10. Chapter 10
One Hundred Years of Solitude / 百年孤独1YEARS LATER on his deathbed Aureliano Segundo would remember the rainy afternoon in June
2when he went into the bedroom to meet his first son. Even though the child was languid and weepy,
3with no mark of a Buendia, he did not have to think twice about naming him.
4“We’ll call him Jose Arcadio,” he said.
5Fernanda del Carpio, the beautiful woman he had married the year before, agreed. Ursula, on the
6other hand, could not conceal a vague feeling of doubt. Throughout the long history of the family
7the insistent repetition of names had made her draw some conclusions that seemed to be certain.
8While the Aurelianos were withdrawn, but with lucid minds, the Jose Arcadios were impulsive and
9enterprising, but they were marked with a tragic sign. The only cases that were impossible to classify
10were those of Jose Arcadio Segundo and Aureliano Segundo. They were so much alike and so
11mischievous during childhood that not even Santa Sofia de la Piedad could tell them apart. On the
12day of their christening Amaranta put bracelets on them with their respective names and dressed
13them in different colored clothing marked with each one’s initials, but when they began to go to
14school they decided to exchange clothing and bracelets and call each other by opposite names. The
15teacher, Melchor Escalona, used to knowing Jose Arcadio Segundo by his green shirt, went out of
16his mind when he discovered that the latter was wearing Aureliano Segundo’s bracelet and that the
17other one said, nevertheless, that his name was Aureliano Segundo in spite of the fact that he was
18wearing the white shirt and the bracelet with Jose Arcadio Segundo’s name. From then on he was
19never sure who was who. Even when they grew up and life made them different. Ursula still
20wondered if they themselves might not have made a mistake in some moment of their intricate game
21of confusion and had become changed forever. Until the beginning of adolescence they were two
22synchronized machines. They would wake up at the same time, have the urge to go to the bathroom
23at the same time, suffer the same upsets in health, and they even dreamed about the same things. In
24the house, where it was thought that they coordinated their actions with a simple desire to confuse,
25no one realized what really was happening until one day when Santa Sofia de la Piedad gave one of
26them a glass of lemonade and as soon as he tasted it the other one said that it needed sugar. Santa
27Sofia de la Piedad, who had indeed forgotten to put sugar in the lemonade, told Ursula about it.
28“That’s what they’re all like,” she said without surprise, “crazy from birth.” In time things became
29less disordered. The one who came out of the game of confusion with the name of Aureliano
30Segundo grew to monumental size like his grandfathers, and the one who kept the name of Jose
31Arcadio Segundo grew to be bony like the colonel, and the only thing they had in common was the
32family’s solitary air. Perhaps it was that crossing of stature, names, and character that made Ursula
33suspect that they had been shuffled like a deck of cards since childhood.
34The decisive difference was revealed in the midst of the war, when Jose Arcadio Segundo asked
35Colonel Gerineldo Marquez to let him see an execution. Against Ursula’s better judgment his wishes
36were satisfied. Aureliano Segundo, on the other hand, shuddered at the mere idea of witnessing an
37execution. He preferred to stay home. At the age of twelve he asked Ursula what was in the locked
38room. “Papers,” she answered. “Melquiades’ books and the strange tilings that he wrote in his last
39years.” Instead of calming him, the answer increased his curiosity. He demanded so much, promised
40with such insistence that he would not mistreat the things, that Ursula, gave him the keys. No one
41had gone into the room again since they had taken Melquiades’ body out and had put on the door a
42padlock whose parts had become fused together with rust. But when Aureliano Segundo opened the
43windows a familiar light entered that seemed accustomed to lighting the room every day and there
44was not the slightest trace of dust or cobwebs, with everything swept and clean, better swept and
45cleaner than on the day of the burial, and the ink had not dried up in the inkwell nor had oxidation
46diminished the shine of the metals nor had the embers gone out under the water pipe where Jose
47Arcadio Buendia had vaporized mercury. On the shelves were the books bound in a cardboard-like
48material, pale, like tanned human skin, and the manuscripts were intact. In spite of the room’s
49having been shut up for many years, the air seemed fresher than in the rest of the house. Everything
50was so recent that several weeks later, when Ursula went into the room with a pail of water and a
51brush to wash the floor, there was nothing for her to do. Aureliano Segundo was deep in the reading
52of a book. Although it had no cover and the title did not appear anywhere, the boy enjoyed the story
53of a woman who sat at a table and ate nothing but kernels of rice, which she picked up with a pin,
54and the story of the fisherman who borrowed a weight for his net from a neighbor and when he
55gave him a fish in payment later it had a diamond in its stomach, and the one about the lamp that
56fulfilled wishes and about flying carpets. Surprised, he asked Ursula if all that was true and she
57answered him that it was, that many years ago the gypsies had brought magic lamps and flying mats
58to Macondo.
