2. To the Revd. Mr JONATHAN DUSTWICH, at—

The Expedition of Humphry Clinker / 汉弗莱·克林克历险记

1SIR,

2I received yours in course of post, and shall be glad to treat with you for the M.S. which I have delivered to your friend Mr Behn; but can by no means comply with the terms proposed. Those things are so uncertainWriting is all a lotteryI have been a loser by the works of the greatest men of the ageI could mention particulars, and name names; but dont choose itThe taste of the town is so changeable. Then there have been so many letters upon travels lately publishedWhat between Smollett’s, Sharps, Derricks, Thicknesse’s, Baltimores, and Baretti’s, together with Shandys Sentimental Travels, the public seems to be cloyed with that kind of entertainmentNevertheless, I will, if you please, run the risque of printing and publishing, and you shall have half the profits of the impressionYou need not take the trouble to bring up your sermons on my accountNo body reads sermons but Methodists and DissentersBesides, for my own part, I am quite a stranger to that sort of reading; and the two persons, whose judgment I depended upon in those matters, are out of the way; one is gone abroad, carpenter of a man of war; and the other, has been silly enough to abscond, in order to avoid a prosecution for blasphemyIm a great loser by his going offHe has left a manual of devotion half finished on my hands, after having received money for the whole copyHe was the soundest divine, and had the most orthodox pen of all my people; and I never knew his judgment fail, but in flying from his bread and butter on this occasion.

3By owning you was not put in bodily fear by Lismahago, you preclude yourself from the benefit of a good plea, over and above the advantage of binding him over. In the late war, I inserted in my evening paper, a paragraph that came by the post, reflecting upon the behaviour of a certain regiment in battle. An officer of said regiment came to my shop, and, in the presence of my wife and journeyman, threatened to cut off my earsAs I exhibited marks of bodily fear more ways than one, to the conviction of the byestanders, I bound him over; my action lay, and I recovered. As for flagellation, you have nothing to fear, and nothing to hope, on that headThere has been but one printer flogged at the carts tail these thirty years; that was Charles Watson; and he assured me it was no more than a flea-bite. CShas been threatened several times by the House of L—; but it came to nothing. If an information should be moved for, and granted against you, as the editor of those Letters, I hope you will have honesty and wit enough to appear and take your trialIf you should be sentenced to the pillory, your fortune is madeAs times go, thats a sure step to honour and preferment. I shall think myself happy if I can lend you a lift; and am, very sincerely,

4Yours,

5HENRY DAVIS. LONDON, Aug. 10th.

6Please my kind service to your neighbour, my cousin Madoc—I have sent an Almanack and Court-kalendar, directed for him at Mr Sutton’s, bookseller, in Gloucester, carriage paid, which he will please to accept as a small token of my regard. My wife, who is very fond of toasted cheese, presents her compliments to him, and begs to know if theres any of that kind, which he was so good as to send us last Christmas, to be sold in London.

7H. D.