1I found Clarence alone in his quarters, drowned in melancholy; and in place of the electric light, he had reinstituted the ancient rag-lamp, and sat there in a grisly twilight with all curtains drawn tight. He sprang up and rushed for me eagerly, saying:

2Oh, its worth a billion milrays to look upon a live person again!”

3He knew me as easily as if I hadn’t been disguised at all. Which frightened me; one may easily believe that.

4Quick, now, tell me the meaning of this fearful disaster,” I said. How did it come about?”

5Well, if there hadn’t been any Queen Guenever, it wouldn’t have come so early; but it would have come, anyway. It would have come on your own account by and by; by luck, it happened to come on the queens.”

6And Sir Launcelot’s?”

7Just so.”

8Give me the details.”

9I reckon you will grant that during some years there has been only one pair of eyes in these kingdoms that has not been looking steadily askance at the queen and Sir Launcelot—”

10Yes, King Arthurs.”

11“—and only one heart that was without suspicion—”

12Yesthe kings; a heart that isn’t capable of thinking evil of a friend.”

13Well, the king might have gone on, still happy and unsuspecting, to the end of his days, but for one of your modern improvementsthe stock-board. When you left, three miles of the London, Canterbury and Dover were ready for the rails, and also ready and ripe for manipulation in the stock-market. It was wildcat, and everybody knew it. The stock was for sale at a give-away. What does Sir Launcelot do, but—”

14Yes, I know; he quietly picked up nearly all of it for a song; then he bought about twice as much more, deliverable upon call; and he was about to call when I left.”

15Very well, he did call. The boys couldn’t deliver. Oh, he had themand he just settled his grip and squeezed them. They were laughing in their sleeves over their smartness in selling stock to him at 15 and 16 and along there that wasn’t worth 10. Well, when they had laughed long enough on that side of their mouths, they rested-up that side by shifting the laugh to the other side. That was when they compromised with the Invincible at 283!”

16Good land!”

17He skinned them alive, and they deserved itanyway, the whole kingdom rejoiced. Well, among the flayed were Sir Agravaine and Sir Mordred, nephews to the king. End of the first act. Act second, scene first, an apartment in Carlisle castle, where the court had gone for a few dayshunting. Persons present, the whole tribe of the kings nephews. Mordred and Agravaine propose to call the guileless Arthurs attention to Guenever and Sir Launcelot. Sir Gawaine, Sir Gareth, and Sir Gaheris will have nothing to do with it. A dispute ensues, with loud talk; in the midst of it enter the king. Mordred and Agravaine spring their devastating tale upon him. Tableau. A trap is laid for Launcelot, by the kings command, and Sir Launcelot walks into it. He made it sufficiently uncomfortable for the ambushed witnessesto wit, Mordred, Agravaine, and twelve knights of lesser rank, for he killed every one of them but Mordred; but of course that couldn’t straighten matters between Launcelot and the king, and didn’t.”

18Oh, dear, only one thing could resultI see that. War, and the knights of the realm divided into a kings party and a Sir Launcelot’s party.”

19Yesthat was the way of it. The king sent the queen to the stake, proposing to purify her with fire. Launcelot and his knights rescued her, and in doing it slew certain good old friends of yours and minein fact, some of the best we ever had; to wit, Sir Belias le Orgulous, Sir Segwarides, Sir Griflet le Fils de Dieu, Sir Brandiles, Sir Aglovale—”

20Oh, you tear out my heartstrings.”

21“—wait, Im not done yetSir Tor, Sir Gauter, Sir Gillimer—”

22The very best man in my subordinate nine. What a handy right-fielder he was!”

23“—Sir Reynold’s three brothers, Sir Damus, Sir Priamus, Sir Kay the Stranger—”

24My peerless short-stop! Ive seen him catch a daisy-cutter in his teeth. Come, I cant stand this!”

25“—Sir Driant, Sir Lambegus, Sir Herminde, Sir Pertilope, Sir Perimones, andwhom do you think?”

26Rush! Go on.”

27Sir Gaheris, and Sir Garethboth!”

28Oh, incredible! Their love for Launcelot was indestructible.”

29Well, it was an accident. They were simply onlookers; they were unarmed, and were merely there to witness the queens punishment. Sir Launcelot smote down whoever came in the way of his blind fury, and he killed these without noticing who they were. Here is an instantaneous photograph one of our boys got of the battle; its for sale on every news-stand. Therethe figures nearest the queen are Sir Launcelot with his sword up, and Sir Gareth gasping his latest breath. You can catch the agony in the queens face through the curling smoke. Its a rattling battle-picture.”

30Indeed, it is. We must take good care of it; its historical value is incalculable. Go on.”

