, deserted house is such a sad sight,” said Anne dreamily. It always seems to me to be thinking about its past and mourning for its old-time joys. Marilla says that a large family was raised in that old house long ago, and that it was a real pretty place, with a lovely garden and roses climbing all over it. It was full of little children and laughter and songs; and now it is empty, and nothing ever wanders through it but the wind. How lonely and sorrowful it must feel! Perhaps they all come back on moonlit nights . . . the ghosts of the little children of long ago and the roses and the songs . . . and for a little while the old house can dream it is young and joyous again.”

9Diana shook her head.

10I never imagine things like that about places now, Anne. Dont you remember how cross mother and Marilla were when we imagined ghosts into the Haunted Wood? To this day I cant go through that bush comfortably after dark; and if I began imagining such things about the old Boulter house Id be frightened to pass it too. Besides, those children aren’t dead. Theyre all grown up and doing well . . . and one of them is a butcher. And flowers and songs couldn’t have ghosts anyhow.”

11Anne smothered a little sigh. She loved Diana dearly and they had always been good comrades. But she had long ago learned that when she wandered into the realm of fancy she must go alone. The way to it was by an enchanted path where not even her dearest might follow her.

12A thunder-shower came up while the girls were at Carmody; it did not last long, however, and the drive home, through lanes where the raindrops sparkled on the boughs and little leafy valleys where the drenched ferns gave out spicy odors, was delightful. But just as they turned into the Cuthbert lane Anne saw something that spoiled the beauty of the landscape for her.

13Before them on the right extended Mr. Harrisons broad, gray-green field of late oats, wet and luxuriant; and there, standing squarely in the middle of it, up to her sleek sides in the lush growth, and blinking at them calmly over the intervening tassels, was a Jersey cow!

14Anne dropped the reins and stood up with a tightening of the lips that boded no good to the predatory quadruped. Not a word said she, but she climbed nimbly down over the wheels, and whisked across the fence before Diana understood what had happened.

15Anne, come back,” shrieked the latter, as soon as she found her voice. Youll ruin your dress in that wet grain . . . ruin it. She doesn’t hear me! Well, shell never get that cow out by herself. I must go and help her, of course.”

16Anne was charging through the grain like a mad thing. Diana hopped briskly down, tied the horse securely to a post, turned the skirt of her pretty gingham dress over her shoulders, mounted the fence, and started in pursuit of her frantic friend. She could run faster than Anne, who was hampered by her clinging and drenched skirt, and soon overtook her. Behind them they left a trail that would break Mr. Harrisons heart when he should see it.

17Anne, for mercys sake, stop,” panted poor Diana. Im right out of breath and you are wet to the skin.”

18I must . . . get . . . that cow . . . out . . . before . . . Mr. Harrison . . . sees her,” gasped Anne. I dont . . . care . . . if Im . . . drowned . . . if we . . . can . . . only . . . do that.”

19But the Jersey cow appeared to see no good reason for being hustled out of her luscious browsing ground. No sooner had the two breathless girls got near her than she turned and bolted squarely for the opposite corner of the field.

20Head her off,” screamed Anne. Run, Diana, run.”

21Diana did run. Anne tried to, and the wicked Jersey went around the field as if she were possessed. Privately, Diana thought she was. It was fully ten minutes before they headed her off and drove her through the corner gap into the Cuthbert lane.

22There is no denying that Anne was in anything but an angelic temper at that precise moment. Nor did it soothe her in the least to behold a buggy halted just outside the lane, wherein sat Mr. Shearer of Carmody and his son, both of whom wore a broad smile.

23I guess youd better have sold me that cow when I wanted to buy her last week, Anne,” chuckled Mr. Shearer.

24Ill sell her to you now, if you want her,” said her flushed and disheveled owner. You may have her this very minute.”

25Done. Ill give you twenty for her as I offered before, and Jim here can drive her right over to Carmody. Shell go to town with the rest of the shipment this evening. Mr. Reed of Brighton wants a Jersey cow.”

