16. CHAPTER XVI. TIT FOR TAT

Rainbow Valley / 彩虹幽谷

1With Faith, to decide was to act. She lost no time in carrying out the idea. As soon as she came home from school the next day she left the manse and made her way down the Glen. Walter Blythe joined her as she passed the post office.

2Im going to Mrs. Elliotts on an errand for mother,” he said. Where are you going, Faith?”

3I am going somewhere on church business,” said Faith loftily. She did not volunteer any further information and Walter felt rather snubbed. They walked on in silence for a little while. It was a warm, windy evening with a sweet, resinous air. Beyond the sand dunes were gray seas, soft and beautiful. The Glen brook bore down a freight of gold and crimson leaves, like fairy shallops. In Mr. James Reese’s buckwheat stubble-land, with its beautiful tones of red and brown, a crow parliament was being held, whereat solemn deliberations regarding the welfare of crowland were in progress. Faith cruelly broke up the august assembly by climbing up on the fence and hurling a broken rail at it. Instantly the air was filled with flapping black wings and indignant caws.

4Why did you do that?” said Walter reproachfully. They were having such a good time.”

5Oh, I hate crows,” said Faith airily. The are so black and sly I feel sure theyre hypocrites. They steal little birdseggs out of their nests, you know. I saw one do it on our lawn last spring. Walter, what makes you so pale to-day? Did you have the toothache again last night?”

6Walter shivered.

7Yesa raging one. I couldn’t sleep a winkso I just paced up and down the floor and imagined I was an early Christian martyr being tortured at the command of Nero. That helped ever so much for a whileand then I got so bad I couldn’t imagine anything.”

8Did you cry?” asked Faith anxiously.

9Nobut I lay down on the floor and groaned,” admitted Walter. Then the girls came in and Nan put cayenne pepper in itand that made it worseDi made me hold a swallow of cold water in my mouthand I couldn’t stand it, so they called Susan. Susan said it served me right for sitting up in the cold garret yesterday writing poetry trash. But she started up the kitchen fire and got me a hot-water bottle and it stopped the toothache. As soon as I felt better I told Susan my poetry wasn’t trash and she wasn’t any judge. And she said no, thank goodness she was not and she did not know anything about poetry except that it was mostly a lot of lies. Now you know, Faith, that isn’t so. That is one reason why I like writing poetryyou can say so many things in it that are true in poetry but wouldn’t be true in prose. I told Susan so, but she said to stop my jawing and go to sleep before the water got cold, or shed leave me to see if rhyming would cure toothache, and she hoped it would be a lesson to me.”

10Why dont you go to the dentist at Lowbridge and get the tooth out?”

11Walter shivered again.

12They want me tobut I cant. It would hurt so.”

13Are you afraid of a little pain?” asked Faith contemptuously.

14Walter flushed.

15It would be a big pain. I hate being hurt. Father said he wouldn’t insist on my goinghed wait until Id made up my own mind to go.”

16It wouldn’t hurt as long as the toothache,” argued Faith, “Youve had five spells of toothache. If youd just go and have it out thered be no more bad nights. I had a tooth out once. I yelled for a moment, but it was all over thenonly the bleeding.”

17The bleeding is worst of allits so ugly,” cried Walter. It just made me sick when Jem cut his foot last summer. Susan said I looked more like fainting than Jem did. But I couldn’t bear to see Jem hurt, either. Somebody is always getting hurt, Faithand its awful. I just cant bear to see things hurt. It makes me just want to runand runand runtill I cant hear or see them.”

18Theres no use making a fuss over anyone getting hurt,” said Faith, tossing her curls. Of course, if youve hurt yourself very bad, you have to yelland blood is messyand I dont like seeing other people hurt, either. But I dont want to runI want to go to work and help them. Your father has to hurt people lots of times to cure them. What would they do if he ran away?”

19I didn’t say I would run. I said I wanted to run. Thats a different thing. I want to help people, too. But oh, I wish there weren’t any ugly, dreadful things in the world. I wish everything was glad and beautiful.”

