18. To Mrs GWYLLIM, house-keeper at Brambleton-hall.

The Expedition of Humphry Clinker / 汉弗莱·克林克历险记

1I am astonished that Dr Lewis should take upon him to give away Alderney, without my privity and concurrants—What signifies my brothers order? My brother is little better than Noncompush. He would give away the shirt off his back, and the teeth out of his head; nay, as for that matter; he would have ruinated the family with his ridiculous charities, if it had not been for my four quartersWhat between his willfullness and his waste, his trumps, and his frenzy, I lead the life of an indented slave. Alderney gave four gallons a-day, ever since the calf was sent to market. There is so much milk out of my dairy, and the press must stand still: but I wont loose a cheese pairing; and the milk shall be made good, if the sarvents should go without butter. If they must needs have butter, let them make it of sheeps milk; but then my wool will suffer for want of grace; so that I must be a loser on all sides. Well, patience is like a stout Welsh poney; it bears a great deal, and trots a great way; but it will tire at the long run. Before its long, perhaps I may shew Matt, that I was not born to be the household drudge to my dying day—Gwyn rites from Crickhowel, that the price of flannel is fallen three-farthings an ell; and thats another good penny out of my pocket. When I go to market to sell, my commodity stinks; but when I want to buy the commonest thing, the owner pricks it up under my nose; and it cant be had for love nor moneyI think everything runs cross at Brambleton-hallYou say the gander has broke the eggs; which is a phinumenon I dont understand: for when the fox carried off the old goose last year, he took her place, and hatched the eggs, and partected the goslings like a tender parentThen you tell me the thunder has soured two barrels of beer in the seller. But how the thunder should get there, when the seller was double-locked, I cant comprehend. Howsomever, I wont have the beer thrown out, till I see it with my own eyes. Perhaps, it will recoverAt least it will serve for vinegar to the servants. You may leave off the fires in my brothers chamber and mine, as it is unsartain when we return. I hope, Gwyllim, youll take care there is no waste; and have an eye to the maids, and keep them to their spinning. I think they may go very well without beer in hot weatherit serves only to inflame the blood, and set them a-gog after the men. Water will make them fair and keep them cool and tamperit. Dont forget to put up in the portmantel, that cums with Williams, along with my riding-habit, hat, and feather, the viol of purl water, and the tincktur for my stomach; being as how I am much troubled with flutterencies. This is all at present, from

2Yours, TABITHA BRAMBLE BATH, April 26.