5. Chapter 5 Centre of Attention.

A Street Cat Named BOB / 遇见一只猫

1For the next forty-five minutes or so, Bob sat quietly next to me, his face pressed against the glass of the bus window, watching the world go by. He seemed to be fascinated by all the cars, cyclists, vans and pedestrians whizzing past us; he wasn’t fazed at all.

2The only time he pulled away from the window and looked to me for a little reassurance was when the blare of a police siren, a fire engine or an ambulance got a bit too close for comfort. This surprised me a bit and once more set me thinking about where he had spent his early life. If he had grown up on the streets he would have got used to this noise a long, long time ago.

3Nothing to worry about,’ I told him, each time giving him a friendly stroke on the back of the neck. This is what the middle of London sounds like, Bob, better get used to it.’

4It was odd, even though I knew he was a street cat and could run away at any time, I had this deep-seated feeling that he was here in my life to stay. Somehow I sensed this wouldn’t be the last time wed make this trip together.

5I was going to get off at my usual bus stop near Tottenham Court Road tube station. As it loomed into view, I picked up my guitar, scooped up Bob and headed for the exit. On the pavement, I fished around in my coat pocket and found the makeshift shoelace lead that Id left in there after taking Bob out to do his business the evening before.

6I put it around his neck then placed him down. I didn’t want him wandering off.

7The junction of Tottenham Court Road and New Oxford Street was bustling with shoppers, tourists and ordinary Londoners getting on with their day. Hed have been lost in a secondor, even worse, crushed by one of the buses or black cabs whistling towards and from Oxford Street.

8Understandably, it was all a bit intimidating for Bob. It was unfamiliar territory for himwell, I assumed it was. I couldn’t be sure, of course. As we picked our way along I could tell from his slightly uptight body language and the way he kept looking up at me that he was uneasy. So I decided to take one of my normal short cuts through the back streets to get to Covent Garden.

9Come on, Bob, lets get you out of the crowds,’ I said.

10Even then he wasn’t 100 per cent happy. Weaving our way through the throng, he kept shooting me looks as if to say he wasn’t quite sure about this. After only a few yards I could tell that he wanted me to pick him up.

11All right, but dont make a habit of it,’ I said, gathering him up and placing him on my shoulders just as Id done crossing Tottenham High Road. Hed soon settled into a comfortable spot, at a slight angle across my right shoulder blade, with his front paws placed on the top of my arm, looking out like the occupant of the birds nest on some pirate ship. I couldn’t help smiling inwardly. I must look a bit like Long John Silver, except I had a puss rather than a parrot sailing along with me.

12He certainly seemed to be very comfortable there. I could feel him purring lightly as we walked through the throng, across New Oxford Street and into the smaller streets leading down towards Covent Garden.

13The crowds had thinned out by now and after a while I began to forget Bob was there. Instead I started to immerse myself in the usual thoughts that went through my mind on the way to work. Was the weather going to be good enough for me to get a solid five hoursbusking? Answer: Probably. It was overcast, but the clouds were white and high in the sky. There wasn’t much chance of rain. What sort of crowd would there be in Covent Garden? Well, it was getting close to Easter so there were a lot of tourists. How long would it take me to make the twenty or thirty pounds I needed to get meand now Bobthrough the next few days? Well, it had taken me the best part of five hours the previous day. Maybe it would be better today, maybe it wouldn’t. That was the thing with busking; you just never knew.

14I was mulling all these things over still when I was suddenly aware of something.

15Ordinarily, no one would engage or even exchange a look with me. I was a busker and this was London. I didn’t exist. I was a person to be avoided, shunned even. But as I walked down Neal Street that afternoon almost every person we passed was looking at me. Well, more to the point, they were looking at Bob.

16One or two had quizzical, slightly confused looks on their faces, which was understandable, I guess. It must have looked slightly incongruous, a tall, long- haired bloke walking along with a large, ginger tom on his shoulders. Not something you see every dayeven on the streets of London.

17Most people, however, were reacting more warmly. The moment they saw Bob their faces would break into broad smiles. It wasn’t long before people were stopping us.

