3. III Mr. Harrison at Home

Anne of Avonlea / 少女安妮

1Mr. Harrisons house was an old-fashioned, low-eaved, whitewashed structure, set against a thick spruce grove.

2Mr. Harrison himself was sitting on his vineshaded veranda, in his shirt sleeves, enjoying his evening pipe. When he realized who was coming up the path he sprang suddenly to his feet, bolted into the house, and shut the door. This was merely the uncomfortable result of his surprise, mingled with a good deal of shame over his outburst of temper the day before. But it nearly swept the remnant of her courage from Annes heart.

3If hes so cross now what will he be when he hears what Ive done,” she reflected miserably, as she rapped at the door.

4But Mr. Harrison opened it, smiling sheepishly, and invited her to enter in a tone quite mild and friendly, if somewhat nervous. He had laid aside his pipe and donned his coat; he offered Anne a very dusty chair very politely, and her reception would have passed off pleasantly enough if it had not been for the telltale of a parrot who was peering through the bars of his cage with wicked golden eyes. No sooner had Anne seated herself than Ginger exclaimed,

5Bless my soul, whats that redheaded snippet coming here for?”

6It would be hard to say whose face was the redder, M r. Harrisons or Annes.

7Dont you mind that parrot,” said Mr. Harrison, casting a furious glance at Ginger. Hes . . . hes always talking nonsense. I got him from my brother who was a sailor. Sailors dont always use the choicest language, and parrots are very imitative birds.”

8So I should think,” said poor Anne, the remembrance of her errand quelling her resentment. She couldn’t afford to snub Mr. Harrison under the circumstances, that was certain. When you had just sold a mans Jersey cow offhand, without his knowledge or consent you must not mind if his parrot repeated uncomplimentary things. Nevertheless, the “redheaded snippetwas not quite so meek as she might otherwise have been.

9Ive come to confess something to you, Mr. Harrison,” she said resolutely. Its . . . its about . . . that Jersey cow.”

10Bless my soul,” exclaimed Mr. Harrison nervously, “has she gone and broken into my oats again? Well, never mind . . . never mind if she has. Its no difference . . . none at all, I . . . I was too hasty yesterday, thats a fact. Never mind if she has.”

11Oh, if it were only that,” sighed Anne. But its ten times worse. I dont . . .”

12Bless my soul, do you mean to say shes got into my wheat?”

13No . . . no . . . not the wheat. But . . .”

14Then its the cabbages! Shes broken into my cabbages that I was raising for Exhibition, hey?”

15Its not the cabbages, Mr. Harrison. Ill tell you everything . . . that is what I came forbut please dont interrupt me. It makes me so nervous. Just let me tell my story and dont say anything till I get throughand then no doubt youll say plenty,” Anne concluded, but in thought only.

16I wont say another word,” said Mr. Harrison, and he didn’t. But Ginger was not bound by any contract of silence and kept ejaculating, “Redheaded snippetat intervals until Anne felt quite wild.

17I shut my Jersey cow up in our pen yesterday. This morning I went to Carmody and when I came back I saw a Jersey cow in your oats. Diana and I chased her out and you cant imagine what a hard time we had. I was so dreadfully wet and tired and vexedand Mr. Shearer came by that very minute and offered to buy the cow. I sold her to him on the spot for twenty dollars. It was wrong of me. I should have waited and consulted Marilla, of course. But Im dreadfully given to doing things without thinkingeverybody who knows me will tell you that. Mr. Shearer took the cow right away to ship her on the afternoon train.”

18“Redheaded snippet,” quoted Ginger in a tone of profound contempt.

19At this point Mr. Harrison arose and, with an expression that would have struck terror into any bird but a parrot, carried Gingers cage into an adjoining room and shut the door. Ginger shrieked, swore, and otherwise conducted himself in keeping with his reputation, but finding himself left alone, relapsed into sulky silence.

20Excuse me and go on,” said Mr. Harrison, sitting down again. My brother the sailor never taught that bird any manners.”