59“What’s happening,” she sighed, “is that the world is slowly coming to an end and those things
60don’t come here any more. ”
61When he finished the book, in which many of the stories had no endings because there were
62pages missing, Aureliano Segundo set about deciphering the manuscripts. It was impossible. The
63letters looked like clothes hung out to dry on a line and they looked more like musical notation than
64writing. One hot noontime, while he was poring over the, manuscripts, he sensed that he was not
65alone in the room. Against the light from the window, sitting with his hands on Inis knees, was
66Melquiades. He was under forty years of age. He was wearing the same old-fashioned vest and the
67hat that looked like a raven’s wings, and across Inis pale temples there flowed the grease from his hair
68that had been melted by the heat, just as Aureliano and Jose Arcadio had seen him when they were
69children. Aureliano Segundo recognized him at once, because that hereditary memory had been
70transmitted from generation to generation and had come to him through the memory of his
71grandfather.
72“Hello,” Aureliano Segundo said.
73“Hello, young man,” said Melquiades.
74From then on, for several years, they saw each other almost every afternoon. Melquiades talked
75to him about the world, tried to infuse him with his old wisdom, but he refused to translate the
76manuscripts. “No one must know their meaning until he has reached one hundred years of age,” he
77explained. Aureliano kept those meetings secret forever. On one occasion he felt that his private
78world had fallen apart because Ursula came in when Melquiades was in the room. But she did not
79see him.
80“Who were you talking to?” she asked him.
81“Nobody,” Aureliano Segundo said.
82“That’s what your great-grandfather did,” Ursula, said. “He used to talk to himself too.”
83Jose Arcadio Segundo, in the meantime, had satisfied his wish to see a shooting. For the rest of
84his life he would remember the livid flash of the six simultaneous shots-and the echo of the
85discharge as it broke against the hills and the sad smile and perplexed eyes of the man being shot,
86who stood erect while his shirt became soaked with blood, and who was still smiling even when they
87untied him from the post and put him in a box filled with quicklime. “He’s alive,” he thought.
88“They’re going to bury him alive.” It made such an impression on him that from then on he
89detested military practices and war, not because of the executions but because of the horrifying
90custom of burying the victims alive. No one knew then exactly when he began to ring the bells in
91the church tower and assist Father Antonio Isabel, the successor to “The Pup,” at mass, and take
92can of the fighting cocks in the courtyard of the parish house. When Colonel Gerineldo Marquez
93found out he scolded him strongly for learning occupations repudiated by the Liberals. “The fact is,”
94he answered, “I think I’ve turned out to be a Conservative.” He believed it as if it had been
95determined by fate. Colonel Gerineldo Marquez, scandalized, told Ursula about it.
96“It’s better that way,” she approved. “Let’s hope that he becomes a priest so that God will finally
97come into this house. ”
98It was soon discovered that Father Antonio Isabel was preparing him for his first communion.
99He was teaching him the catechism as he shaved the necks of his roosters. He explained to him with
100simple examples, as he put the brooding hens into their nests, how it had occurred to God on the
101second day of creation that chickens would be formed inside of an egg. From that time on the
102parish priest began to show the signs of senility that would lead him to say years later that the devil
103had probably won his rebellion against God, and that he was the one who sat on the heavenly
104throne, without revealing his true identity in order to trap the unwary. Warmed up by the persistence
105of his mentor, in a few months Jose Arcadio Segundo came to be as adept in theological tricks used
106to confuse the devil as he was skilled in the tricks of the cockpit. Amaranta made him a linen suit
107with a collar and tie, bought him a pair of white shoes, and engraved his name in gilt letters on the
108ribbon of the candle. Two nights before the first communion, Father Antonio Isabel closeted
109himself with him in the sacristy to hear his confession with the help of a dictionary of sins. It was
110such a long list that the aged priest, used to going to bed at six o’clock, fell asleep in his chair before
111it was over. The interrogation was a revelation for Jose Arcadio Segundo. It did not surprise him
112that the priest asked him if he had done bad things with women, and he honestly answered no, but
113he was upset with the question as to whether he had done them with animals. The first Friday in
114May he received communion, tortured by curiosity. Later on he asked Petronio, the sickly sexton
115who lived in the belfry and who, according to what they said, fed himself on bats, about it, and
116Petronio, answered him: “There are some corrupt Christians who do their business with female
117donkeys.” Jose Arcadio Segundo still showed so much curiosity and asked so many questions that
118Petronio lost his patience.