26Five minutes later Jim Shearer and the Jersey cow were marching up the road, and impulsive Anne was driving along the Green Gables lane with her twenty dollars.

27What will Marilla say?” asked Diana.

28Oh, she wont care. Dolly was my own cow and it isn’t likely shed bring more than twenty dollars at the auction. But oh dear, if Mr. Harrison sees that grain he will know she has been in again, and after my giving him my word of honor that Id never let it happen! Well, it has taught me a lesson not to give my word of honor about cows. A cow that could jump over or break through our milk-pen fence couldn’t be trusted anywhere.”

29Marilla had gone down to Mrs. Lynde’s, and when she returned knew all about Dollys sale and transfer, for Mrs. Lynde had seen most of the transaction from her window and guessed the rest.

30I suppose its just as well shes gone, though you do do things in a dreadful headlong fashion, Anne. I dont see how she got out of the pen, though. She must have broken some of the boards off.”

31I didn’t think of looking,” said Anne, “but Ill go and see now. Martin has never come back yet. Perhaps some more of his aunts have died. I think its something like Mr. Peter Sloane and the octogenarians. The other evening Mrs. Sloane was reading a newspaper and she said to Mr. Sloane, ‘I see here that another octogenarian has just died. What is an octogenarian, Peter?’ And Mr. Sloane said he didn’t know, but they must be very sickly creatures, for you never heard tell of them but they were dying. Thats the way with Martins aunts.”

32Martins just like all the rest of those French,” said Marilla in disgust. “You cant depend on them for a day.” Marilla was looking over Annes Carmody purchases when she heard a shrill shriek in the barnyard. A minute later Anne dashed into the kitchen, wringing her hands.

33Anne Shirley, whats the matter now?”

34Oh, Marilla, whatever shall I do? This is terrible. And its all my fault. Oh, will I ever learn to stop and reflect a little before doing reckless things? Mrs. Lynde always told me I would do something dreadful some day, and now Ive done it!”

35Anne, you are the most exasperating girl! What is it youve done?”

36Sold Mr. Harrisons Jersey cow . . . the one he bought from Mr. Bell . . . to Mr. Shearer! Dolly is out in the milking pen this very minute.”

37Anne Shirley, are you dreaming?”

38I only wish I were. Theres no dream about it, though its very like a nightmare. And Mr. Harrisons cow is in Charlottetown by this time. Oh, Marilla, I thought Id finished getting into scrapes, and here I am in the very worst one I ever was in in my life. What can I do?”

39Do? Theres nothing to do, child, except go and see Mr. Harrison about it. We can offer him our Jersey in exchange if he doesn’t want to take the money. She is just as good as his.”

40Im sure hell be awfully cross and disagreeable about it, though,” moaned Anne.

41I daresay he will. He seems to be an irritable sort of a man. Ill go and explain to him if you like.”

42No, indeed, Im not as mean as that,” exclaimed Anne. This is all my fault and Im certainly not going to let you take my punishment. Ill go myself and Ill go at once. The sooner its over the better, for it will be terribly humiliating.”

43Poor Anne got her hat and her twenty dollars and was passing out when she happened to glance through the open pantry door. On the table reposed a nut cake which she had baked that morning . . . a particularly toothsome concoction iced with pink icing and adorned with walnuts. Anne had intended it for Friday evening, when the youth of Avonlea were to meet at Green Gables to organize the Improvement Society. But what were they compared to the justly offended Mr. Harrison? Anne thought that cake ought to soften the heart of any man, especially one who had to do his own cooking, and she promptly popped it into a box. She would take it to Mr. Harrison as a peace offering.

44That is, if he gives me a chance to say anything at all,” she thought ruefully, as she climbed the lane fence and started on a short cut across the fields, golden in the light of the dreamy August evening. I know now just how people feel who are being led to execution.”