21I went home and after tea I went out to the milking pen. Mr. Harrison,” . . . Anne leaned forward, clasping her hands with her old childish gesture, while her big gray eyes gazed imploringly into Mr. Harrisons embarrassed face . . . “I found my cow still shut up in the pen. It was your cow I had sold to Mr. Shearer.”

22Bless my soul,” exclaimed Mr. Harrison, in blank amazement at this unlooked-for conclusion. What a very extraordinary thing!”

23Oh, it isn’t in the least extraordinary that I should be getting myself and other people into scrapes,” said Anne mournfully. Im noted for that. You might suppose Id have grown out of it by this time . . . Ill be seventeen next March . . . but it seems that I havent. Mr. Harrison, is it too much to hope that youll forgive me? Im afraid its too late to get your cow back, but here is the money for her . . . or you can have mine in exchange if youd rather. Shes a very good cow. And I cant express how sorry I am for it all.”

24Tut, tut,” said Mr. Harrison briskly, “dont say another word about it, miss. Its of no consequence . . . no consequence whatever. Accidents will happen. Im too hasty myself sometimes, miss . . . far too hasty. But I cant help speaking out just what I think and folks must take me as they find me. If that cow had been in my cabbages now . . . but never mind, she wasn’t, so its all right. I think Id rather have your cow in exchange, since you want to be rid of her.”

25Oh, thank you, Mr. Harrison. Im so glad you are not vexed. I was afraid you would be.”

26And I suppose you were scared to death to come here and tell me, after the fuss I made yesterday, hey? But you mustn’t mind me, Im a terrible outspoken old fellow, thats all . . . awful apt to tell the truth, no matter if it is a bit plain.”

27So is Mrs. Lynde,” said Anne, before she could prevent herself.

28Who? Mrs. Lynde? Dont you tell me Im like that old gossip,” said Mr. Harrison irritably. Im not . . . not a bit. What have you got in that box?”

29A cake,” said Anne archly. In her relief at Mr. Harrisons unexpected amiability her spirits soared upward feather-light. I brought it over for you . . . I thought perhaps you didn’t have cake very often.”

30I dont, thats a fact, and Im mighty fond of it, too. Im much obliged to you. It looks good on top. I hope its good all the way through.”

31It is,” said Anne, gaily confident. I have made cakes in my time that were not, as Mrs. Allan could tell you, but this one is all right. I made it for the Improvement Society, but I can make another for them.”

32Well, Ill tell you what, miss, you must help me eat it. Ill put the kettle on and well have a cup of tea. How will that do?”

33Will you let me make the tea?” said Anne dubiously.

34Mr. Harrison chuckled.

35I see you havent much confidence in my ability to make tea. Youre wrong . . . I can brew up as good a jorum of tea as you ever drank. But go ahead yourself. Fortunately it rained last Sunday, so theres plenty of clean dishes.”

36Anne hopped briskly up and went to work. She washed the teapot in several waters before she put the tea to steep. Then she swept the stove and set the table, bringing the dishes out of the pantry. The state of that pantry horrified Anne, but she wisely said nothing. Mr. Harrison told her where to find the bread and butter and a can of peaches. Anne adorned the table with a bouquet from the garden and shut her eyes to the stains on the tablecloth. Soon the tea was ready and Anne found herself sitting opposite Mr. Harrison at his own table, pouring his tea for him, and chatting freely to him about her school and friends and plans. She could hardly believe the evidence of her senses.

37Mr. Harrison had brought Ginger back, averring that the poor bird would be lonesome; and Anne, feeling that she could forgive everybody and everything, offered him a walnut. But Gingers feelings had been grievously hurt and he rejected all overtures of friendship. He sat moodily on his perch and ruffled his feathers up until he looked like a mere ball of green and gold.

38Why do you call him Ginger?” asked Anne, who liked appropriate names and thought Ginger accorded not at all with such gorgeous plumage.

