23. CHAPTER XXIII. THE GOOD-CONDUCT CLUB

Rainbow Valley / 彩虹幽谷

1A light rain had been falling all daya little, delicate, beautiful spring rain, that somehow seemed to hint and whisper of mayflowers and wakening violets. The harbour and the gulf and the low-lying shore fields had been dim with pearl-gray mists. But now in the evening the rain had ceased and the mists had blown out to sea. Clouds sprinkled the sky over the harbour like little fiery roses. Beyond it the hills were dark against a spendthrift splendour of daffodil and crimson. A great silvery evening star was watching over the bar. A brisk, dancing, new-sprung wind was blowing up from Rainbow Valley, resinous with the odours of fir and damp mosses. It crooned in the old spruces around the graveyard and ruffled Faiths splendid curls as she sat on Hezekiah Pollock’s tombstone with her arms round Mary Vance and Una. Carl and Jerry were sitting opposite them on another tombstone and all were rather full of mischief after being cooped up all day.

2The air just shines to-night, doesn’t it? Its been washed so clean, you see,” said Faith happily.

3Mary Vance eyed her gloomily. Knowing what she knew, or fancied she knew, Mary considered that Faith was far too light-hearted. Mary had something on her mind to say and she meant to say it before she went home. Mrs. Elliott had sent her up to the manse with some new-laid eggs, and had told her not to stay longer than half an hour. The half hour was nearly up, so Mary uncurled her cramped legs from under her and said abruptly,

4Never mind about the air. Just you listen to me. You manse young ones have just got to behave yourselves better than youve been doing this springthats all there is to it. I just come up to-night a-purpose to tell you so. The way people are talking about you is awful.”

5What have we been doing now?” cried Faith in amazement, pulling her arm away from Mary. Una’s lips trembled and her sensitive little soul shrank within her. Mary was always so brutally frank. Jerry began to whistle out of bravado. He meant to let Mary see he didn’t care for her tirades. Their behaviour was no business of hers anyway. What right had she to lecture them on their conduct?

6Doing now! Youre doing all the time,” retorted Mary. Just as soon as the talk about one of your didos fades away you do something else to start it up again. It seems to me you havent any idea of how manse children ought to behave!”

7Maybe you can tell us,” said Jerry, killingly sarcastic.

8Sarcasm was quite thrown away on Mary.

9I can tell you what will happen if you dont learn to behave yourselves. The session will ask your father to resign. There now, Master Jerry-know-it-all. Mrs. Alec Davis said so to Mrs. Elliott. I heard her. I always have my ears pricked up when Mrs. Alec Davis comes to tea. She said you were all going from bad to worse and that though it was only what was to be expected when you had nobody to bring you up, still the congregation couldn’t be expected to put up with it much longer, and something would have to be done. The Methodists just laugh and laugh at you, and that hurts the Presbyterian feelings. She says you all need a good dose of birch tonic. Lor’, if that would make folks good I oughter be a young saint. Im not telling you this because I want to hurt your feelings. Im sorry for you”—Mary was past mistress of the gentle art of condescension. I understand that you havent much chance, the way things are. But other people dont make as much allowance as I do. Miss Drew says Carl had a frog in his pocket in Sunday School last Sunday and it hopped out while she was hearing the lesson. She says shes going to give up the class. Why dont you keep your insecks home?”

10I popped it right back in again,” said Carl. It didn’t hurt anybodya poor little frog! And I wish old Jane Drew would give up our class. I hate her. Her own nephew had a dirty plug of tobacco in his pocket and offered us fellows a chew when Elder Clow was praying. I guess thats worse than a frog.”

11No, ‘cause frogs are more unexpected-like. They make more of a sensation. ‘Sides, he wasn’t caught at it. And then that praying competition you had last week has made a fearful scandal. Everybody is talking about it.”

12Why, the Blythes were in that as well as us,” cried Faith, indignantly. It was Nan Blythe who suggested it in the first place. And Walter took the prize.”

13Well, you get the credit of it any way. It wouldn’t have been so bad if you hadn’t had it in the graveyard.”

14I should think a graveyard was a very good place to pray in,” retorted Jerry.

15Deacon Hazard drove past when you were praying,” said Mary, “and he saw and heard you, with your hands folded over your stomach, and groaning after every sentence. He thought you were making fun of him.”