119“I go Tuesday nights,” he confessed, “if you promise not to tell anyone I’ll take you next
120Tuesday. ”
121Indeed, on the following Tuesday Petronio came down out of the tower with a wooden stool
122which until then no one had known the use of, and he took Jose Arcadio Segundo to a nearby
123pasture. The boy became so taken with those nocturnal raids that it was a long time before he was
124seen at Catarino’s. He became a cockfight man. “Take those creatures somewhere else,” Ursula
125ordered him the first time she saw him come in with his fine fighting birds. “Roosters have already
126brought too much bitterness to this house for you to bring us any more.” Jose Arcadio Segundo
127took them away without any argument, but he continued breeding them at the house of Pilar
128Ternera, his grandmother, who gave him everything he needed in exchange for having him in her
129house. He soon displayed in the cockpit the wisdom that Father Antonio Isabel had given him, and
130he made enough money not only to enrich Inis brood but also to look for a man’s satisfactions.
131Ursula compared him with his brother at that time and could not understand how the twins, who
132looked like the same person in childhood, had ended up so differently. Her perplexity did not last
133very long, for quite soon Aureliano Segundo began to show signs of laziness and dissipation. While
134he was shut up in Melquiades’ room he was drawn into himself the way Colonel Aureliano Buendia
135had been in his youth. But a short time after the Treaty of Neerlandia, a piece of chance took him
136out of his withdrawn self and made him face the reality of the world. A young woman who was
137selling numbers for the raffle of an accordion greeted him with a great deal of familiarity. Aureliano
138Segundo was not surprised, for he was frequently confused with his brother. But he did not clear up
139the mistake, not even when the girl tried to soften his heart with sobs, and she ended taking him to
140her room. She liked him so much from that first meeting that she fixed things so that he would win
141the accordion in the raffle. At the end of two weeks Aureliano Segundo realized that the woman had
142been going to bed alternately with him and his brother, thinking that they were the same man, and
143instead of making tilings clear, he arranged to prolong the situation. He did not return to
144Melquiades’ room. He would spend his afternoons in the courtyard, learning to play the accordion
145by ear over the protests of Ursula, who at that time had forbidden music in the house because of the
146mourning and who, in addition, despised the accordion as an instmment worthy only of the
147vagabond heirs of Francisco the Man. Nevertheless, Aureliano Segundo became a virtuoso on the
148accordion and he still was after he had married and had children and was one of the most respected
149men in Macondo.
150For almost two months he shared the woman with his brother. He would watch him, mix up his
151plans, and when he was sure that Jose Arcadio Segundo was not going to visit their common
152mistress that night, he would go and sleep with her. One morning he found that he was sick. Two
153days later he found his brother clinging to a beam in the bathroom, soaked in sweat and with tears
154pouring down, and then he understood. His brother confessed to him that the woman had sent him
155away because he had given her what she called a low-life sickness. He also told him how Pilar
156Ternera had tried to cure him. Aureliano Segundo submitted secretly to the burning baths of
157permanganate and to diuretic waters, and both were cured separately after three months of secret
158suffering. Jose Arcadio Segundo did not see the woman again. Aureliano Segundo obtained her
159pardon and stayed with her until his death.
160Her name was Petra Cotes. She had arrived in Macondo in the middle of the war with a chalice
161husband who lived off raffles, and when the man died she kept up the business. She was a clean
162young mulatto woman with yellow almond-shaped eyes that gave her face the ferocity of a panther,
163but she had a generous heart and a magnificent vocation for love. When Ursula realized that Jose
164Arcadio Segundo was a cockfight man and that Aureliano Segundo played the accordion at his
165concubine’s noisy parties, she thought she would go mad with the combination. It was as if the
166defects of the family and none of the virtues had been concentrated in both. Then she decided that
167no one again would be called Aureliano or Jose Arcadio. Yet when Aureliano Segundo had his first
168son she did not dare go against his will.
169“All right,” Ursula said, “but on one condition: I will bring him up.”