20Well, dont lets think of what isn’t,” said Faith. After all, theres lots of fun in being alive. You wouldn’t have toothache if you were dead, but still, wouldn’t you lots rather be alive than dead? I would, a hundred times. Oh, heres Dan Reese. Hes been down to the harbour for fish.”

21I hate Dan Reese,” said Walter.

22So do I. All us girls do. Im just going to walk past and never take the least notice of him. You watch me!”

23Faith accordingly stalked past Dan with her chin out and an expression of scorn that bit into his soul. He turned and shouted after her.

24Pig-girl! Pig-girl!! Pig-girl!!!” in a crescendo of insult.

25Faith walked on, seemingly oblivious. But her lip trembled slightly with a sense of outrage. She knew she was no match for Dan Reese when it came to an exchange of epithets. She wished Jem Blythe had been with her instead of Walter. If Dan Reese had dared to call her a pig-girl in Jem’s hearing, Jem would have wiped up the dust with him. But it never occurred to Faith to expect Walter to do it, or blame him for not doing it. Walter, she knew, never fought other boys. Neither did Charlie Clow of the north road. The strange part was that, while she despised Charlie for a coward, it never occurred to her to disdain Walter. It was simply that he seemed to her an inhabitant of a world of his own, where different traditions prevailed. Faith would as soon have expected a starry-eyed young angel to pummel dirty, freckled Dan Reese for her as Walter Blythe. She would not have blamed the angel and she did not blame Walter Blythe. But she wished that sturdy Jem or Jerry had been there and Dans insult continued to rankle in her soul.

26Walter was pale no longer. He had flushed crimson and his beautiful eyes were clouded with shame and anger. He knew that he ought to have avenged Faith. Jem would have sailed right in and made Dan eat his words with bitter sauce. Ritchie Warren would have overwhelmed Dan with worsenamesthan Dan had called Faith. But Walter could notsimply could not—“call names.” He knew he would get the worst of it. He could never conceive or utter the vulgar, ribald insults of which Dan Reese had unlimited command. And as for the trial by fist, Walter couldn’t fight. He hated the idea. It was rough and painfuland, worst of all, it was ugly. He never could understand Jem’s exultation in an occasional conflict. But he wished he could fight Dan Reese. He was horribly ashamed because Faith Meredith had been insulted in his presence and he had not tried to punish her insulter. He felt sure she must despise him. She had not even spoken to him since Dan had called her pig-girl. He was glad when they came to the parting of the ways.

27Faith, too, was relieved, though for a different reason. She wanted to be alone because she suddenly felt rather nervous about her errand. Impulse had cooled, especially since Dan had bruised her self-respect. She must go through with it, but she no longer had enthusiasm to sustain her. She was going to see Norman Douglas and ask him to come back to church, and she began to be afraid of him. What had seemed so easy and simple up at the Glen seemed very different down here. She had heard a good deal about Norman Douglas, and she knew that even the biggest boys in school were afraid of him. Suppose he called her something nastyshe had heard he was given to that. Faith could not endure being called namesthey subdued her far more quickly than a physical blow. But she would go onFaith Meredith always went on. If she did not her father might have to leave the Glen.

28At the end of the long lane Faith came to the housea big, old-fashioned one with a row of soldierly Lombardies marching past it. On the back veranda Norman Douglas himself was sitting, reading a newspaper. His big dog was beside him. Behind, in the kitchen, where his housekeeper, Mrs. Wilson, was getting supper, there was a clatter of dishesan angry clatter, for Norman Douglas had just had a quarrel with Mrs. Wilson, and both were in a very bad temper over it. Consequently, when Faith stepped on the veranda and Norman Douglas lowered his newspaper she found herself looking into the choleric eyes of an irritated man.