16So I was,” declared unabashed Jerry. Only I didn’t know he was going by, of course. That was just a mean accident. I wasn’t praying in real earnestI knew I had no chance of winning the prize. So I was just getting what fun I could out of it. Walter Blythe can pray bully. Why, he can pray as well as dad.”

17“Una is the only one of US who really likes praying,” said Faith pensively.

18Well, if praying scandalizes people so much we mustn’t do it any more,” sighed Una.

19Shucks, you can pray all you want to, only not in the graveyardand dont make a game of it. That was what made it so badthat, and having a tea-party on the tombstones.”

20We hadn’t.”

21Well, a soap-bubble party then. You had something. The over-harbour people swear you had a tea-party, but Im willing to take your word. And you used this tombstone as a table.”

22Well, Martha wouldn’t let us blow bubbles in the house. She was awful cross that day,” explained Jerry. And this old slab made such a jolly table.”

23“Weren’t they pretty?” cried Faith, her eyes sparkling over the remembrance. They reflected the trees and the hills and the harbour like little fairy worlds, and when we shook them loose they floated away down to Rainbow Valley.”

24All but one and it went over and bust up on the Methodist spire,” said Carl.

25Im glad we did it once, anyhow, before we found out it was wrong,” said Faith.

26It wouldn’t have been wrong to blow them on the lawn,” said Mary impatiently. Seems like I cant knock any sense into your heads. Youve been told often enough you shouldn’t play in the graveyard. The Methodists are sensitive about it.”

27We forget,” said Faith dolefully. And the lawn is so smalland so caterpillary—and so full of shrubs and things. We cant be in Rainbow Valley all the timeand where are we to go?”

28Its the things you do in the graveyard. It wouldn’t matter if you just sat here and talked quiet, same as were doing now. Well, I dont know what is going to come of it all, but I do know that Elder Warren is going to speak to your pa about it. Deacon Hazard is his cousin.”

29I wish they wouldn’t bother father about us,” said Una.

30Well, people think he ought to bother himself about you a little more. I dontI understand him. Hes a child in some ways himselfthats what he is, and needs some one to look after him as bad as you do. Well, perhaps hell have some one before long, if all tales is true.”

31What do you mean?” asked Faith.

32Havent you got any ideahonest?” demanded Mary.

33No, no. What do you mean?”

34Well, you are a lot of innocents, upon my word. Why, everybody is talking of it. Your pa goes to see Rosemary West. She is going to be your step-ma.”

35I dont believe it,” cried Una, flushing crimson.

36Well, I dunno. I just go by what folks say. I dont give it for a fact. But it would be a good thing. Rosemary Westd make you toe the mark if she came here, Ill bet a cent, for all shes so sweet and smiley on the face of her. Theyre always that way till theyve caught them. But you need some one to bring you up. Youre disgracing your pa and I feel for him. Ive always thought an awful lot of your pa ever since that night he talked to me so nice. Ive never said a single swear word since, or told a lie. And Id like to see him happy and comfortable, with his buttons on and his meals decent, and you young ones licked into shape, and that old cat of a Martha put in her proper place. The way she looked at the eggs I brought her to-night. ‘I hope theyre fresh,’ says she. I just wished they was rotten. But you just mind that she gives you all one for breakfast, including your pa. Make a fuss if she doesn’t. That was what they was sent up forbut I dont trust old Martha. Shes quite capable of feedingem to her cat.”

37Marys tongue being temporarily tired, a brief silence fell over the graveyard. The manse children did not feel like talking. They were digesting the new and not altogether palatable ideas Mary had suggested to them. Jerry and Carl were somewhat startled. But, after all, what did it matter? And it wasn’t likely there was a word of truth in it. Faith, on the whole, was pleased. Only Una was seriously upset. She felt that she would like to get away and cry.

38Will there be any stars in my crown?” sang the Methodist choir, beginning to practise in the Methodist church.

39I want just three,” said Mary, whose theological knowledge had increased notably since her residence with Mrs. Elliott. Just threesetting up on my head, like a corownet, a big one in the middle and a small one each side.”

40Are there different sizes in souls?” asked Carl.