170Although she was already a hundred years old and on the point of going blind from cataracts, she
171still had her physical dynamism, her integrity of character, and her mental balance intact. No one
172would be better able than she to shape the virtuous man who would restore the prestige of the
173family, a man who would never have heard talk of war, fighting cocks, bad women, or wild
174undertakings, four calamities that, according to what Ursula thought, had determined the downfall,
175of their line. “This one will be a priest,” she promised solemnly. “And if God gives me life he’ll be
176Pope someday.” They all laughed when they heard her, not only in the bedroom but all through the
177house, where Aureliano Segundo’s rowdy friends were gathered. The war, relegated to the attic of
178bad memories, was momentarily recalled with the popping of champagne bottles.
179“To the health of the Pope,” Aureliano Segundo toasted.
180The guests toasted in a chorus. Then the man of the house played the accordion, fireworks were
181set off, and drums celebrated the event throughout the town. At dawn the guests, soaked in
182champagne, sacrificed six cows and put them in the street at the disposal of the crowd. No one was
183scandalized. Since Aureliano Segundo had taken charge of the house those festivities were a
184common thing, even when there was no motive as proper as the birth of a Pope. In a few years,
185without effort, simply by luck, he had accumulated one of the largest fortunes in the swamp thanks
186to the supernatural proliferation of his animals. His mares would bear triplets, his hens laid twice a
187day, and his hogs fattened with such speed that no one could explain such disorderly fecundity
188except through the use of black magic. “Save something now,” Ursula would tell her wild great-grandson. “This luck is not going to last all your life.” But Aureliano Segundo paid no attention to
189her. The more he opened champagne to soak his friends, the more wildly his animals gave birth and
190the more he was convinced that his lucky star was not a matter of his conduct but an influence of
191Petra Cotes, his concubine, whose love had the virtue of exasperating nature. So convinced was he
192that this was the origin of his fortune that he never kept Petra Cotes far away from his breeding
193grounds and even when he married and had children he continued living with her with the consent
194of Fernanda. Solid, monumental like his grandfathers, but with a joie de vivre and an irresistible
195good humor that they did not have, Aureliano Segundo scarcely had time to look after his animals.
196All he had to do was to take Petra Cores to his breeding grounds and have her ride across his land in
197order to have every animal marked with his brand succumb to the irremediable plague of
198proliferation.
199Like all the good things that occurred in his long life, that tremendous fortune had its origins in
200chance. Until the end of the wars Petra Cotes continued to support herself with the returns from her
201raffles and Aureliano Segundo was able to sack Ursula’s savings from time to time. They were a
202frivolous couple, with no other worries except going to bed every night, even on forbidden days,
203and frolicking there until dawn. “That woman has been your ruination,” Ursula would shout at her
204great-grandson when she saw him coming into the house like a sleepwalker. “She’s got you so
205bewitched that one of these days Pm going to see you twisting around with colic and with a toad in
206your belly.” Jose Arcadio Segundo, who took a long time to discover that he had been supplanted,
207was unable to understand his brother’s passion. He remembered Petra Cotes as an ordinary woman,
208rather lazy in bed, and completely lacking in any resources for lovemaking. Deaf to Ursula’s clamor
209and the teasing of his brother, Aureliano Segundo only thought at that time of finding a trade that
210would allow him to maintain a house for Petra Cotes, and to die with her, on top of her and under¬
211neath her, during a night of feverish license. When Colonel Aureliano Buendia opened up his
212workshop again, seduced at last by the peaceful charms of old age, Aureliano Segundo thought that
213it would be good business to devote himself to the manufacture of little gold fishes. He spent many
214hours in the hot room watching how the hard sheets of metal, worked by the colonel with the
215inconceivable patience of disillusionment, were slowly being converted into golden scales. The work
216seemed so laborious to him and the thought of Petra Cotes was so persistent and pressing that after
217three weeks he disappeared from the workshop. It was during that time that it occurred to Petra
218Cotes to raffle off rabbits. They reproduced and grew up so fast that there was barely time to sell the
219tickets for the raffle. At first Aureliano Segundo did not notice the alarming proportions of the
220proliferation. But one night, when nobody in town wanted to hear about the rabbit raffle any more,
221he heard a noise by the courtyard door. “Don’t get worried,” Petra, Cotes said. “It’s only the
222rabbits.” They could not sleep, tormented by the uproar of the animals. At dawn Aureliano Segundo
223opened the door and saw the courtyard paved with rabbits, blue in the glow of dawn. Petra Cotes,
224dying with laughter, could not resist the temptation of teasing him.