29Norman Douglas was rather a fine-looking personage in his way. He had a sweep of long red beard over his broad chest and a mane of red hair, ungrizzled by the years, on his massive head. His high, white forehead was unwrinkled and his blue eyes could flash still with all the fire of his tempestuous youth. He could be very amiable when he liked, and he could be very terrible. Poor Faith, so anxiously bent on retrieving the situation in regard to the church, had caught him in one of his terrible moods.

30He did not know who she was and he gazed at her with disfavour. Norman Douglas liked girls of spirit and flame and laughter. At this moment Faith was very pale. She was of the type to which colour means everything. Lacking her crimson cheeks she seemed meek and even insignificant. She looked apologetic and afraid, and the bully in Norman Douglass heart stirred.

31Who the dickens are you? And what do you want here?” he demanded in his great resounding voice, with a fierce scowl.

32For once in her life Faith had nothing to say. She had never supposed Norman Douglas was like this. She was paralyzed with terror of him. He saw it and it made him worse.

33Whats the matter with you?” he boomed. You look as if you wanted to say something and was scared to say it. Whats troubling you? Confound it, speak up, cant you?”

34No. Faith could not speak up. No words would come. But her lips began to tremble.

35For heavens sake, dont cry,” shouted Norman. I cant stand snivelling. If youve anything to say, say it and have done. Great Kitty, is the girl possessed of a dumb spirit? Dont look at me like thatIm humanI havent got a tail! Who are youwho are you, I say?”

36Normans voice could have been heard at the harbour. Operations in the kitchen were suspended. Mrs. Wilson was listening open-eared and eyed. Norman put his huge brown hands on his knees and leaned forward, staring into Faiths pallid, shrinking face. He seemed to loom over her like some evil giant out of a fairy tale. She felt as if he would eat her up next thing, body and bones.

37IamFaith—Meredith,” she said, in little more than a whisper.

38“Meredith, hey? One of the parsons youngsters, hey? Ive heard of youIve heard of you! Riding on pigs and breaking the Sabbath! A nice lot! What do you want here, hey? What do you want of the old pagan, hey? I dont ask favours of parsonsand I dont give any. What do you want, I say?”

39Faith wished herself a thousand miles away. She stammered out her thought in its naked simplicity.

40I cameto ask youto go to churchand payto the salary.”

41Norman glared at her. Then he burst forth again.

42You impudent hussyyou! Who put you up to it, jade? Who put you up to it?”

43Nobody,” said poor Faith.

44Thats a lie. Dont lie to me! Who sent you here? It wasn’t your fatherhe hasn’t the smeddum of a fleabut he wouldn’t send you to do what he dassn’t do himself. I suppose it was some of them confounded old maids at the Glen, was itwas it, hey?”

45NoII just came myself.”

46Do you take me for a fool?” shouted Norman.

47NoI thought you were a gentleman,” said Faith faintly, and certainly without any thought of being sarcastic.

48Norman bounced up.

49Mind your own business. I dont want to hear another word from you. If you wasn’t such a kid Id teach you to interfere in what doesn’t concern you. When I want parsons or pill-dosers Ill send for them. Till I do Ill have no truck with them. Do you understand? Now, get out, cheese-face.”

50Faith got out. She stumbled blindly down the steps, out of the yard gate and into the lane. Half way up the lane her daze of fear passed away and a reaction of tingling anger possessed her. By the time she reached the end of the lane she was in such a furious temper as she had never experienced before. Norman Douglasinsults burned in her soul, kindling a scorching flame. Go home! Not she! She would go straight back and tell that old ogre just what she thought of himshe would show himoh, wouldn’t she! Cheese-face, indeed!

51Unhesitatingly she turned and walked back. The veranda was deserted and the kitchen door shut. Faith opened the door without knocking, and went in. Norman Douglas had just sat down at the supper table, but he still held his newspaper. Faith walked inflexibly across the room, caught the paper from his hand, flung it on the floor and stamped on it. Then she faced him, with her flashing eyes and scarlet cheeks. She was such a handsome young fury that Norman Douglas hardly recognized her.