41Of course. Why, little babies must have smaller ones than big men. Well, its getting dark and I must scoot home. Mrs. Elliott doesn’t like me to be out after dark. Laws, when I lived with Mrs. Wiley the dark was just the same as the daylight to me. I didn’t mind it no moren a gray cat. Them days seem a hundred years ago. Now, you mind what Ive said and try to behave yourselves, for you pas sake. Ill always back you up and defend youyou can be dead sure of that. Mrs. Elliott says she never saw the like of me for sticking up for my friends. I was real sassy to Mrs. Alec Davis about you and Mrs. Elliott combed me down for it afterwards. The fair Cornelia has a tongue of her own and no mistake. But she was pleased underneath for all, ‘cause she hates old Kitty Alec and shes real fond of you. I can see through folks.”

42Mary sailed off, excellently well pleased with herself, leaving a rather depressed little group behind her.

43Mary Vance always says something that makes us feel bad when she comes up,” said Una resentfully.

44I wish wed left her to starve in the old barn,” said Jerry vindictively.

45Oh, thats wicked, Jerry,” rebuked Una.

46May as well have the game as the name,” retorted unrepentant Jerry. If people say were so bad lets be bad.”

47But not if it hurts father,” pleaded Faith.

48Jerry squirmed uncomfortably. He adored his father. Through the unshaded study window they could see Mr. Meredith at his desk. He did not seem to be either reading or writing. His head was in his hands and there was something in his whole attitude that spoke of weariness and dejection. The children suddenly felt it.

49I dare say somebodys been worrying him about us to-day,” said Faith. I wish we could get along without making people talk. Oh—Jem Blythe! How you scared me!”

50Jem Blythe had slipped into the graveyard and sat down beside the girls. He had been prowling about Rainbow Valley and had succeeded in finding the first little star-white cluster of arbutus for his mother. The manse children were rather silent after his coming. Jem was beginning to grow away from them somewhat this spring. He was studying for the entrance examination of Queens Academy and stayed after school with the older pupils for extra lessons. Also, his evenings were so full of work that he seldom joined the others in Rainbow Valley now. He seemed to be drifting away into grown-up land.

51What is the matter with you all to-night?” he asked. Theres no fun in you.”

52Not much,” agreed Faith dolefully. There wouldn’t be much fun in you either if you knew you were disgracing your father and making people talk about you.”

53Whos been talking about you now?”

54Everybodyso Mary Vance says.” And Faith poured out her troubles to sympathetic Jem. You see,” she concluded dolefully, “weve nobody to bring us up. And so we get into scrapes and people think were bad.”

55Why dont you bring yourselves up?” suggested Jem. Ill tell you what to do. Form a Good-Conduct Club and punish yourselves every time you do anything thats not right.”

56Thats a good idea,” said Faith, struck by it. But,” she added doubtfully, “things that dont seem a bit of harm to US seem simply dreadful to other people. How can we tell? We cant be bothering father all the timeand he has to be away a lot, anyhow.”

57You could mostly tell if you stopped to think a thing over before doing it and ask yourselves what the congregation would say about it,” said Jem. The trouble is you just rush into things and dont think them over at all. Mother says youre all too impulsive, just as she used to be. The Good-Conduct Club would help you to think, if you were fair and honest about punishing yourselves when you broke the rules. Youd have to punish in some way that really hurt, or it wouldn’t do any good.”

58Whip each other?”

59Not exactly. Youd have to think up different ways of punishment to suit the person. You wouldn’t punish each otheryoud punish yourselves. I read all about such a club in a story-book. You try it and see how it works.”

60Lets,” said Faith; and when Jem was gone they agreed they would. If things aren’t right weve just got to make them right,” said Faith, resolutely.

61Weve got to be fair and square, as Jem says,” said Jerry. This is a club to bring ourselves up, seeing theres nobody else to do it. Theres no use in having many rules. Lets just have one and any of us that breaks it has got to be punished hard.”

62But how.”

63Well think that up as we go along. Well hold a session of the club here in the graveyard every night and talk over what weve done through the day, and if we think weve done anything that isn’t right or that would disgrace dad the one that does it, or is responsible for it, must be punished. Thats the rule. Well all decide on the kind of punishmentit must be made to fit the crime, as Mr. Flagg says. And the one thats, guilty will be bound to carry it out and no shirking. Theres going to be fun in this,” concluded Jerry, with a relish.

64You suggested the soap-bubble party,” said Faith.

65But that was before wed formed the club,” said Jerry hastily. Everything starts from to-night.”