225“Those are the ones who were born last night,” she aid.
226“Oh my God!” he said. “Why don’t you raffle off cows?”
227A few days later, in an attempt to clean out her courtyard, Petra Cotes exchanged the rabbits for a
228cow, who two months later gave birth to triplets. That was how things began. Overnight Aureliano
229Segundo be. came the owner of land and livestock and he barely had time to enlarge his overflowing
230barns and pigpens. It was a delirious prosperity that even made him laugh, and he could not help
231doing crazy things to release his good humor. “Cease, cows, life is short,” he would shout. Ursula
232wondered what entanglements he had got into, whether he might be stealing, whether he had
233become a rustler, and every time she saw him uncorking champagne just for the pleasure of pouring
234the foam over his head, she would shout at him and scold him for the waste. It annoyed him so
235much that one day when he awoke in a merry mood, Aureliano Segundo appeared with a chest full
236of money, a can of paste, and a brush, and singing at the top of his lungs the old songs of Francisco
237the Man, he papered the house inside and out and from top to bottom, with one-peso banknotes.
238The old mansion, painted white since the time they had brought the pianola, took on the strange
239look of a mosque. In the midst of the excitement of the family the scandalization of Ursula, the joy
240of the people cramming the street to watch that apotheosis of squandering. Aureliano Segundo
241finished by papering the house from the front to the kitchen, including bathrooms and bedrooms,
242and threw the leftover bills into the courtyard.
243“Now,” he said in a final way, “I hope that nobody in this house ever talks to me about money
244again. ”
245That was what happened. Ursula had the bills taken down, stuck to great cakes of whitewash, and
246the house was painted white again. “Dear Lord,” she begged, “make us poor again the way we were
247when we founded this town so that you will not collect for this squandering in the other life.” Her
248prayers were answered in reverse. One of the workmen removing the bills bumped into an
249enormous plaster statue of Saint Joseph that someone had left in the house during the last years of
250the war and the hollow figure broke to pieces on the floor. It had been stuffed with gold coins. No
251one could remember who had brought that life-sized saint. “Three men brought it,” Amaranta
252explained. “They asked us to keep it until the rains were over and I told them to put it there in the
253comer where nobody would bump into it, and there they put it, very carefully, and there it’s been
254ever since because they never came back for it.” Later on, Ursula had put candles on it and had
255prostrated herself before it, not suspecting that instead of a saint she was adoring almost four
256bundled pounds of gold. The tardy evidence of her involuntary paganism made her even more
257upset. She spat on the spectacular pile of coins, put them in three canvas sacks, and buried them in a
258secret place, hoping that sooner or later the three unknown men would come to reclaim them. Much
259later, during the difficult years of her decrepitude, Ursula would intervene in the conversations of
260the many travelers who came by the house at that time and ask them if they had left a plaster Saint
261Joseph there during the war to be taken care of until the rains passed.
262Things like that which gave Ursula such consternation, were commonplace in those days.
263Macondo was swamped in a miraculous prosperity. The adobe houses of the founders had been
264replaced by brick buildings with wooden blinds and cement floors which made the suffocating heat
265of two o’clock in the afternoon more bearable. All that remained at that time of Jose Arcadio
266Buendfa’s ancient village were the dusty almond trees, destined to resist the most arduous of
267circumstances, and the river of clear water whose prehistoric stones had been pulverized by the
268frantic hammers of Jose Arcadio Segundo when he set about opening the channel in order to
269establish a boat line. It was a mad dream, comparable to those of his great-grandfather, for the rocky
270riverbed and the numerous rapids prevented navigation from Macondo to the sea. But Jose Arcadio
271Segundo, in an unforeseen burst of temerity, stubbornly kept on with the project. Until then he had
272shown no sign of imagination. Except for his precarious adventure with Petra Cotes, he had never
273known a woman. Ursula had considered him the quietest example the family had ever produced in
274all its history, incapable of standing out even as a handler of fighting cocks, when Colonel Aureliano
275Buendfa told him the story of the Spanish galleon aground eight miles from the sea, the carbonized
276frame of which he had seen himself during the war. The story, which for so many years had seemed
277fantastic to so many people, was a revelation for Jose Arcadio Segundo. He auctioned off his