52Whats brought you back?” he growled, but more in bewilderment than rage.

53Unquailingly she glared back into the angry eyes against which so few people could hold their own.

54I have come back to tell you exactly what I think of you,” said Faith in clear, ringing tones. I am not afraid of you. You are a rude, unjust, tyrannical, disagreeable old man. Susan says you are sure to go to hell, and I was sorry for you, but I am not now. Your wife never had a new hat for ten yearsno wonder she died. I am going to make faces at you whenever I see you after this. Every time I am behind you you will know what is happening. Father has a picture of the devil in a book in his study, and I mean to go home and write your name under it. You are an old vampire and I hope youll have the Scotch fiddle!”

55Faith did not know what a vampire meant any more than she knew what the Scotch fiddle was. She had heard Susan use the expressions and gathered from her tone that both were dire things. But Norman Douglas knew what the latter meant at least. He had listened in absolute silence to Faiths tirade. When she paused for breath, with a stamp of her foot, he suddenly burst into loud laughter. With a mighty slap of hand on knee he exclaimed,

56I vow youve got spunk, after allI like spunk. Come, sit downsit down!”

57I will not.” Faiths eyes flashed more passionately. She thought she was being made fun oftreated contemptuously. She would have enjoyed another explosion of rage, but this cut deep. I will not sit down in your house. I am going home. But I am glad I came back here and told you exactly what my opinion of you is.”

58So am Iso am I,” chuckled Norman. I like youyoure fineyoure great. Such rosessuch vim! Did I call her cheese-face? Why, she never smelt a cheese. Sit down. If youd looked like that at the first, girl! So youll write my name under the devils picture, will you? But hes black, girl, hes blackand Im red. It wont doit wont do! And you hope Ill have the Scotch fiddle, do you? Lord love you, girl, I had it when I was a boy. Dont wish it on me again. Sit downsit in. Well tak’ a cup okindness.”

59No, thank you,” said Faith haughtily.

60Oh, yes, you will. Come, come now, I apologize, girlI apologize. I made a fool of myself and Im sorry. Man cant say fairer. Forget and forgive. Shake hands, girlshake hands. She wontno, she wont! But she must! Look-a-here, girl, if youll shake hands and break bread with me Ill pay what I used to to the salary and Ill go to church the first Sunday in every month and Ill make Kitty Alec hold her jaw. Im the only one in the clan can do it. Is it a bargain, girl?”

61It seemed a bargain. Faith found herself shaking hands with the ogre and then sitting at his board. Her temper was overFaiths tempers never lasted very longbut its excitement still sparkled in her eyes and crimsoned her cheeks. Norman Douglas looked at her admiringly.

62Go, get some of your best preserves, Wilson,” he ordered, “and stop sulking, woman, stop sulking. What if we did have a quarrel, woman? A good squall clears the air and briskens things up. But no drizzling and fogging afterwardsno drizzling and fogging, woman. I cant stand that. Temper in a woman but no tears for me. Here, girl, is some messed up meat and potatoes for you. Begin on that. Wilson has some fancy name for it, but I call lit macanaccady. Anything I cant analyze in the eating line I call macanaccady and anything wet that puzzles me I call shallamagouslem. Wilson’s tea is shallamagouslem. I swear she makes it out of burdocks. Dont take any of the ungodly black liquidheres some milk for you. What did you say your name was?”

63Faith.”

64No name thatno name that! I cant stomach such a name. Got any other?”

65No, sir.”

66Dont like the name, dont like it. Theres no smeddum to it. Besides, it makes me think of my Aunt Jinny. She called her three girls Faith, Hope, and Charity. Faith didn’t believe in anythingHope was a born pessimistand Charity was a miser. You ought to be called Red Roseyou look like one when youre mad. Ill call you Red Rose. And youve roped me into promising to go to church? But only once a month, rememberonly once a month. Come now, girl, will you let me off? I used to pay a hundred to the salary every year and go to church. If I promise to pay two hundred a year will you let me off going to church? Come now!”