18Ah, look at you two,’ said one well-dressed, middle-aged lady laden down with shopping bags. Hes gorgeous. Can I stroke him?’ ‘Of course,’ I said, thinking it would be a one-off event.

19She plonked down her bags and placed her face right up to his.

20What a lovely fellow you are, aren’t you? she said. He is a boy, isn’t he?’ ‘He is,’ I said.

21‘Isn’t he good to sit there on your shoulders like that? Dont see that very often.

22He must really trust you.

23Id barely said goodbye to the lady when we were approached by two young girls.

24Theyd seen the lady making a fuss of Bob so I guess they thought they could do the same. They turned out to be Swedish teenagers on holiday.

25What is his name? Can we take his picture? they said, snapping away with their cameras the instant I nodded.

26His names Bob,’ I said.

27Ah, Bob. Cool.

28We chatted for a minute or two. One of them had a cat herself and produced a picture of it for me. I had to politely excuse myself after a couple of minutes, otherwise they would have spent hours drooling over him.

29We carried on towards the bottom of Neal Street in the direction of Long Acre.

30But the going was slow. No sooner had the latest admirer gone away than the same thing was happening againand again. Id barely go three feet without being stopped by someone who wanted to stroke or talk to Bob.

31The novelty soon wore off. At this rate I wasn’t going to get anywhere, I began to realise. It normally took me not much more than ten minutes to get from my normal bus stop to my pitch at Covent Garden. But it had already taken me twice that because everyone had seemed to want to stop and talk to Bob. It was a bit ridiculous.

32By the time we got to Covent Garden it was almost an hour after I normally got set up.

33Thanks a lot, Bob, youve probably cost me a few quid in lost earnings, I heard myself saying in my head, half-jokingly.

34It was a serious issue though. If he was going to slow me down this much every day, I really couldn’t let him follow me on to the bus again, I thought. It wasn’t long before I was thinking a bit differently.

35By this point, Id been busking around Covent Garden for about a year and a half. I generally started at about two or three in the afternoon and carried on until around eight in the evening. It was the best time to capture tourists and people finishing off their shopping or on the way home from work. At the weekends I would go earlier and do lunchtimes. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday Id carry on until quite late, trying to take advantage of the extra numbers of Londoners that hung around at the end of the working week.

36Id learned to be flexible in finding an audience. My main pitch was on a patch of pavement directly outside Covent Garden tube station on James Street. Id work that until about 6.30p.m. , when the main evening rush hour was at its peak. Then for the last couple of hours Id walk around all the pubs in Covent Garden where people were standing outside smoking and drinking. In the summer months this could be quite productive as office workers unwound after their days work with a pint and a fag in the evening sunshine.

37It could be a bit risky at times. Some people took exception to me approaching them and could be rude and even abusive at times. Piss off you scrounger’; ‘Get yourself a proper job you lazy f******.’ That kind of stuff. But that came with the territory. I was used to it. There were plenty of people who were happy to hear me play a song then slip me a quid.

38Busking at James Street was a bit of a gamble as well. Technically speaking, I wasn’t supposed to be there.

39The Covent Garden area is divided up very specifically into areas when it comes to street people. Its regulated by officials from the local council, an officious bunch that we referred to as Covent Guardians.

40My pitch should have been on the eastern side of Covent Garden, near the Royal Opera House and Bow Street. Thats where the musicians were supposed to operate, according to the Covent Guardians. The other side of the piazza, the western side, was where the street performers were supposed to ply their trade.

41The jugglers and entertainers generally pitched themselves under the balcony of the Punch and Judy pub where they usually found a rowdy audience willing to watch them.

42James Street, where I had begun playing, was meant to be the domain of the human statues. There were a few of them around, one guy dressed as Charlie Chaplin used to do quite well but only worked now and again. But it was normally clear so I had taken advantage and made it my own little patch. I knew there was always the risk of getting moved along by the Covent Guardians but I took my chances and it usually paid off. The volume of people coming out of the tube station there was huge. If only one in a thousand of them made adropthen I could do OK.