278roosters to the highest bidder, recruited men, bought tools, and set about the awesome task of
279breaking stones, digging canals, clearing away rapids, and even harnessing waterfalls. “I know all of
280this by heart,” Ursula would shout. “It’s as if time had turned around and we were back at the
281beginning.” When he thought that the river was navigable, Jose Arcadio Segundo gave his brother a
282detailed account of his plans and the latter gave him the money he needed for the enterprise. He
283disappeared for a long time. It had been said that his plan to buy a boat was nothing but a trick to
284make off with his brother’s money when the news spread that a strange craft was approaching the
285town. The inhabitants of Macondo, who no longer remembered the colossal undertakings of Jose
286Arcadio Buendia, ran to the riverbank and saw with eyes popping in disbelief the arrival of the first
287and last boat ever to dock in the town. It was nothing but a log raft drawn by thick ropes pulled by
288twenty men who walked along the bank. In the prow, with a glow of satisfaction in his eyes, Jose
289Arcadio Segundo was directing the arduous maneuver. There arrived with him a rich group of
290splendid matrons who were protecting themselves from the burning sun with gaudy parasols, and
291wore on their shoulders fine silk kerchiefs, with colored creams on their faces and natural flowers in
292their hair and golden serpents on their arms and diamonds in their teeth. The log raft was the only
293vessel that Jose Arcadio Segundo was able to bring to Macondo, and only once, but he never
294recognized the failure of his enterprise, but proclaimed his deed as a victory of will power. He gave a
295scmpulous accounting to his brother and very soon plunged back into the routine of cockfights. The
296only tiling that remained of that unfortunate venture was the breath of renovation that the matrons
297from France brought, as their magnificent arts transformed traditional methods of love and their
298sense of social well-being abolished Catarino’s antiquated place and turned the street into a bazaar of
299Japanese lanterns and nostalgic hand organs. They were the promoters of the bloody carnival that
300plunged Macondo into delirium for three days and whose only lasting consequence was having given
301Aureliano Segundo the opportunity to meet Fernanda del Carpio.
302Remedios the Beauty was proclaimed queen. Ursula, who shuddered at the disquieted beauty of
303her great-granddaughter, could not prevent the choice. Until then she had succeeded in keeping her
304off the streets unless it was to go to mass with Amaranta, but she made her cover her face with a
305black shawl. The most impious men, those who would disguise themselves as priests to say
306sacrilegious masses in Catarino’s store, would go to church with an aim to see, if only for an instant,
307the face of Remedios the Beauty, whose legendary good looks were spoken of with alarming
308excitement throughout the swamp. It was a long time before they were able to do so, and it would
309have been better for them if they never had, because most of them never recovered their peaceful
310habits of sleep. The man who made it possible, a foreigner, lost his serenity forever, became
311involved in the sloughs of abjection and misery, and years later was cut to pieces by a train after he
312had fallen asleep on the tracks. From the moment he was seen in the church, wearing a green velvet
313suit and an embroidered vest, no one doubted that he came from far away, perhaps from some
314distant city outside of the country, attracted by the magical fascination of Remedios the Beauty. He
315was so handsome, so elegant and dignified, with such presence, that Pietro Crespi would have been
316a mere fop beside him and many women whispered with spiteful smiles that he was the one who
317really should have worn the shawl. He did not speak to anyone in Macondo. He appeared at dawn
318on Sunday like a prince in a fairy tale, riding a horse with silver stirmps and a velvet blanket, and he
319left town after mass.
320The power of his presence was such that from the first time he was seen in the church everybody
321took it for granted that a silent and tense duel had been established between him and Remedios the
322Beauty, a secret pact, an irrevocable challenge that would end not only in love but also in death. On
323the sixth Sunday the gentleman appeared with a yellow rose in his hand. He heard mass standing, as
324he always did, and at the end he stepped in front of Remedios the Beauty and offered her the
325solitary rose. She took it with a natural gesture, as if she had been prepared for that homage, and
326then she uncovered her face and gave her thanks with a smile. That was all she did. Not only for the
327gentleman, but for all the men who had the unfortunate privilege of seeing her, that was an eternal
328instant.