31Well, the rest of the tale is just war, pure and simple. Launcelot retreated to his town and castle of Joyous Gard, and gathered there a great following of knights. The king, with a great host, went there, and there was desperate fighting during several days, and, as a result, all the plain around was paved with corpses and cast-iron. Then the Church patched up a peace between Arthur and Launcelot and the queen and everybodyeverybody but Sir Gawaine. He was bitter about the slaying of his brothers, Gareth and Gaheris, and would not be appeased. He notified Launcelot to get him thence, and make swift preparation, and look to be soon attacked. So Launcelot sailed to his Duchy of Guienne with his following, and Gawaine soon followed with an army, and he beguiled Arthur to go with him. Arthur left the kingdom in Sir Mordred’s hands until you should return—”

32Aha kings customary wisdom!”

33Yes. Sir Mordred set himself at once to work to make his kingship permanent. He was going to marry Guenever, as a first move; but she fled and shut herself up in the Tower of London. Mordred attacked; the Bishop of Canterbury dropped down on him with the Interdict. The king returned; Mordred fought him at Dover, at Canterbury, and again at Barham Down. Then there was talk of peace and a composition. Terms, Mordred to have Cornwall and Kent during Arthurs life, and the whole kingdom afterward.”

34Well, upon my word! My dream of a republic to be a dream, and so remain.”

35Yes. The two armies lay near Salisbury. Gawaine—Gawaine’s head is at Dover Castle, he fell in the fight there—Gawaine appeared to Arthur in a dream, at least his ghost did, and warned him to refrain from conflict for a month, let the delay cost what it might. But battle was precipitated by an accident. Arthur had given order that if a sword was raised during the consultation over the proposed treaty with Mordred, sound the trumpet and fall on! for he had no confidence in Mordred. Mordred had given a similar order to his people. Well, by and by an adder bit a knights heel; the knight forgot all about the order, and made a slash at the adder with his sword. Inside of half a minute those two prodigious hosts came together with a crash! They butchered away all day. Then the kinghowever, we have started something fresh since you leftour paper has.”

36No? What is that?”

37War correspondence!”

38Why, thats good.”

39Yes, the paper was booming right along, for the Interdict made no impression, got no grip, while the war lasted. I had war correspondents with both armies. I will finish that battle by reading you what one of the boys says:

40Then the king looked about him, and then was he ware of all his host and of all his good knights were left no more on live but two knights, that was Sir Lucan de Butlere, and his brother Sir Bedivere: and they were full sore wounded. Jesu mercy, said the king, where are all my noble knights becomen? Alas that ever I should see this doleful day. For now, said Arthur, I am come to mine end. But would to God that I wist where were that traitor Sir Mordred, that hath caused all this mischief. Then was King Arthur ware where Sir Mordred leaned upon his sword among a great heap of dead men. Now give me my spear, said Arthur unto Sir Lucan, for yonder I have espied the traitor that all this woe hath wrought. Sir, let him be, said Sir Lucan, for he is unhappy; and if ye pass this unhappy day, ye shall be right well revenged upon him. Good lord, remember ye of your nights dream, and what the spirit of Sir Gawaine told you this night, yet God of his great goodness hath preserved you hitherto. Therefore, for Gods sake, my lord, leave off by this. For blessed be God ye have won the field: for here we be three on live, and with Sir Mordred is none on live. And if ye leave off now, this wicked day of destiny is past. Tide me death, betide me life, saith the king, now I see him yonder alone, he shall never escape mine hands, for at a better avail shall I never have him. God speed you well, said Sir Bedivere. Then the king gat his spear in both his hands, and ran toward Sir Mordred crying, Traitor, now is thy death day come. And when Sir Mordred heard Sir Arthur, he ran until him with his sword drawn in his hand. And then King Arthur smote Sir Mordred under the shield, with a foin of his spear throughout the body more than a fathom. And when Sir Mordred felt that he had his deaths wound, he thrust himself, with the might that he had, up to the butt of King Arthurs spear. And right so he smote his father Arthur with his sword holden in both his hands, on the side of the head, that the sword pierced the helmet and the brain-pan, and therewithal Sir Mordred fell stark dead to the earth. And the noble Arthur fell in a swoon to the earth, and there he swooned oft-times—”

41That is a good piece of war correspondence, Clarence; you are a first-rate newspaper man. Wellis the king all right? Did he get well?”

42Poor soul, no. He is dead.”

43I was utterly stunned; it had not seemed to me that any wound could be mortal to him.

44And the queen, Clarence?”

45She is a nun, in Almesbury.”

46What changes! and in such a short while. It is inconceivable. What next, I wonder?”

47I can tell you what next.”

48Well?”

49Stake our lives and stand by them!”

50What do you mean by that?”