43It was just after 3p.m. when I got to my pitchfinally. Just as we turned into James Street we were stopped for the umpteenth time, on this occasion by an obviously gay guy on his way home from the gym, judging by the sweaty kit he was wearing.

44He made a complete fuss of Bob and even asked meI think jokinglywhether he could buy him off me.

45No, mate, hes not for sale,’ I said politely, just in case he was serious. Walking away from the guy I just looked at Bob and shook my head. Only in London, mate, only in London.’

46Arriving at the pitch, I firstly checked to make sure the coast was clear. There was no sign of the Covent Guardians. There were also a couple of people who worked at the tube station who sometimes gave me some hassle because they knew I wasn’t supposed to be there. But they didn’t seem to be around either. So I put Bob down on the pavement near the wall, unzipped my guitar case, took off my jacket and got ready to tune up.

47Ordinarily it would take me a good ten minutes to get tuned, start playing and get people to pay me some attention.

48Today though a couple of people slowed down in front of me and lobbed small denomination coins into my guitar case even before Id played a note. Generous of them, I thought.

49It was as I fiddled around, tuning my guitar, that the penny eventually dropped!

50My back was turned to the crowd when I again heard the distinctive clinking of one coin hitting another. Behind me I heard a male voice. Nice cat, mate,’ he said.

51I turned and saw an ordinary-looking guy in his mid-twenties giving me a thumbs up sign and walking off with a smile on his face.

52I was taken aback. Bob had curled himself up in a comfortable ball in the middle of the empty guitar case. I knew he was a charmer. But this was something else.

53Id taught myself to play the guitar when I was a teenager living back in Australia. People would show me things and then Id work my way through them on my own. I got my first guitar when I was fifteen or sixteen. It was quite late to start playing, I suppose. I bought an old electric guitar from a Cash Converters in Melbourne. Id always played on my friendsacoustic guitars, but I fancied an electric one. I loved Jimi Hendrix, I thought he was fantastic and wanted to play like him.

54The set Id put together for my busking featured some of the things that Id enjoyed playing for years. Kurt Cobain had always been a bit of a hero of mine, so there was some Nirvana in there. But I also played some Bob Dylan and a fair bit by Johnny Cash. One of the most popular things I played was Hurt, originally by Nine Inch Nails but then covered by Johnny Cash. It was easier to play that version because it was an acoustic piece. I also played The Man In Black by Johnny Cash. That was a good busking songand it was kind of appropriate too. I generally wore black. The most popular song in my set was Wonderwall by Oasis.

55That always worked best, especially outside the pubs when I wandered around later in the evenings.

56I played pretty much the same stuff over and over every day. It was what people liked. Thats what the tourists wanted to hear. I would usually start with a song like About A Girl by Nirvana just to get the fingers going. Thats what I did today, as Bob sat in front of me, watching the crowds walk out of the tube station.

57Id barely been playing for more than a few minutes when a group of kids stopped. They were obviously from Brazil and were all wearing Brazilian football shirts and speaking what I recognised as Portuguese. One of them, a young girl, bent down and began stroking Bob.

58Ah, gato bonita,’ she said.

59She is saying you have a beautiful cat,’ one of the boys said, helpfully translating her Portuguese.

60They were just kids on a trip to London, but they were fascinated. Almost immediately other people were stopping to see what the fuss was about. About half a dozen of the Brazilian kids and other passers-by began fishing around in their pockets and started raining coins into the bag.

61Looks like you may not be such a bad companion after all, Bob. Ill invite you out for the day more often,’ I smiled at him.

62Id not planned on bringing him along with me so I didn’t have much to give him. There was a half-empty packet of his favourite cat treats in my rucksack so I gave him one of them every now and again. Like me, hed have to wait until later to get a decent meal.

63As the late afternoon turned into the early evening and the crowds thickened with people heading home from work or out into the West End for the evening, more and more people were slowing down and looking at Bob. There was clearly something about him that fascinated people.

64As darkness was beginning to descend, one middle-aged lady stopped for a chat.

65How long have you had him? she asked, bending down to stroke Bob.

66Oh, only a few weeks,’ I said. We sort of found each other.’ ‘Found each other? Sounds interesting.’