329From then on the gentleman had a band of musicians play beside the window of Remedios the
330Beauty, sometimes until dawn. Aureliano Segundo was the only one who felt a cordial compassion
331for him and he tried to break his perseverance. “Don’t waste your time any more,” he told him one
332night. “The women in this house are worse than mules.” He offered him his friendship, invited him
333to bathe in champagne, tried to make him understand that the females of his family had insides
334made of flint, but he could not weaken his obstinacy. Exasperated by the interminable nights of
335music. Colonel Aureliano Buendia threatened to cure his affliction with a few pistol shots. Nothing
336made him desist except his own lamentable state of demoralization. From a well-dressed and neat
337individual he became filthy and ragged. It was rumored that he had abandoned power and fortune in
338his distant nation, although his origins were actually never known. He became argumentative, a
339barroom brawler, and he would wake up rolling in his own filth in Catarino’s store. The saddest part
340of his drama was that Remedios the Beauty did not notice him not even when he appeared in church
341dressed like a prince. She accepted the yellow rose without the least bit of malice, amused, rather, by
342the extravagance of the act, and she lifted her shawl to see his face better, not to show hers.
343Actually, Remedios the Beauty was not a creature of this world. Until she was well along in
344puberty Santa Sofia de la. Piedad had to bathe and dress her, and even when she could take care of
345herself it was necessary to keep an eye on her so that she would not paint little animals on the walls
346with a stick daubed in her own excrement. She reached twenty without knowing how to read or
347write, unable to use the silver at the table, wandering naked through the house because her nature
348rejected all manner of convention. When the young commander of the guard declared his love for
349her, she rejected him simply because his frivolity startled her. “See how simple he is,” she told
350Amaranta. “He says that he’s dying because of me, as if I were a bad case of colic.” When, indeed,
351they found him dead beside her window, Remedios the Beauty confirmed her first impression.
352“You see,” she commented. “He was a complete Simpleton.”
353It seemed as if some penetrating lucidity permitted her to see the reality of things beyond any
354formalism. That at least was the point of view of Colonel Aureliano Buendia, for whom Remedios
355the Beauty was in no way mentally retarded, as was generally believed, but quite the opposite. “It’s as
356if she’s come back from twenty years of war,” he would say. Ursula, for her part, thanked God for
357having awarded the family with a creature of exceptional purity, but at the same time she was
358disturbed by her beauty, for it seemed a contradictory virtue to her, a diabolical trap at the center of
359her innocence. It was for that reason that she decided to keep her away from the world, to protect
360her from all earthly temptation, not knowing that Remedios the Beauty, even from the time when
361she was in her mother’s womb, was safe from any contagion. It never entered her head that they
362would elect her beauty queen of the carnival pandemonium. But Aureliano, Segundo, excited at the
363caprice of disguising himself as a tiger, brought Father Antonio Isabel to the house in order to
364convince Ursula that the carnival was not a pagan feast, as she said, but a Catholic tradition. Finally
365convinced, even though reluctantly, she consented to the coronation.
366The news that Remedios Buendia was going to be the sovereign mler of the festival went beyond
367the limits of the swamp in a few hours, reached distant places where the prestige of her beauty was
368not known, and it aroused the anxiety of those who still thought of her last name as a symbol of
369subversion. The anxiety was baseless. If anyone had become harmless at that time it was the aging
370and disillusioned Colonel Aureliano Buendia, who was slowly losing all contact with the reality of
371the nation. Enclosed in his workshop, his only relationship with the rest of the world was his
372business in little gold fishes. One of the soldiers who had guarded his house during the first days of
373peace would go sell them in the villages of the swamp and return loaded down with coins and news.