51The Church is master now. The Interdict included you with Mordred; it is not to be removed while you remain alive. The clans are gathering. The Church has gathered all the knights that are left alive, and as soon as you are discovered we shall have business on our hands.”

52Stuff! With our deadly scientific war-material; with our hosts of trained—”

53Save your breathwe havent sixty faithful left!”

54What are you saying? Our schools, our colleges, our vast workshops, our—”

55When those knights come, those establishments will empty themselves and go over to the enemy. Did you think you had educated the superstition out of those people?”

56I certainly did think it.”

57Well, then, you may unthink it. They stood every strain easilyuntil the Interdict. Since then, they merely put on a bold outsideat heart they are quaking. Make up your mind to itwhen the armies come, the mask will fall.”

58Its hard news. We are lost. They will turn our own science against us.”

59No they wont.”

60Why?”

61Because I and a handful of the faithful have blocked that game. Ill tell you what Ive done, and what moved me to it. Smart as you are, the Church was smarter. It was the Church that sent you cruisingthrough her servants, the doctors.”

62“Clarence!”

63It is the truth. I know it. Every officer of your ship was the Churchs picked servant, and so was every man of the crew.”

64Oh, come!”

65It is just as I tell you. I did not find out these things at once, but I found them out finally. Did you send me verbal information, by the commander of the ship, to the effect that upon his return to you, with supplies, you were going to leave Cadiz—”

66“Cadiz! I havent been at Cadiz at all!”

67“—going to leave Cadiz and cruise in distant seas indefinitely, for the health of your family? Did you send me that word?”

68Of course not. I would have written, wouldn’t I?”

69Naturally. I was troubled and suspicious. When the commander sailed again I managed to ship a spy with him. I have never heard of vessel or spy since. I gave myself two weeks to hear from you in. Then I resolved to send a ship to Cadiz. There was a reason why I didn’t.”

70What was that?”

71Our navy had suddenly and mysteriously disappeared! Also, as suddenly and as mysteriously, the railway and telegraph and telephone service ceased, the men all deserted, poles were cut down, the Church laid a ban upon the electric light! I had to be up and doingand straight off. Your life was safenobody in these kingdoms but Merlin would venture to touch such a magician as you without ten thousand men at his backI had nothing to think of but how to put preparations in the best trim against your coming. I felt safe myselfnobody would be anxious to touch a pet of yours. So this is what I did. From our various works I selected all the menboys I meanwhose faithfulness under whatsoever pressure I could swear to, and I called them together secretly and gave them their instructions. There are fifty-two of them; none younger than fourteen, and none above seventeen years old.”

72Why did you select boys?”

73Because all the others were born in an atmosphere of superstition and reared in it. It is in their blood and bones. We imagined we had educated it out of them; they thought so, too; the Interdict woke them up like a thunderclap! It revealed them to themselves, and it revealed them to me, too. With boys it was different. Such as have been under our training from seven to ten years have had no acquaintance with the Churchs terrors, and it was among these that I found my fifty-two. As a next move, I paid a private visit to that old cave of Merlinsnot the small onethe big one—”

74Yes, the one where we secretly established our first great electric plant when I was projecting a miracle.”

75Just so. And as that miracle hadn’t become necessary then, I thought it might be a good idea to utilize the plant now. Ive provisioned the cave for a siege—”

76A good idea, a first-rate idea.”

77I think so. I placed four of my boys there as a guardinside, and out of sight. Nobody was to be hurtwhile outside; but any attempt to enterwell, we said just let anybody try it! Then I went out into the hills and uncovered and cut the secret wires which connected your bedroom with the wires that go to the dynamite deposits under all our vast factories, mills, workshops, magazines, etc., and about midnight I and my boys turned out and connected that wire with the cave, and nobody but you and I suspects where the other end of it goes to. We laid it under ground, of course, and it was all finished in a couple of hours or so. We shant have to leave our fortress now when we want to blow up our civilization.”

78It was the right moveand the natural one; military necessity, in the changed condition of things. Well, what changes have come! We expected to be besieged in the palace some time or other, buthowever, go on.”

79Next, we built a wire fence.”

80Wire fence?”

81Yes. You dropped the hint of it yourself, two or three years ago.”

82Oh, I rememberthe time the Church tried her strength against us the first time, and presently thought it wise to wait for a hopefuler season. Well, how have you arranged the fence?”

83I start twelve immensely strong wiresnaked, not insulatedfrom a big dynamo in the cavedynamo with no brushes except a positive and a negative one—”

84Yes, thats right.”

85The wires go out from the cave and fence in a circle of level ground a hundred yards in diameter; they make twelve independent fences, ten feet apartthat is to say, twelve circles within circlesand their ends come into the cave again.”

86Right; go on.”

87The fences are fastened to heavy oaken posts only three feet apart, and these posts are sunk five feet in the ground.”