66But what if we cant agree on whats right, or what the punishment ought to be? Spose two of us thought of one thing and two another. There ought to be five in a club like this.”

67We can ask Jem Blythe to be umpire. He is the squarest boy in Glen St. Mary. But I guess we can settle our own affairs mostly. We want to keep this as much of a secret as we can. Dont breathe a word to Mary Vance. Shed want to join and do the bringing up.”

68I think,” said Faith, “that theres no use in spoiling every day by dragging punishments in. Lets have a punishment day.”

69Wed better choose Saturday because there is no school to interfere,” suggested Una.

70And spoil the one holiday in the week,” cried Faith. Not much! No, lets take Friday. Thats fish day, anyhow, and we all hate fish. We may as well have all the disagreeable things in one day. Then other days we can go ahead and have a good time.”

71Nonsense,” said Jerry authoritatively. Such a scheme wouldn’t work at all. Well just punish ourselves as we go along and keep a clear slate. Now, we all understand, dont we? This is a Good-Conduct Club, for the purpose of bringing ourselves up. We agree to punish ourselves for bad conduct, and always to stop before we do anything, no matter what, and ask ourselves if it is likely to hurt dad in any way, and any one who shirks is to be cast out of the club and never allowed to play with the rest of us in Rainbow Valley again. Jem Blythe to be umpire in case of disputes. No more taking bugs to Sunday School, Carl, and no more chewing gum in public, if you please, Miss Faith.”

72No more making fun of elders praying or going to the Methodist prayer meeting,” retorted Faith.

73Why, it isn’t any harm to go to the Methodist prayer meeting,” protested Jerry in amazement.

74Mrs. Elliott says it is, She says manse children have no business to go anywhere but to Presbyterian things.”

75Darn it, I wont give up going to the Methodist prayer meeting,” cried Jerry. Its ten times more fun than ours is.”

76You said a naughty word,” cried Faith. Now, youve got to punish yourself.”

77Not till its all down in black and white. Were only talking the club over. It isn’t really formed until weve written it out and signed it. Theres got to be a constitution and by-laws. And you know theres nothing wrong in going to a prayer meeting.”

78But its not only the wrong things were to punish ourselves for, but anything that might hurt father.”

79It wont hurt anybody. You know Mrs. Elliott is cracked on the subject of Methodists. Nobody else makes any fuss about my going. I always behave myself. You ask Jem or Mrs. Blythe and see what they say. Ill abide by their opinion. Im going for the paper now and Ill bring out the lantern and well all sign.”

80Fifteen minutes later the document was solemnly signed on Hezekiah Pollock’s tombstone, on the centre of which stood the smoky manse lantern, while the children knelt around it. Mrs. Elder Clow was going past at the moment and next day all the Glen heard that the manse children had been having another praying competition and had wound it up by chasing each other all over the graves with a lantern. This piece of embroidery was probably suggested by the fact that, after the signing and sealing was completed, Carl had taken the lantern and had walked circumspectly to the little hollow to examine his ant-hill. The others had gone quietly into the manse and to bed.

81Do you think it is true that father is going to marry Miss West?” Una had tremulously asked of Faith, after their prayers had been said.

82I dont know, but Id like it,” said Faith.

83Oh, I wouldn’t,” said Una, chokingly. She is nice the way she is. But Mary Vance says it changes people altogether to be made stepmothers. They get horrid cross and mean and hateful then, and turn your father against you. She says theyre sure to do that. She never knew it to fail in a single case.”

84I dont believe Miss West would ever try to do that,” cried Faith.

85Mary says anybody would. She knows all about stepmothers, Faithshe says shes seen hundreds of themand youve never seen one. Oh, Mary has told me blood-curdling things about them. She says she knew of one who whipped her husbands little girls on their bare shoulders till they bled, and then shut them up in a cold, dark coal cellar all night. She says theyre all aching to do things like that.”

86I dont believe Miss West would. You dont know her as well as I do, Una. Just think of that sweet little bird she sent me. I love it far more even than Adam.”

87Its just being a stepmother changes them. Mary says they cant help it. I wouldn’t mind the whippings so much as having father hate us.”

88You know nothing could make father hate us. Dont be silly, Una. I dare say theres nothing to worry over. Likely if we run our club right and bring ourselves up properly father wont think of marrying any one. And if he does, I know Miss West will be lovely to us.”

89But Una had no such conviction and she cried herself to sleep.