374That the Conservative government, he would say, with the backing of the Liberals, was reforming
375the calendar so that every president could remain in power for a hundred years. That the concordat
376with the Holy See had finally been signed and a cardinal had come from Rome with a crown of
377diamonds and a throne of solid gold, and that the Liberal ministers had had their pictures taken on
378their knees in the act of kissing his ring. That the leading lady of a Spanish company passing through
379the capital had been kidnapped by a band of masked highwaymen and on the following Sunday she
380had danced in the nude at the summer house of the president of the republic. “Don’t talk to me
381about politics,” the colonel would tell him. “Our business is selling little fishes.” The rumor that he
382did not want to hear anything about the situation in the country because he was growing rich in his
383workshop made Ursula laugh when it reached her ears. With her terrible practical sense she could
384not understand the colonel’s business as he exchanged little fishes for gold coins and then converted
385the coins into little fishes, and so on, with the result that he had to work all the harder with the more
386he sold in order to satisfy an exasperating vicious circle. Actually, what interested him was not the
387business but the work. He needed so much concentration to link scales, fit minute rubies into the
388eyes, laminate gills, and put on fins that there was not the smallest empty moment left for him to fill
389with his disillusionment of the war. So absorbing was the attention required by the delicacy of his
390artistry that in a short time he had aged more than during all the years of the war, and his position
391had twisted his spine and the close work had used up his eyesight, but the implacable concentration
392awarded him with a peace of the spirit. The last time he was seen to take an interest in some matter
393related to the war was when a group of veterans from both parties sought his support for the
394approval of lifetime pensions, which had always been promised and were always about to be put into
395effect. “Forget about it,” he told them. “You can see how I refuse my pension in order to get rid of
396the torture of waiting for it until the day I died.” At first Colonel Gerineldo Marquez would visit him
397at dusk and they would both sit in the street door and talk about the past. But Amaranta could not
398bear the memories that that man, whose baldness had plunged him into the abyss of premature old
399age, aroused in her, and she would torment him with snide remarks until he did not come back
400except on special occasions and he finally disappeared, extinguished by paralysis. Taciturn, silent,
401insensible to the new breath of vitality that was shaking the house. Colonel Aureliano Buendia could
402understand only that the secret of a good old age is simply an honorable pact with solitude. He
403would get up at five in the morning after a light sleep, have his eternal mug of bitter coffee in the
404kitchen, shut himself up all day in the workshop, and at four in the afternoon he would go along the
405porch dragging a stool, not even noticing the fire of the rose bushes or the brightness of the hour or
406the persistence of Amaranta, whose melancholy made the noise of a boiling pot, which was perfectly
407perceptible at dusk, and he would sit in the street door as long as the mosquitoes would allow him
408to. Someone dared to disturb his solitude once.
409“How are you, Colonel?” he asked in passing.
410“Right here,” he answered. “Waiting for my funeral procession to pass.”
411So that the anxiety caused by the public reappearance of his family name, having to do with the
412coronation of Remedios the Beauty, was baseless. Many people did not think that way, however.
413Innocent of the tragedy that threatened it, the town poured into the main square in a noisy
414explosion of merriment. The carnival had reached its highest level of madness and Aureliano
415Segundo had satisfied at last his dream of dressing up like a tiger and was walking along the wild
416throng, hoarse from so much roaring, when on the swamp road a parade of several people appeared
417carrying in a gilded litter the most fascinating woman that imagination could conceive. For a
418moment the inhabitants of Macondo took off their masks in order to get a better look at the
419dazzling creature with a crown of emeralds and an ermine cape, who seemed invested with
420legitimate authority, and was not merely a sovereign of bangles and crepe paper. There were many
421people who had sufficient insight to suspect that it was a question of provocation. But Aureliano
422Segundo immediately conquered his perplexity and declared the new arrivals to be guests of honor,
423and with the wisdom of Solomon he seated Remedios the Beauty and the intmding queen on the
424same dais. Until midnight the strangers, disguised as bedouins, took part in the delirium and even
425enriched it with sumptuous fireworks and acrobatic skills that made one think of the art of the
426gypsies. Suddenly, during the paroxysm of the celebration, someone broke the delicate balance.
427“Long live the Liberal party!” he shouted. “Long live Colonel Aureliano Buendia!”
428The rifle shots drowned out the splendor of the fireworks and the cries of terror drowned out the
429music and joy turned into panic. Many years later there were those who still insisted that the royal
430guard of the intruding queen was a squad of regular army soldiers who were concealing government-
431issue rifles under their rich Moorish robes. The government denied the charge in a special
432proclamation and promised a complete investigation of the bloody episode. But the tmth never
433came to light, and the version always prevailed that the royal guard, without provocation of any kind,
434took up combat positions upon a signal from their commander and opened fire without pity on the
435crowd. When calm was restored, not one of the false bedouins remained in town and there were
436many dead and wounded lying on the square: nine clowns, four Columbines, seventeen playing-card
437kings, one devil, three minstrels, two peers of France, and three Japanese empresses. In the confu¬
438sion of the panic Jose Arcadio Segundo managed to rescue Remedios the Beauty and Aureliano
439Segundo carried the intruding queen to the house in his arms, her dress torn and the ermine cape
440stained with blood. Her name was Fernanda del Carpio. She had been chosen as the most beautiful
441of the five thousand most beautiful women in the land and they had brought her to Macondo with
442the promise of naming her Queen of Madagascar. Ursula took care of her as if she were her own
443daughter. The town, instead of doubting her innocence, pitied her candor. Six months after the
444massacre, when the wounded had recovered and the last flowers on the mass grave had withered,
445Aureliano Segundo went to fetch her from the distant city where she lived with her father and he
446married her in Macondo with a noisy celebration that lasted twenty days.