88That is good and strong.”

89Yes. The wires have no ground-connection outside of the cave. They go out from the positive brush of the dynamo; there is a ground-connection through the negative brush; the other ends of the wire return to the cave, and each is grounded independently.”

90No, no, that wont do!”

91Why?”

92Its too expensiveuses up force for nothing. You dont want any ground-connection except the one through the negative brush. The other end of every wire must be brought back into the cave and fastened independently, and without any ground-connection. Now, then, observe the economy of it. A cavalry charge hurls itself against the fence; you are using no power, you are spending no money, for there is only one ground-connection till those horses come against the wire; the moment they touch it they form a connection with the negative brush through the ground, and drop dead. Dont you see?—you are using no energy until it is needed; your lightning is there, and ready, like the load in a gun; but it isn’t costing you a cent till you touch it off. Oh, yes, the single ground-connection—”

93Of course! I dont know how I overlooked that. Its not only cheaper, but its more effectual than the other way, for if wires break or get tangled, no harm is done.”

94No, especially if we have a tell-tale in the cave and disconnect the broken wire. Well, go on. The gatlings?”

95Yesthats arranged. In the center of the inner circle, on a spacious platform six feet high, Ive grouped a battery of thirteen gatling guns, and provided plenty of ammunition.”

96Thats it. They command every approach, and when the Churchs knights arrive, theres going to be music. The brow of the precipice over the cave—”

97Ive got a wire fence there, and a gatling. They wont drop any rocks down on us.”

98Well, and the glass-cylinder dynamite torpedoes?”

99Thats attended to. Its the prettiest garden that was ever planted. Its a belt forty feet wide, and goes around the outer fencedistance between it and the fence one hundred yardskind of neutral ground that space is. There isn’t a single square yard of that whole belt but is equipped with a torpedo. We laid them on the surface of the ground, and sprinkled a layer of sand over them. Its an innocent looking garden, but you let a man start in to hoe it once, and youll see.”

100You tested the torpedoes?”

101Well, I was going to, but—”

102But what? Why, its an immense oversight not to apply a—”

103Test? Yes, I know; but theyre all right; I laid a few in the public road beyond our lines and theyve been tested.”

104Oh, that alters the case. Who did it?”

105A Church committee.”

106How kind!”

107Yes. They came to command us to make submission. You see they didn’t really come to test the torpedoes; that was merely an incident.”

108Did the committee make a report?”

109Yes, they made one. You could have heard it a mile.”

110Unanimous?”

111That was the nature of it. After that I put up some signs, for the protection of future committees, and we have had no intruders since.”

112“Clarence, youve done a world of work, and done it perfectly.”

113We had plenty of time for it; there wasn’t any occasion for hurry.”

114We sat silent awhile, thinking. Then my mind was made up, and I said:

115Yes, everything is ready; everything is shipshape, no detail is wanting. I know what to do now.”

116So do I; sit down and wait.”

117No, sir! rise up and strike!”

118Do you mean it?”

119Yes, indeed! The de fensive isn’t in my line, and the of fensive is. That is, when I hold a fair handtwo-thirds as good a hand as the enemy. Oh, yes, well rise up and strike; thats our game.”

120A hundred to one you are right. When does the performance begin?”

121Now! Well proclaim the Republic.”

122Well, that will precipitate things, sure enough!”

123It will make them buzz, I tell you! England will be a hornetsnest before noon to-morrow, if the Churchs hand hasn’t lost its cunningand we know it hasn’t. Now you write and Ill dictate thus:

124PROCLAMATION

125BE IT KNOWN UNTO ALL. Whereas the king having died and left no heir, it becomes my duty to continue the executive authority vested in me, until a government shall have been created and set in motion. The monarchy has lapsed, it no longer exists. By consequence, all political power has reverted to its original source, the people of the nation. With the monarchy, its several adjuncts died also; wherefore there is no longer a nobility, no longer a privileged class, no longer an Established Church; all men are become exactly equal; they are upon one common level, and religion is free. A Republic is hereby proclaimed, as being the natural estate of a nation when other authority has ceased. It is the duty of the British people to meet together immediately, and by their votes elect representatives and deliver into their hands the government.”

126I signed itThe Boss,” and dated it from Merlins Cave. Clarence said

127Why, that tells where we are, and invites them to call right away.”

128That is the idea. We strikeby the Proclamationthen its their innings. Now have the thing set up and printed and posted, right off; that is, give the order; then, if youve got a couple of bicycles handy at the foot of the hill, ho for Merlins Cave!”

129I shall be ready in ten minutes. What a cyclone there is going to be to-morrow when this piece of paper gets to work!... Its a pleasant old palace, this is; I wonder if we shall ever againbut never mind about that.”