67At first I was a bit suspicious. I wondered whether she was some kind of animal welfare person and might tell me that I had no right to keep him or something. But she turned out simply to be a real cat lover.

68She smiled as I explained the story of how wed met and how Id spent a fortnight nursing him back to health.

69I had a ginger tom very much like this one a few years ago,’ she said, looking a bit emotional. For a moment I thought she was going to burst into tears. You are lucky to have found him. They are just the best companions, they are so quiet and docile. Youve found yourself a real friend there,’ she said.

70I think you are right,’ I smiled.

71She placed a fiver into the guitar case before leaving.

72He was definitely a lady puller, I realised. I estimated that something like 70 per cent of the people who had stopped so far had been females.

73After just over an hour, I had as much as what Id normally make in a good day, just over twenty-five pounds.

74This is brilliant, I thought to myself.

75But something inside me was saying that I shouldn’t call it quits, that I should carry on for tonight.

76The truth was I was still torn about Bob. Despite the gut feeling I had that this cat and I were somehow destined to be together, a large part of me still figured that hed eventually go off and make his own way. It was only logical. Hed wandered into my life and he was going to wander back out again at some point.

77This couldn’t carry on. So as the passers-by continued to slow down and make a fuss of him, I figured I might as well make the most of it. Make hay while the sun shines and all that.

78If he wants to come out and have fun with me, thats great,’ I said to myself.

79And Im making a bit of cash as well, then thats great too. Except that it was more than just a bit of cash by now.

80I had been used to making around twenty pounds a day, which was enough to get me through a few days and to cover all the expenses of running my flat. But that night, by the time I finished up at around 8p.m. , it was clear that Id made a lot more than that.

81After packing up my guitar, it took me all of five minutes to count out all the coins that had piled up. There were what looked like hundreds of coins of all denominations as well as a few notes scattered amongst them.

82When I finally totted it all up, I shook my head quietly. I had made the princely sum of £63.77. To most of the people walking around Covent Garden that might not have seemed like a lot of money. But it was to me.

83I transferred all the coins into my rucksack and hauled it on to my shoulders. It was rattling like a giant piggy bank. It also weighed a ton! But I was ecstatic. That was the most Id ever made in a days work on the streets, three times what Id make on a normal day.

84I picked up Bob, giving him a stroke on the back of the neck.

85Well done, mate,’ I said. That was what I call a good evenings work.’ I decided that I didn’t need to wander around the pubs. Besides, I knew Bob was hungryas was I. We needed to head home.

86I walked back towards Tottenham Court Road and the bus stop with Bob once more positioned on my shoulder. I wasn’t rude to anyone, but I decided not to engage with absolutely everyone who stopped and smiled at us. I couldn’t. There were too many of them. I wanted to get home this side of midnight.

87Well have something nice to eat tonight, Bob,’ I said as we settled on to the bus for the trip back up to Tottenham. Again, he pinned his nose up against the window watching the bright lights and the traffic.

88I got off the bus near a really nice Indian restaurant on Tottenham High Road.

89Id walked past it many times, savouring the lengthy menu, but never had enough spare money to be able to afford anything. Id always had to make do with something from a cheaper place nearer to the block of flats.

90I went in and ordered a chicken tikka masala with lemon rice, a peshwari naan and a sag paneer. The waiters threw me a few, funny looks when they saw Bob on a lead beside me. So I said Id pop back in twenty minutes and headed off with Bob to a supermarket across the road.

91With the money wed made I treated Bob to a nice pouch of posh cat food, a couple of packs of his favourite nibbles and somecat milk’. I also treated myself to a couple of nice tins of lager.

92Lets push the boat out, Bob,’ I said to him. Its been a day to remember.’ After picking up our dinner, I almost ran home, I was so overwhelmed by the tempting smells coming out from the brown paper carrier bag from the upmarket curry house. When we got inside Bob and I both wolfed down our food as if there was no tomorrow. I hadn’t eaten so well in monthswell, maybe years. Im pretty sure he hadn’t either.

93We then curled up for a couple of hours, me watching television and him snuggled up in his favourite spot under the radiator. We both slept like logs that night.