67No, no, sir,” said Faith, dimpling roguishly. I want you to go to church, too.”

68Well, a bargain is a bargain. I reckon I can stand it twelve times a year. What a sensation itll make the first Sunday I go! And old Susan Baker says Im going to hell, hey? Do you believe Ill go therecome, now, do you?”

69I hope not, sir,” stammered Faith in some confusion.

70Why do you hope not? Come, now, why do you hope not? Give us a reason, girlgive us a reason.”

71Itit must be a veryuncomfortable place, sir.”

72Uncomfortable? All depends on your taste in comfortable, girl. Id soon get tired of angels. Fancy old Susan in a halo, now!”

73Faith did fancy it, and it tickled her so much that she had to laugh. Norman eyed her approvingly.

74See the fun of it, hey? Oh, I like youyoure great. About this church business, nowcan your father preach?”

75He is a splendid preacher,” said loyal Faith.

76He is, hey? Ill seeIll watch out for flaws. Hed better be careful what he says before me. Ill catch himIll trip him upIll keep tabs on his arguments. Im bound to have some fun out of this church going business. Does he ever preach hell?”

77NoooI dont think so.”

78Too bad. I like sermons on that subject. You tell him that if he wants to keep me in good humour to preach a good rip-roaring sermon on hell once every six monthsand the more brimstone the better. I likeem smoking. And think of all the pleasure hed give the old maids, too. Theyd all keep looking at old Norman Douglas and thinking, ‘Thats for you, you old reprobate. Thats whats in store for you!’ Ill give an extra ten dollars every time you get your father to preach on hell. Heres Wilson and the jam. Like that, hey? It isn’t macanaccady. Taste!”

79Faith obediently swallowed the big spoonful Norman held out to her. Luckily it was good.

80Best plum jam in the world,” said Norman, filling a large saucer and plumping it down before her. Glad you like it. Ill give you a couple of jars to take home with you. Theres nothing mean about menever was. The devil cant catch me at that corner, anyhow. It wasn’t my fault that Hester didn’t have a new hat for ten years. It was her ownshe pinched on hats to save money to give yellow fellows over in China. I never gave a cent to missions in my lifenever will. Never you try to bamboozle me into that! A hundred a year to the salary and church once a monthbut no spoiling good heathens to make poor Christians! Why, girl, they wouldn’t be fit for heaven or hellclean spoiled for either placeclean spoiled. Hey, Wilson, havent you got a smile on yet? Beats all how you women can sulk! I never sulked in my lifeits just one big flash and crash with me and thenpoufthe squalls over and the sun is out and you could eat out of my hand.”

81Norman insisted on driving Faith home after supper and he filled the buggy up with apples, cabbages, potatoes and pumpkins and jars of jam.

82Theres a nice little tom-pussy out in the barn. Ill give you that too, if youd like it. Say the word,” he said.

83No, thank you,” said Faith decidedly. I dont like cats, and besides, I have a rooster.”

84Listen to her. You cant cuddle a rooster as you can a kitten. Who ever heard of petting a rooster? Better take little Tom. I want to find a good home for him.”

85No. Aunt Martha has a cat and he would kill a strange kitten.”

86Norman yielded the point rather reluctantly. He gave Faith an exciting drive home, behind his wild two-year old, and when he had let her out at the kitchen door of the manse and dumped his cargo on the back veranda he drove away shouting,

87Its only once a monthonly once a month, mind!”

88Faith went up to bed, feeling a little dizzy and breathless, as if she had just escaped from the grasp of a genial whirlwind. She was happy and thankful. No fear now that they would have to leave the Glen and the graveyard and Rainbow Valley. But she fell asleep troubled by a disagreeable subconsciousness that Dan Reese had called her pig-girl and that, having stumbled on such a congenial epithet, he would continue to call her so whenever opportunity offered.