39My brother the sailor named him. Maybe it had some reference to his temper. I think a lot of that bird though . . . youd be surprised if you knew how much. He has his faults of course. That bird has cost me a good deal one way and another. Some people object to his swearing habits but he cant be broken of them. Ive tried . . . other people have tried. Some folks have prejudices against parrots. Silly, ain’t it? I like them myself. Gingers a lot of company to me. Nothing would induce me to give that bird up . . . nothing in the world, miss.”

40Mr. Harrison flung the last sentence at Anne as explosively as if he suspected her of some latent design of persuading him to give Ginger up. Anne, however, was beginning to like the queer, fussy, fidgety little man, and before the meal was over they were quite good friends. Mr. Harrison found out about the Improvement Society and was disposed to approve of it.

41Thats right. Go ahead. Theres lots of room for improvement in this settlement . . . and in the people too.”

42Oh, I dont know,” flashed Anne. To herself, or to her particular cronies, she might admit that there were some small imperfections, easily removable, in Avonlea and its inhabitants. But to hear a practical outsider like Mr. Harrison saying it was an entirely different thing. I think Avonlea is a lovely place; and the people in it are very nice, too.”

43I guess youve got a spice of temper,” commented Mr. Harrison, surveying the flushed cheeks and indignant eyes opposite him. It goes with hair like yours, I reckon. Avonlea is a pretty decent place or I wouldn’t have located here; but I suppose even you will admit that it has some faults?”

44I like it all the better for them,” said loyal Anne. I dont like places or people either that havent any faults. I think a truly perfect person would be very uninteresting. Mrs. Milton White says she never met a perfect person, but shes heard enough about one . . . her husbands first wife. Dont you think it must be very uncomfortable to be married to a man whose first wife was perfect?”

45It would be more uncomfortable to be married to the perfect wife,” declared Mr. Harrison, with a sudden and inexplicable warmth.

46When tea was over Anne insisted on washing the dishes, although Mr. Harrison assured her that there were enough in the house to do for weeks yet. She would dearly have loved to sweep the floor also, but no broom was visible and she did not like to ask where it was for fear there wasn’t one at all.

47You might run across and talk to me once in a while,” suggested Mr. Harrison when she was leaving. “’Tisn’t far and folks ought to be neighborly. Im kind of interested in that society of yours. Seems to me therell be some fun in it. Who are you going to tackle first?”

48We are not going to meddle with people . . . it is only places we mean to improve,” said Anne, in a dignified tone. She rather suspected that Mr. Harrison was making fun of the project.

49When she had gone Mr. Harrison watched her from the window . . . a lithe, girlish shape, tripping lightheartedly across the fields in the sunset afterglow.

50Im a crusty, lonesome, crabbed old chap,” he said aloud, “but theres something about that little girl makes me feel young again . . . and its such a pleasant sensation Id like to have it repeated once in a while.”

51“Redheaded snippet,” croaked Ginger mockingly.

52Mr. Harrison shook his fist at the parrot.

53You ornery bird,” he muttered, “I almost wish Id wrung your neck when my brother the sailor brought you home. Will you never be done getting me into trouble?”

54Anne ran home blithely and recounted her adventures to Marilla, who had been not a little alarmed by her long absence and was on the point of starting out to look for her.

55Its a pretty good world, after all, isn’t it, Marilla?” concluded Anne happily. Mrs. Lynde was complaining the other day that it wasn’t much of a world. She said whenever you looked forward to anything pleasant you were sure to be more or less disappointed . . . perhaps that is true. But there is a good side to it too. The bad things dont always come up to your expectations either . . . they nearly always turn out ever so much better than you think. I looked forward to a dreadfully unpleasant experience when I went over to Mr. Harrisons tonight; and instead he was quite kind and I had almost a nice time. I think were going to be real good friends if we make plenty of allowances for each other, and everything has turned out for the best. But all the same, Marilla, I shall certainly never again sell a cow before making sure to whom she belongs. And I do not like parrots!”